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Satire (I hope) | Let's repeal America's Declaration of Independence and Constitution
Dan Miller's Blo ^ | August 18, 2017 | Dan Miller

Posted on 08/18/2017 11:21:23 AM PDT by DanMiller

The American Declaration of Independence was written by a vile slave owner, Thomas Jefferson of Virginia. The American Constitution was written, at least in part, by vile racists and other "America Firsters." They tried, but fortunately failed, to prevent noncitizens from exercising their sacred right to vote in national elections. Both demonic documents must be repealed and we must rejoin England, nay even better the European Union, to signal our virtuous multicultural nature and emphatic rejection of all evil past and present.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgrF6OBuZc

Antifa, Black Lives (only) Matter, La Raza, adherents to Islam (the Religion of Peace and tolerance), CAIR, the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas and their other supporters -- proponents of truth, justice, and true equality for all -- will appreciate our efforts even more than they appreciate the removal of all artifacts of American history associated with our racist Wars for Independence and the Confederacy. To please them even more, we must expunge from our history -- and from our minds as well -- all residual evil thoughts. This is necessary for us to have freedom of proper speech and proper thought (only), as do the fortunate citizens of China, North Korea, Iran, Venezuela, Cuba and other glorious progressive nations.

The impeachment of our racist anti-American President Donald Trump is obviously necessary and appropriate for the same reasons. Even better, he should be assassinated, as suggested by a brave Missouri state senator. Then we can have a new, and fair, election so that our dear Hillary Clinton will become Our President; we deserve Her.

The removal of a statue of George Washington -- a vile slave owner who led our absurd rebellion against the British Empire -- has already been proposed. Memorials to General Robert E. Lee and other racist Confederate terrorists have already been removed, "peacefully." That's not enough! We must move forward, ever toward the abyss, until America, as we know and despise her, no longer exists. Then, we will no longer have any basis for appreciating -- let alone singing -- such alt-right drivel as this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352cDPOZvFw

Surely, no true American patriot could countenance such an abomination. America rightfully belongs to everyone, not just those who were born or already live here, but also to those who want to live here and ply their wholesome trades, safe from racist law enforcement. Welcome MS-13, Sinaloa, and all of the rest. America must become a true land of opportunity for all.

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Obviously (I hope), I agree with none of the above. I prefer this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAyKeOtavA4

And this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvf81y3lTUw

Perhaps I was born a century too late.


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: civilwar; leftists; satire; warforindependence

1 posted on 08/18/2017 11:21:23 AM PDT by DanMiller
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To: DanMiller

That is the ultimate goal of these lefties. A civil war is on.


2 posted on 08/18/2017 11:24:13 AM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: DanMiller

Just have Obama issue an EO! The fact that he is no longer in office? A mere technicality, according to the MSM, likely! Hey, he can even issue an EO to remove Donald Trump from office! That would make his constituency happy.
</sarc>!!


3 posted on 08/18/2017 11:27:01 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: DanMiller

brocko, holder, lynch, koskinen, lerner, Mueller, clapper, et. al., did just that (i.e., nullified the Constitution and Declaration of Independence), for the previous 8 years.

Oh, except for the 14th Amendment and the Commerce Clause, which they misapplied repeatedly.


4 posted on 08/18/2017 11:27:52 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great- -- until it happens to YOU.)
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To: DanMiller

Very good, Blogger Dan.

The entire racist country that elected trump over Hillary has to go right damn now.

The war to destroy America from within is now underway.

The enemy isn’t going to stop until it is stopped.

That is all.


5 posted on 08/18/2017 11:35:52 AM PDT by chris37 (Donald J. Trump, Tom Brady, The Patriots... American Destiny!)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

If, as it seems of late, slavery is the only thing that matters in American history, then the revolutionary generation (and all they did) must be condemned.

If they had only had the decency to lose to the British, slavery would have gone away two generations sooner and many American blacks wouldn’t be here today because their ancestors came after the Brits freed the slaves in their empire and there would have been nobody interested in paying for their passage over here.

I’m sure the NBA and NFL would figure out some way to fill their rosters. Lots less employment for prison guards.


6 posted on 08/18/2017 11:36:05 AM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: DanMiller

Illustrate absurdity by being absurd.


7 posted on 08/18/2017 11:37:06 AM PDT by VanDeKoik (.)
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To: DanMiller

It’s what the left really wants. They are the obstacles to turning this into an Islamic Caliphate, or a Marxist Dictatorship.


8 posted on 08/18/2017 11:40:16 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Lying Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: chris37
The war to destroy America from within is now underway.

And, that's just how Jefferson said it would happen. From within.

9 posted on 08/18/2017 11:43:30 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
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To: DanMiller

It’s a brilliant tactic, to sucker-punch the left into trying to explicitly destroy what they’ve been subverting for generations. I don’t think they’re quite foolish enough to take the bait but I have to wonder, given the events of the past several days.

If they do take the bait, then firing the first shot becomes easy and it’s game-on. I don’t think any of us is adequately prepared for what may be coming. What does the old song say? “These are the good old days.”


10 posted on 08/18/2017 11:49:19 AM PDT by mywholebodyisaweapon (Thank God for President Trump)
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To: DanMiller

Simple question: is there a country where racial minorities have a chance for a life better than in the USA?

If so, then would would any “minorities” choose to come here?


11 posted on 08/18/2017 11:57:16 AM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: DanMiller

Of course we should, they are both filled with a lot of words and sentiment from that slave owner and alleged rapist of a slave, that dastardly Tom Jefferson.

Meanwhile give me all your money bills with the faces of former slave owners on them; I’ll be happy to dispose of them for you.


12 posted on 08/18/2017 12:01:47 PM PDT by Wuli
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To: DanMiller

rejoin England, nay even better the European Union,

Nay, even better, the Ottoman Empire

Nay, even better, the Caliphate.


13 posted on 08/18/2017 12:10:35 PM PDT by spintreebob
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