Posted on 07/13/2013 10:14:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
Statistics indicate that a majority of Muslims residing in the United Kingdom receive government welfare benefits. This includes 53% of working age Muslim adult males.
Anjem Choudary, spokesman for the Islamist group Islam4UK, justified the behavior saying that “labor is the lot of the kafir. Muslim men have a higher obligation than working for mere material sustenance. The Quran bids them to wage jihad until all the world obeys the word of Allah.”
“Taking the payments freely offered to us by the government enables us to devote our full energy to the struggle to make Islam dominant,” Choudary said. “It also initiates the unbelievers in their proper role under sharia law, while helping to divert resources that might otherwise be used to resist our march toward the global caliphate.”
In related news, lunches packed from home may be banned at school. Education Secretary Michael Gove explained that “parents aren’t the best qualified persons for selecting what their child eats. Widespread obesity is proof of that. When you add in the fact that some of the foods brought from home are offensive to our Muslim students, the policy of barring home-made lunches is a ‘no brainer.’”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/07/13/president-to-defy-congressional-cut-to-syrian-arms-aid/
Another one that sounds more like reality than like satire.
Dammit, John!
I was half-way thru my blistering, and quite excellent if I must say, response when I realized..... Foiled again!
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