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1 posted on 12/16/2013 12:02:06 PM PST by John Semmens

To: John Semmens

lolz

This is why she gets paid the big bucks, to hire people who would need to be warned of this.

2 posted on 12/16/2013 12:04:36 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)

To: John Semmens

She didn’t mention Korans.

3 posted on 12/16/2013 12:06:10 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)

To: John Semmens

Dang. Hey, Sandra anybody seen my motorcycle keys? The baby dumped them in and hit the flusher before I could get to him…”NOOOOOO!”

4 posted on 12/16/2013 12:13:21 PM PST by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)

To: John Semmens

Staplers?...must be Al Bundy’s Ferguson model.

5 posted on 12/16/2013 12:13:27 PM PST by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)

To: John Semmens

Sheeta Lotte?!? Oh brother...some one has a well fertilized imagination.

6 posted on 12/16/2013 12:21:50 PM PST by 556x45

To: John Semmens

“Because of the water shortage, these toilets should not be flushed until full.”

7 posted on 12/16/2013 2:50:24 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Last Obamacare Promise: "If You Like Your Eternal Soul, You Can Keep It.")

To: John Semmens

If there is a toilet that will flush shoes, I NEED it. My unclogable ones aren’t.

8 posted on 12/16/2013 4:33:17 PM PST by Rannug

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