Posted on 12/16/2013 12:02:05 PM PST by John Semmens
Sandra Dudley, director of the Water Resources Division of the Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation sent an email warning her employees not to flush inappropriate items down the toilet.
“People, it’s our job to improve water quality,” Dudley wrote. “It should be self evident that flushing shoes, pens, staplers, and similar items would tend to work against this objective. Please stop.”
Administrative Assistant Sheeta Lotte said she considered the email warning “insulting. Everybody knows they shouldn’t be flushing this trash. But sometimes the job gets so boring you gotta do something to liven things up. Seeing what kinds of things will actually go down is a kick.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/12/14/secretary-says-insurers-should-waive-premiums/
lolz
This is why she gets paid the big bucks, to hire people who would need to be warned of this.
She didn’t mention Korans.
Dang. Hey, Sandra anybody seen my motorcycle keys? The baby dumped them in and hit the flusher before I could get to him…”NOOOOOO!”
Staplers?...must be Al Bundy’s Ferguson model.
Sheeta Lotte?!? Oh brother...some one has a well fertilized imagination.
“Because of the water shortage, these toilets should not be flushed until full.”
If there is a toilet that will flush shoes, I NEED it. My unclogable ones aren’t.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.