Posted on 10/03/2017 5:09:31 AM PDT by NorseViking
The governments of Venezuela and North Korea came out today offering asylum to those oppressed NFL players who refuse to stand for the National Anthem.
"We understand how oppressive that song can be and if you accept our offer, you will never have to hear it again," said a joint spokesperson. "We would also invite them to deposit their funds in our banks and invest in our countries. It would be worthwhile."
The governments also reminded the players that they are still owned by capitalist team owners so we understand their oppression is real.
Meanwhile Nancy Polosi, Charles Schumer and their mascot Maxine Waters have introduced legislation to ban the playing of the Star Spangled Banner at all sporting events.
A spokesperson for the Democratic party said that the Democrats kneel in solidarity with the players and understand the oppression that the song represents: "We feel that the old Soviet Anthem is more in line with party-approved thought and besides, it has a much catchier tune. Looking at the history of the American Anthem, it was once a bawdy drinking song and is no longer appropriate, considering it was written by a privileged white male."
Maxine Waters added that Trump should be impeached for introducing such an oppressive song.
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This is supposed to be satire but it is too close to believable
Simple solution. I welcome it. I’d be glad to see these young me. Get the hell out of America.
Chuckie and MaxinePad are also welcome to leave.
That is the first thing these two wacky nations have stated that Iagree with. Not only will we be rid of these traitorous morons and they will all be broke within a month!!
Send every damn one of those NFL sorely depressed cry babies to NK ASAP. We need to give them one way tickets and a free lunch to boot. Good riddance!
It is a complaint I have nowadays...there is almost nothing you can see in the way of satire that is not perceivable as reality.
Satire has to be distinguishable from reality to be satire, otherwise...it is reality!
Unless there is stuff about liberals eating babies brains, there is nothing so outlandish about them it cannot be disbelieved.
Some might say that includes baby’s brains for lunch.
Please, take them.
The first time a team loses, fat boy will feed them to his dogs.
Sounds good to me. The sooner the better.
Tame tbem pleaze.
They will not come since these “oppressed” people would not want to lose their millions of dollars...
Agree 100%. Add every jerk who has made no effort to assimilate. We have millions here thanks to Obama who have no intention of doing anything besides living off LBJ’s handout programs.
NFL, GTFO of my country!!
See how taking a knee works out in N Korea.
LOL - would be a grand pity party for the world’s thugs... grown men (multimillionaires) who see themselves as ‘put upon victims’...
Oh , and don’t forget to bring all those Millions of US Dollars , in cash ,LOL
WTF? where did you find that source of “news?”
Instead of Venezuela and Nork should used African countries
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