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Hillary Says Poll Unfair [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 July 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/22/2017 10:34:55 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week a Bloomberg poll found that former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is viewed favorably by 39% of poll respondents. This is less than President Donald Trump's 41%. She is viewed unfavorably by 58%. Trump is viewed unfavorably by 55%.

The former Secretary of State contended that the poll was an unfair comparison. "Every time I turn on the news it's all about Trump," she complained. "That's a lot of free publicity. Even if most of it is negative, when you consider the sources—CNN, MSNBC, New York Times—it can't help but boost his ratings. Being repeatedly attacked by media the general public doesn't trust is driving people over to his side."

Clinton urged the media to take a more balanced approach to its coverage. "I had a health care plan that failed long before Trump's did," she reminded. "I had dealings with the Russians. A lot of people don't know it, but I helped sell 25% of America's uranium to them. And that whole 'reset' thing was a big fiasco. And I helped craft policies that did more to disrupt world peace than anything Trump has yet conceived. If CNN and the others could start bashing me like they bash Trump I think I could narrow the gap."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=272810.0


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hillary; polls; satire; trump

1 posted on 07/22/2017 10:34:55 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 07/22/2017 10:40:54 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Fiddlstix
The story that everyone wants to see....


3 posted on 07/22/2017 11:30:29 AM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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To: Fiddlstix

Why do you keep posting fake news?


4 posted on 07/22/2017 11:31:01 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: John Semmens

In reality, she would like the same poll results stalin used to get. And would use the same methods


5 posted on 07/22/2017 3:57:14 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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