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Feminist picnic falls apart after no-one makes any sandwiches
The Daily Squat ^ | March 4, 2016 | DAVID MARRS

Posted on 03/24/2016 6:11:12 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didn’t quite go as planned.

With the sun hanging high in the sky it seemed to be perfect weather for a picnic. But the seven proud feminist friends were in for a big surprise when none of them brought any food at all.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: feminism; irony; picnic; sammiches; satire
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What if they held a picnic and nobody brought sammiches?
1 posted on 03/24/2016 6:11:12 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers

I guess Wiener wasn’t invited.


2 posted on 03/24/2016 6:13:17 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (Diversity is Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama sharing the same jail cell.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Make me a sammich!


3 posted on 03/24/2016 6:13:34 PM PDT by null and void (This is "They live", and most people would rather fight you than put on the glasses...)
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To: grey_whiskers

lol


4 posted on 03/24/2016 6:13:38 PM PDT by apocalypto
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Ha - only a fool thinks that a woman’s place is in the kitchen....


5 posted on 03/24/2016 6:13:38 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: grey_whiskers

That is hilarious!


6 posted on 03/24/2016 6:13:45 PM PDT by mouse1 (Je Suis Trump)
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Wow. You can’t make this stuff up.


7 posted on 03/24/2016 6:16:24 PM PDT by RC one
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They would have run screaming for the hills if someone had brought a can of Manwich and a loaf of sliced white bread.


8 posted on 03/24/2016 6:16:44 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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I guess they forgot to invite a girly-man to make the sandwiches for them.


9 posted on 03/24/2016 6:16:48 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Delegates So Far: Trump (739); Cruz (465); Rubio (166); Kasich (143)
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To: grey_whiskers

Spoof site I think?


10 posted on 03/24/2016 6:18:52 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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I had that suspicion.

But so what? It's time we use Alinsky's tactics against the left.

They are defenseless.

11 posted on 03/24/2016 6:19:56 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Gay problems...


12 posted on 03/24/2016 6:20:46 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
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Too many Chiefs and not enough Indians, as many used to say.


13 posted on 03/24/2016 6:20:48 PM PDT by lee martell
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When my friends and I gather for a holiday party, ALL the food is prepared by the men. From meats to salads to desserts, the women DO NOTHING and are PROUD or the fact that they do not know how to cook.

I have gotten used to this, but when I was in college 30 years ago and first ran into this feminist policy I couldn’t believe it. The girls in college had been forbidden by their mothers from learning how to cook so they could not be stereotypes as kitchen drudges. And in the 30 years since, none of my friends wives has ever learned how to cook. If it can’t be dumped on a dish and microwaved, they would starve.


14 posted on 03/24/2016 6:22:47 PM PDT by Kellis91789 (Trump fires employees who lie to him or embarrass him. He could depopulate DC.)
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"B!t¢H! Make me a sandwich!"

"I'm sorry sweetie, I forgot. The ballgame is on and I got sidetracked. Please don't castrate me!."

15 posted on 03/24/2016 6:23:52 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (#BlackOlivesMatter)
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did the feminists then sit around and bitch about how the men didn’t ask them to make sammiches?


16 posted on 03/24/2016 6:24:34 PM PDT by Bubba Gump Shrimp (if God wanted Cruz to be president, he'd have been born in America)
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To: Kellis91789

no women make any food at your parties, wow, guess my wife would not be welcomed as she always cooks and loves to .
I have never heard of all the men having a party and the women never cook and the men do, out of curiosity where do you live?


17 posted on 03/24/2016 6:26:53 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: grey_whiskers

Tell me this isn’t a Seinfeld episode left on the cutting room floor for being too edgy.


18 posted on 03/24/2016 6:30:50 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (I apologize for not apologizing.)
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To: Dallas59

LOL!


19 posted on 03/24/2016 6:31:06 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Trump it is.)
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To: grey_whiskers

This is sad. Cooking is one of the great creative pleasures of life. No canned or restaurant chili is better than the chili that I can make. And it lasts all week getting better every day. Lol!


20 posted on 03/24/2016 6:31:26 PM PDT by Seruzawa (If you agree with the French raise your hand. If you are French raise both hands)
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