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Majority of Muslims in UK on Welfare
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 July 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/13/2013 10:14:12 AM PDT by John Semmens

Statistics indicate that a majority of Muslims residing in the United Kingdom receive government welfare benefits. This includes 53% of working age Muslim adult males.

Anjem Choudary, spokesman for the Islamist group Islam4UK, justified the behavior saying that “labor is the lot of the kafir. Muslim men have a higher obligation than working for mere material sustenance. The Quran bids them to wage jihad until all the world obeys the word of Allah.”

“Taking the payments freely offered to us by the government enables us to devote our full energy to the struggle to make Islam dominant,” Choudary said. “It also initiates the unbelievers in their proper role under sharia law, while helping to divert resources that might otherwise be used to resist our march toward the global caliphate.”

In related news, lunches packed from home may be banned at school. Education Secretary Michael Gove explained that “parents aren’t the best qualified persons for selecting what their child eats. Widespread obesity is proof of that. When you add in the fact that some of the foods brought from home are offensive to our Muslim students, the policy of barring home-made lunches is a ‘no brainer.’”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/07/13/president-to-defy-congressional-cut-to-syrian-arms-aid/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: diet; muslims; satire; welfare

1 posted on 07/13/2013 10:14:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

well, if you have 4 wives and 78 kids you’d have to sign up for the dole, too
(especially if you also wanted to send tons of money to terrorista organizations like the USGovt now does)


2 posted on 07/13/2013 10:17:17 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ((S)
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To: John Semmens

Winston Churchill is rolling in his grave.


3 posted on 07/13/2013 10:17:30 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: John Semmens

Dhimitude tax.


4 posted on 07/13/2013 10:17:58 AM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: John Semmens

I’ll bet the majority vote Labour Party. Isn’t that the real goal of multiculturalism? Diversity of skin color and religion, but monolithic in ideology.


5 posted on 07/13/2013 10:18:28 AM PDT by lormand (Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey.)
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To: John Semmens

So, cut welfare. They will either move or have to go to work and no time to be radicals.


6 posted on 07/13/2013 10:20:57 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: John Semmens

It’s satire? Even some satire?


7 posted on 07/13/2013 10:25:18 AM PDT by YHAOS
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To: John Semmens

8 posted on 07/13/2013 10:33:43 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: John Semmens

Cool - the Brits are PAYING the Muzzies to destroy their country.


9 posted on 07/13/2013 10:37:48 AM PDT by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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To: laplata

Enoch Powell is rolling in his grave.


10 posted on 07/13/2013 10:38:16 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: YHAOS

Sounds like straight just-the-facts reportage this time. Muzzies in UK are exactly like that and Choudary is their messenger.

Muzzies are always demanding, “If we hate Christians so much, why are there Copts still living in Egypt!!?”

The answer is similar to this `satire’: even the most Shariah compliant Islamic society needs a Kuffar population of about ten percent to do all the scut work & operate the infrastructure & collect the garbage because pious Muzzies spend too much time praying to attend to those menial tasks.

Choudary calls the British dole “jizya” paid to unemployed Muzzies, and that’s fact, no satire.


11 posted on 07/13/2013 10:40:17 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: La Lydia

Enoch Powell is rolling in his grave.


He’s spinning.

Thanks for bringing him up.


12 posted on 07/13/2013 10:46:00 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: elcid1970

I agree . . . it’s not satire, At all.


13 posted on 07/13/2013 10:54:07 AM PDT by YHAOS
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To: John Semmens

“The Arab is either under you’re boot or at you’re throat.”

Winston Churchill


14 posted on 07/13/2013 12:47:48 PM PDT by Desron13
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To: John Semmens

Muslim is the new black and the new white trash


15 posted on 07/13/2013 1:38:37 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (Yesterdays conspiracies are todays truths)
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To: John Semmens

Make it so that the only products they can purchase are pork products, see how fast the get off of welfare


16 posted on 07/13/2013 1:41:04 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (Yesterdays conspiracies are todays truths)
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To: John Semmens

majority of muslims maybe are here on welfare, who knows but we do know most blacks are on welfare whether food stmaps, freebies, Obama phones etc


17 posted on 07/13/2013 1:47:13 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: YHAOS

It is a satire, fictional in interviewed’s comments only. It is factually 100% true.


18 posted on 07/13/2013 5:03:01 PM PDT by cunning_fish
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To: ronnie raygun

>>>>Make it so that the only products they can purchase are pork products, see how fast the get off of welfare<<<<

Muslims will eat pork in no time, as soon as it is free none see it.

I’ve seen extremely “strict” muslims drinking vodka and eating salo (Ukrainian food made out of pork underskin fat) at the same time, supposedly in a company of their own. Muslims are a biggest hypocrites you can imagine.

But forced pork will also make a good reason to riot. Not to mention some 70% British population (liberal moonbats) will think that riots like that are justified. I guess for UK even some “conservatives” will think this way (like people advocating a black who has nearly killed a white for saying a “n-word” in yesterday thread here).


19 posted on 07/13/2013 5:14:27 PM PDT by cunning_fish
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To: cunning_fish
"It is a satire, fictional in interviewed’s comments only. It is factually 100% true."

I know. I am responding to the factual element.
Sorry. I should have included a /s flag. My bad.
(I always forget to do that)

20 posted on 07/13/2013 5:33:17 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: John Semmens

Another one that sounds more like reality than like satire.


21 posted on 07/18/2013 5:51:37 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: John Semmens

Dammit, John!

I was half-way thru my blistering, and quite excellent if I must say, response when I realized..... Foiled again!


22 posted on 07/18/2013 5:54:00 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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