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Woman takes mitochondrial DNA test to find out which African tribe she descends from...
wordpress ^ | December 17, 2018 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

Posted on 12/17/2018 10:46:25 AM PST by grundle

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1 posted on 12/17/2018 10:46:25 AM PST by grundle
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To: grundle

Back to the drawing board......


2 posted on 12/17/2018 10:49:43 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: grundle

Should have gone with the slightly more expensive midichlorian test.


3 posted on 12/17/2018 10:50:12 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: grundle
What's even MORE fun is the comments, about how she will be able to get a white privilege card, and offers to teach her the secret White handshake...

Perhaps she can contact Rachael Dolezal for hints.

4 posted on 12/17/2018 10:50:55 AM PST by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: grundle

She should blame racism for not getting the results she wanted.


5 posted on 12/17/2018 10:51:44 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: grundle

Save for DNA spoof


6 posted on 12/17/2018 10:51:52 AM PST by Tenacious 1
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Just as well cuz ya know what..?

There is massive, massive cheating with these, “Find out where in Africa I come from” sequencing outfits.

It’s all a TOTAL scam.

They had some US black journoz hire multiple different outfits to do the sequencing, and each one told them a different, very exotic tribe.

Basically they simply chose ANY exotic tribe in the western part of Africa, which is were 95% of US blacks came from.

TOTAL scam, I don’t think they’re doing any sequencing at all.


7 posted on 12/17/2018 10:53:08 AM PST by gaijin
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

She definitely has some African but I may be wrong.


8 posted on 12/17/2018 10:54:34 AM PST by Crucial
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To: grundle

She and Elizabeth Warren should start some kinda club.


9 posted on 12/17/2018 10:54:42 AM PST by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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A person (male or female) inherits Mitochondrial DNA solely from their mother.???

I don't think so. Mitochondrial DNA is for females. I guess they did not want to hurt the felling of transgenders.

10 posted on 12/17/2018 10:54:48 AM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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There was an Aryan in the woodpile...

Oh, wait, it’s the maternal line that got broken. Oh, well.


11 posted on 12/17/2018 10:54:55 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine ( "It's always a party when you're eating the seed corn.")
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Duh! The Fugawe tribe.


12 posted on 12/17/2018 10:54:57 AM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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100% Jamaican, MON..! (Jamaica Bay)

13 posted on 12/17/2018 10:55:13 AM PST by gaijin
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Found out through my Ancestry DNA thing that I’m 18% Sub-Sahara so do I qualify?


14 posted on 12/17/2018 10:56:52 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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Best Christmas present to me today, ever.


15 posted on 12/17/2018 10:57:39 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: grundle
From her looks, I'd say she was a member of the Momback tribe.
16 posted on 12/17/2018 10:57:55 AM PST by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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To: jonascord

“Perhaps she can contact Rachael Dolezal for hints.”

Or the Warren Fraud; her office sells dried DNA for 1/2016th Cherokee.


17 posted on 12/17/2018 10:58:05 AM PST by carriage_hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I worked with a black guy whose new wife wanted to get his tribal story laid out. He tried to caution her not to get deeply into this.

So, eventually....the DNA test comes back and there’s a heck of a lot of French results...very little African results. His ancestors lined up to some French aristocrat guy who had a black slave in the 1600s...had relations with her, and eventually moved to some island in the Caribbean with more French relations, in the early 1800s...the descendents moved onto New Orleans with more French relations, and later moved onto Kansas City.


18 posted on 12/17/2018 10:58:27 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: grundle

Maybe that’s where Princess Liawatha’s Amerind DNA went?


19 posted on 12/17/2018 10:59:50 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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I liked the one where she was told welcome to the club, but she can no longer say the “N” word...


20 posted on 12/17/2018 10:59:54 AM PST by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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