Posted on 05/18/2013 10:47:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
When in doubt, pull it out. Pull what out, you ask? Why, the Race Card, of course. It always comes in handy whenever Our President comes under attack.
And so it is for such a time as this that the Race Card was created. For this has been a very rough week or so for Dear Leader. I mean, the Benghazi scandal, which just won't go away, now has been joined by the IRS targeting scandal and the AP record-seizing scandal. Oy! Time for the Big Guy to take a golfing vacation somewhere, I guess, to get a little stress relief.
But the DUmmies say, "Scandals? What scandals? There are no scandals here. These are just fabrications, manufactured scandals. Clearly, the desperate Rethuglicans are grasping at straws." The REAL reason, of course, the Repukes are going after Mr. Obama is quite obvious. Everybody, say it with me: THEY CAN'T STAND HAVING A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
The DUmmies pull out the Race Card for the 837th time here in this THREAD, "We are witnessing a modern day political lynching party." DUmmie Hugabear is CONVINCED there is no substance, absolutely none, to all the charges flying around, and that this is just another racist plot by the EEEvil Rethuglicans.
But before we get to the DUmmies, let's serenade our embattled president with this song that hath charms to soothe the savage press. Click the music link and sing along!
SIXTEEN SCANDALS
Tune: "Sixteen Candles"
First Benghazi
Then the AP story
Oh, IRS too
Sixteen scandals
Make a lousy week
You're up a creek
And you've sprung a leak
Throw out the scandals
Make them go away
That's what you're wishing--
A merry month of May
They're only sixteen
And that's still fairly clean
They're the teeniest, tiniest "-gates"
I've ever seen
Sixteen scandals
In a week or so
For Barry Obama
It's a tale of woe
They're only sixteen
And that's still fairly clean
They're the teeniest, tiniest "-gates"
I've ever seen
Sixteen scandals
In a week or so
For Barry Obama
It's a tale of woe
It's a tale of woe
So let us go to the card table now and watch the DUmmies pull the Race Card out of their collective sleeve, in the Bolshevik Red suit, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [Barackets]:
We are witnessing a modern day political lynching party
[A lynching? I wonder why that could be. Please tell us, DUmmie Hugabear . . .]
The rethugs cannot stand that there is a black man in the White House. . . .
[Now where have I heard that before? Oh, it was on DU. About 836 times before this time.]
all they have left is impeachment or resignation.
[And all Obama has left is his impeachment insurance, aka Crazy Joe Biden.]
So here comes the scandal parade, one after another.
[I love a parade!]
Benghazi, IRS, AP, etc.
[And that was just last week!]
If they need to make sh*t up. . . .
[Oh, that won't be necessary. BO produces enough sh*t on his own to spread around.]
All par for the course.
[Which reminds me: Isn't it about time our hard-working president is due for another golfing vacation?]
Just watch, next week they'll come up with yet another manufactured scandal, then another. . . . Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually accuse Obama of murder.
[Probably MASS murder! Those D*MN, RACIST Rethuglicans!!]
[Thank you, DUmmie Hugabear, for setting the tone. Now it's on to the other DUmmies . . .]
They're the type of people who whenever they lose at a pick-up game of basketball, then they want to pick a fight with you afterwards.
[White men can't jump! All they can do is jump YOU from behind! D*MN those evil white heterosexual males!]
Yep, I agree. I bet a lot of it is because he's black.
["A lot of it"?? That's ALL it is! They can't STAND having a black man in the White House! (838 . . .)]
So it's because he's a black, muslim, democrat and his last name, "Obama."
[Which reminds me of a joke: A Muslim, an illegal alien, and a socialist walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "So what'll it be, Mr. President?"]
right-wingers can't cope. LOL. They are going bananas with Obama in office.
[You just used "bananas" and "Obama" in the same sentence. THAT'S RACIST!]
In their white-washed mind this can't be happening.
[Actually, the one doing the white-washing is Obama's white, house-press secretary:]
It's a threat to their white manhood.
[And here I thought this was about things like the abuse of power. Silly me. No, it's really because I feel that my white manhood is threatened.]
Of course there is the other side of me which says they are doing this because he's a Democrat.
[Try the third side of you (if you have one), which says they're doing this because it looks like there are some real scandals here.]
They are pulling the same stuff on Obama that they did with Clinton, a white guy.
[No, Clinton was a black guy, remember. The First Black President. They were afraid he had sex with that white woman, Miss Lewinsky.]
Obama is no "Tricky Dick Nixon."
[But since Obama is a black man, they feel threatened by his . . . tricky. . . .]
Never criticize the Leader. I love the Leader. All hail the Leader. Any suggestion that President Obama has ever done anything wrong or has made a political miscalculation is treasonous.
[I detect a note of sarcasm . . . and a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
when the base says muslim, they mean black. when they say communist, they mean foreign. when they say corrupt a priori, they mean black.
[Racist base!]
I am so sick of these freaks. Since Obama was running for office they've been threatening to lynch him - literally - with a rope.
[Literally. In a figurative sort of way.]
Screw 'em. They can go to hell with Hitler and the KKK.
[The DUmmies don't believe in God, they reject organized religion, and they hate Christianity. But there's one thing they do believe in: There is a hell, and it's filled with racist Rethuglicans. And Hitler, of course.]
Their 'made-up' scandals won't work on me. . . .
[Why is that, Jay the Carney Barker? Please tell us . . .]
Their 'made-up' scandals won't work on me, I don't watch much news. I don't even give a rats behind what they come up with, because I'm not watching it.
[If I don't watch it, it doesn't exist.]
It actually reminds me of the Clinton era, although Clinton's impeachment was far more personal. At least we are not hearing Obama's penis discussed every night on the news.
[Discussing Obama's penis would take twice as long, of course.]
The Benghazi obsession actually seems far more directed toward Hillary and 2016 than at Obama at all.
["Benghazi"? What is this "Benghazi" of which you speak?]
There's a particular viciousness to their Obama attacks. They hated Bill Clinton, they despise Hillary, they don't like Democrats in general. But there is a special venom to their anti-Obama hatred, a new level of vitriol.
[V for Viciousness. And Venom. And Vitriol.]
With Obama - they don't need to find anything in particular 'wrong' with him to get the racists foaming at the mouth. Hey, he's a black man in the WH - no need for anything further to be said.
[Yep, that's it. They can't stand, etc. (839)]
I have never seen such sustained hatred against one man in my life. Never.
[Check the DUmmieland archives, circa 2001-2009. Look under "Chimpy McBushitler."]
The umbrella umbrage is a good example.
[The rain that came fell vainly on Hussein.]
Bullsh*t. Obama and his admin are like any before, they are sworn to uphold the Constitution and govern on behalf of the people. They have clearly failed in several areas, although the extent of those failures are yet to be known. It isn't racist to call the Obama admin on the IRS bullsh*t. It isn't racist to call the Obama admin on the AP/DOJ bullsh*t. It isn't racist to ask serious questions about Bengazi as long as those questions remain unanswered. Nothing racist about it. I hate it when the race card is played because it's the best card in the hand. This is about abuse of power and misleading the American people. Not pretty, but that's what it is. Calling criticisms racist is a vapid response that insults anyone who is paying attention.
[DUmmie Skip Intro, you win a BIG Kewpie Doll, extra-large, for this Brilliant Though Brief Moment of Mental Clarity! Congratulations!]
anyone who uses the phrase "race card" is a racist. are you just mad you can't call african americans the n word anymore? nice recitation of right wing talking points there cowboy
[You might be a racist--no, you MUST be a racist--if you say "race card." Prepare for tombstoning, DUmmie Skip Intro!]
So get used to manufactured, trumped up, baseless "scandals" for the next 3.5 years.
[Welcome to Lame Duck Dynasty.]
[DUmmie Skip Intro, you win a BIG Kewpie Doll, extra-large, for this Brilliant Though Brief Moment of Mental Clarity! Congratulations!]
Calling criticisms racist is a vapid response that insults anyone who is paying attention. Well DUmmie, that would be the average DUmmie/low information voter [many who post on DU] who elected this traitor twice.
[You might be a racist--no, you MUST be a racist--if you say "race card." Prepare for tombstoning, DUmmie Skip Intro!]
Most DUmmies/low information voters are racists. Just get into a political discussion with the typical (d) voter and they pull that card every time. Of course, they have an entire hand of race cards dealt every hand.
Why do you think Rush calls them "low information voters" on a daily basis? If the SRM doesn't report it, is it really a scandal? Just go back to the "man on the street" interviews done after the 2008 election and see how uniformed they really are.
And why is that, DUmmie since (a) not all Democrats are negroes, (b) not all Democrats are female, (c) not all Democrats are LGBT. So why, DUmmie? Could it be that the Democrats are Communists?
He can pick from these...
Fotki made my other Kewpies disappear. *sigh*
Hey, let's leave Reggie Love out of the discussion!
LOL. Do you get any sleep?
The scary thing is that they think they’re smarter than the rest of us.
The direct result of 40 years of being told that they’re smarter than they really are.
“We are witnessing a modern day political lynching party.”
I agree, the Democrats are just doing what their forebearers in the KKK did. They are simply willing to politically lynch anyone who speaks out in support of equal justice for all and individual liberty from Government dictations!
“Screw ‘em. They can go to hell with Hitler and the KKK.”
Hey Dummie, Do you mean with the leader of the National Socialists and the Grand Keagle (sp?) Byrd? Your all fools and nothing more than useful idiots.
LOL
I am so sick of these freaks.
Us as freaks?? I didn't know that having a job, paying taxes and demanding that we reduce spending is being freaks. I thought the FREAKS were the lazy Asses!! (Silly me!!)
I have never seen such sustained hatred against one man in my life. Never.
[Check the DUmmieland archives, circa 2001-2009. Look under "Chimpy McBushitler."]
I guess DUmmies think that they are too good to insult W, but Repubs are EVIL!!
I believe he'll declare MARSHALL LAW, so he can run again..
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