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hey spork weasel-am I still logged in? (Open Letter to Sister & Viking Kitty)
Anonymous ^
| April 1, 2016
| Moose Bitsister
Posted on 04/01/2016 9:12:22 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance
Dear Sister and Viking Kitty,
Yes, I've been gone a long time. You see--
I was determined to become a professional blogger here at FreeRepublic.
But after carefully juggling many electrons into halfway (halfwit?) decent posts, Jim 'Swiss Family' Robinson told me that I was not actually blogging, because FR is a FORUM, not a blog.
I was stuned. Stymied. And, he told me he wasn't going to pay me for my posts or my barbed wire--and neither should I--taxpayer dollars should have built that wall decades ago.
SO ..instead of getting a blogger stipend, I donated to FReepathons. Hope you are doing likewise.
And then I got very busy for a while. I had a lot on my plate. Like Cookie Crumbles. Bacon Bits. Cheese-Its.
And Moose Bits, My Sister. That's why I haven't written.
Meanwhile, what's zot for the goose is zot for the gander, or to be more precise--November, something Hillary this way comes.
Anyway, I've cleared my plate. I'm back. Maybe I can contribute something. My sarcasm generator is still working fine and no matter who the Republican nominee is, I plan to vote early and often.
Happy April Fool's Day!
Lyman aka
TSOA
TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: cheese; freepun; moose; sister
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To: Jim Robinson; sporkweasel
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:13:25 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
I’m going to take a shower. Let me know if anything good happens while I’m gone.
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:16:00 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Make America Great Again!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
I think Viking Kitty has retired ... haven’t seen her in a while.
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:17:11 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(Cruz)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: Moonman62
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:18:19 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; doug from upland; RonDog
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:19:18 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: Jet Jaguar; John Robinson
Paging Swiss Family Robinson...
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:20:34 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Moose bites can be quite nasti!!
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:21:18 PM PDT
by
datura
To: datura
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Lyman. “ Happy April Fool’s Day!”
Good to have you back, blogstronot.
Rab, capable of foolishness, all year long....
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:23:00 PM PDT
by
Rabin
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Welcome back Lyman TSOA. We have been awaiting your return.
It's good to see you upon such an auspicious day as the first of April.
To: datura
To: doc1019; Admin Moderator; Roscoe Karns
It’d be a shame if the Viking Kitty has gone to the dark side. You can get Berned there. Or Arkancided.
Unless—maybe VK is doing opposition research?
Meanwhile, how do the Mods zot trolls without kitties?
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:27:03 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
IIRC, some of your old buddies got the ZOT.
Bad manners. The lads never knew when to quit.
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:27:18 PM PDT
by
onyx
(You're here posting, so sign-up to DONATE MONTHLY!)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
I never noticed before that it has a spork pattern on the neck as well as the ears.
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:29:30 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
BRING BACK VIKING KITTY ... no Zot is worth a thing without the kitty!!!
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posted on
04/01/2016 9:31:19 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(Cruz)
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