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New Song for the Governor of Virginia (I’m a Coonman)
Free Republic | February 2, 2019 | PittsburghAfterDark

Posted on 02/02/2019 2:57:34 PM PST by PittsburghAfterDark

I hope some of you will remember this song....

I'm the Coonman

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Coonman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back If the Coonman can do it, so can you Everybody's sayin' that the Coonman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you I'm the Coonman Where's the Coonman? I'm the Coonman

Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens Who would try to change the seasons if they could? The state of the condition insults my intuitions And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back If the Coonman can do it, brother, so can you I'm the Coonman

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back If the Coonman can do it, so can you I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of coon Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born I'm the Coonman

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Yeah, I'm the Coonman Where's the Coonman?

I'm the Coonman, repeat after me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody I'm the Coonman, sing along with me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody Yeah, I'm the Coonman, I'm the Coonmanman

Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda I'm the Coonman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; coonman; governor; justinfairfax; markherring; northam; ralphnortham; scatman; vanityepidemic; virginia

1 posted on 02/02/2019 2:57:34 PM PST by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

got a nice beat but you can’t dance to it


2 posted on 02/02/2019 3:01:24 PM PST by be-baw
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

Interesting manner in which to proclaim your insanity.


3 posted on 02/02/2019 3:03:05 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: ifinnegan

Right up there with the Beatles Why don’t we do it in the Road.


4 posted on 02/02/2019 3:06:51 PM PST by carmen2017
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

Can you do the moonwalk to it since Northam apparently likes to dress up like Michael Jackson


5 posted on 02/02/2019 3:09:10 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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6 posted on 02/02/2019 3:15:10 PM PST by SunkenCiv (and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

Somebody please dub the Soundgarden song:

Ooh
Feel the rhythm with your hands
(Steal the rhythm while you can)
Coonman
Speak the rhythm on your own
(Speak the rhythm all alone)
Coonman
Coonman, come together with your hands
Save me, I’m together with your plan
Save me, yeah
Save, oh
All my friends are Indians
(All my friends are brown and red)
Coonman


7 posted on 02/02/2019 3:34:19 PM PST by ReaganGeneration2
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

What’s his opinion on death panels?


8 posted on 02/02/2019 3:36:04 PM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

9 posted on 02/02/2019 3:37:02 PM PST by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

“I hope some of you will remember this song....”

Uh...no.


10 posted on 02/02/2019 3:42:08 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

“I’m a coon man...da do di du do da da da... coon man...dah dah de dah du...” with sincere apologies to Sam and Dave.


11 posted on 02/02/2019 3:49:55 PM PST by VietVet876
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To: Travis McGee
Oh I'm ever so offended...woe is me.


12 posted on 02/02/2019 3:53:04 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Travis McGee

Now he’s claiming he’s not in the picture... after apologizing for being in the picture. I guess he figured no one has a photo proving it’s him in the photo.


13 posted on 02/02/2019 4:09:10 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

The picture is hilarious but we have no sense of humor anymore. Who knows if he is a true racist but he is a baby killer promoter! Most abortions are from “minorities” who are mostly black. That is the dream of Sanger the mother of infanticide and Nazism and that is true racism.


14 posted on 02/02/2019 4:28:19 PM PST by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: shanover


15 posted on 02/02/2019 4:46:26 PM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

I was thinking this would go nicely with “I’m a soul man”.


16 posted on 02/02/2019 6:49:53 PM PST by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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