Woman takes mitochondrial DNA test to find out which African tribe she descends from...

wordpress ^ | December 17, 2018 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

[grundle]

Woman takes mitochondrial DNA test to find out which African tribe she descends from, and is horrified to find out that her mitochondrial DNA is of “non-African lineage”

In the first five minutes of this video, this woman goes on and on about how happy and excited she is because she just got back the results of her mitochondrial DNA test. She took the test because she wanted to find out which African tribe or tribes she is descended from. A person (male or female) inherits Mitochondrial DNA solely from their mother.

After five minutes of joyous anticipation, she finally opens the envelope and looks at the results.

She is absolutely devastated to find out that her mitochondrial DNA is of “non-African lineage.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5u_jTzwbL0

[BenLurkin]

Back to the drawing board......

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Should have gone with the slightly more expensive midichlorian test.

[jonascord]

What's even MORE fun is the comments, about how she will be able to get a white privilege card, and offers to teach her the secret White handshake...

Perhaps she can contact Rachael Dolezal for hints.

[Joe 6-pack]

She should blame racism for not getting the results she wanted.

[Tenacious 1]

Save for DNA spoof

[gaijin]

Just as well cuz ya know what..?

There is massive, massive cheating with these, “Find out where in Africa I come from” sequencing outfits.

It’s all a TOTAL scam.

They had some US black journoz hire multiple different outfits to do the sequencing, and each one told them a different, very exotic tribe.

Basically they simply chose ANY exotic tribe in the western part of Africa, which is were 95% of US blacks came from.

TOTAL scam, I don’t think they’re doing any sequencing at all.

[Crucial]

She definitely has some African but I may be wrong.

[Leaning Right]

She and Elizabeth Warren should start some kinda club.

[mountainlion]

A person (male or female) inherits Mitochondrial DNA solely from their mother.???

I don't think so. Mitochondrial DNA is for females. I guess they did not want to hurt the felling of transgenders.

[Pearls Before Swine]

There was an Aryan in the woodpile...

Oh, wait, it’s the maternal line that got broken. Oh, well.

[rktman]

Duh! The Fugawe tribe.

[gaijin]

100% Jamaican, MON..! (Jamaica Bay)

[SkyDancer]

Found out through my Ancestry DNA thing that I’m 18% Sub-Sahara so do I qualify?

[Secret Agent Man]

Best Christmas present to me today, ever.

[Cowboy Bob]

From her looks, I'd say she was a member of the Momback tribe.

[Carriage Hill]

“Perhaps she can contact Rachael Dolezal for hints.”

Or the Warren Fraud; her office sells dried DNA for 1/2016th Cherokee.

[pepsionice]

I worked with a black guy whose new wife wanted to get his tribal story laid out. He tried to caution her not to get deeply into this.

So, eventually....the DNA test comes back and there’s a heck of a lot of French results...very little African results. His ancestors lined up to some French aristocrat guy who had a black slave in the 1600s...had relations with her, and eventually moved to some island in the Caribbean with more French relations, in the early 1800s...the descendents moved onto New Orleans with more French relations, and later moved onto Kansas City.

[Ancesthntr]

Maybe that’s where Princess Liawatha’s Amerind DNA went?

[rockrr]

I liked the one where she was told welcome to the club, but she can no longer say the “N” word...