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DUmmie FUnnies 05-19-13 ("Sixteen Scandals": What scandals? More like racist attacks!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 19, 2013 | DUmmie Hugabear, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/18/2013 10:47:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

When in doubt, pull it out. Pull what out, you ask? Why, the Race Card, of course. It always comes in handy whenever Our President comes under attack.

And so it is for such a time as this that the Race Card was created. For this has been a very rough week or so for Dear Leader. I mean, the Benghazi scandal, which just won't go away, now has been joined by the IRS targeting scandal and the AP record-seizing scandal. Oy! Time for the Big Guy to take a golfing vacation somewhere, I guess, to get a little stress relief.

But the DUmmies say, "Scandals? What scandals? There are no scandals here. These are just fabrications, manufactured scandals. Clearly, the desperate Rethuglicans are grasping at straws." The REAL reason, of course, the Repukes are going after Mr. Obama is quite obvious. Everybody, say it with me: THEY CAN'T STAND HAVING A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

The DUmmies pull out the Race Card for the 837th time here in this THREAD, "We are witnessing a modern day political lynching party." DUmmie Hugabear is CONVINCED there is no substance, absolutely none, to all the charges flying around, and that this is just another racist plot by the EEEvil Rethuglicans.

But before we get to the DUmmies, let's serenade our embattled president with this song that hath charms to soothe the savage press. Click the music link and sing along!

SIXTEEN SCANDALS
Tune: "Sixteen Candles"

First Benghazi
Then the AP story
Oh, IRS too

Sixteen scandals
Make a lousy week
You're up a creek
And you've sprung a leak

Throw out the scandals
Make them go away
That's what you're wishing--
A merry month of May

They're only sixteen
And that's still fairly clean
They're the teeniest, tiniest "-gates"
I've ever seen

Sixteen scandals
In a week or so
For Barry Obama
It's a tale of woe

They're only sixteen
And that's still fairly clean
They're the teeniest, tiniest "-gates"
I've ever seen

Sixteen scandals
In a week or so
For Barry Obama
It's a tale of woe
It's a tale of woe

So let us go to the card table now and watch the DUmmies pull the Race Card out of their collective sleeve, in the Bolshevik Red suit, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [Barackets]:

We are witnessing a modern day political lynching party

[A lynching? I wonder why that could be. Please tell us, DUmmie Hugabear . . .]

The rethugs cannot stand that there is a black man in the White House. . . .

[Now where have I heard that before? Oh, it was on DU. About 836 times before this time.]

all they have left is impeachment or resignation.

[And all Obama has left is his impeachment insurance, aka Crazy Joe Biden.]

So here comes the scandal parade, one after another.

[I love a parade!]

Benghazi, IRS, AP, etc.

[And that was just last week!]

If they need to make sh*t up. . . .

[Oh, that won't be necessary. BO produces enough sh*t on his own to spread around.]

All par for the course.

[Which reminds me: Isn't it about time our hard-working president is due for another golfing vacation?]

Just watch, next week they'll come up with yet another manufactured scandal, then another. . . . Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually accuse Obama of murder.

[Probably MASS murder! Those D*MN, RACIST Rethuglicans!!]

[Thank you, DUmmie Hugabear, for setting the tone. Now it's on to the other DUmmies . . .]

They're the type of people who whenever they lose at a pick-up game of basketball, then they want to pick a fight with you afterwards.

[White men can't jump! All they can do is jump YOU from behind! D*MN those evil white heterosexual males!]

Yep, I agree. I bet a lot of it is because he's black.

["A lot of it"?? That's ALL it is! They can't STAND having a black man in the White House! (838 . . .)]

So it's because he's a black, muslim, democrat and his last name, "Obama."

[Which reminds me of a joke: A Muslim, an illegal alien, and a socialist walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "So what'll it be, Mr. President?"]

right-wingers can't cope. LOL. They are going bananas with Obama in office.

[You just used "bananas" and "Obama" in the same sentence. THAT'S RACIST!]

In their white-washed mind this can't be happening.

[Actually, the one doing the white-washing is Obama's white, house-press secretary:]

It's a threat to their white manhood.

[And here I thought this was about things like the abuse of power. Silly me. No, it's really because I feel that my white manhood is threatened.]

Of course there is the other side of me which says they are doing this because he's a Democrat.

[Try the third side of you (if you have one), which says they're doing this because it looks like there are some real scandals here.]

They are pulling the same stuff on Obama that they did with Clinton, a white guy.

[No, Clinton was a black guy, remember. The First Black President. They were afraid he had sex with that white woman, Miss Lewinsky.]

Obama is no "Tricky Dick Nixon."

[But since Obama is a black man, they feel threatened by his . . . tricky. . . .]

Never criticize the Leader. I love the Leader. All hail the Leader. Any suggestion that President Obama has ever done anything wrong or has made a political miscalculation is treasonous.

[I detect a note of sarcasm . . . and a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

when the base says muslim, they mean black. when they say communist, they mean foreign. when they say corrupt a priori, they mean black.

[Racist base!]

I am so sick of these freaks. Since Obama was running for office they've been threatening to lynch him - literally - with a rope.

[Literally. In a figurative sort of way.]

Screw 'em. They can go to hell with Hitler and the KKK.

[The DUmmies don't believe in God, they reject organized religion, and they hate Christianity. But there's one thing they do believe in: There is a hell, and it's filled with racist Rethuglicans. And Hitler, of course.]

Their 'made-up' scandals won't work on me. . . .

[Why is that, Jay the Carney Barker? Please tell us . . .]

Their 'made-up' scandals won't work on me, I don't watch much news. I don't even give a rats behind what they come up with, because I'm not watching it.

[If I don't watch it, it doesn't exist.]

It actually reminds me of the Clinton era, although Clinton's impeachment was far more personal. At least we are not hearing Obama's penis discussed every night on the news.

[Discussing Obama's penis would take twice as long, of course.]

The Benghazi obsession actually seems far more directed toward Hillary and 2016 than at Obama at all.

["Benghazi"? What is this "Benghazi" of which you speak?]

There's a particular viciousness to their Obama attacks. They hated Bill Clinton, they despise Hillary, they don't like Democrats in general. But there is a special venom to their anti-Obama hatred, a new level of vitriol.

[V for Viciousness. And Venom. And Vitriol.]

With Obama - they don't need to find anything in particular 'wrong' with him to get the racists foaming at the mouth. Hey, he's a black man in the WH - no need for anything further to be said.

[Yep, that's it. They can't stand, etc. (839)]

I have never seen such sustained hatred against one man in my life. Never.

[Check the DUmmieland archives, circa 2001-2009. Look under "Chimpy McBushitler."]

The umbrella umbrage is a good example.

[The rain that came fell vainly on Hussein.]

Bullsh*t. Obama and his admin are like any before, they are sworn to uphold the Constitution and govern on behalf of the people. They have clearly failed in several areas, although the extent of those failures are yet to be known. It isn't racist to call the Obama admin on the IRS bullsh*t. It isn't racist to call the Obama admin on the AP/DOJ bullsh*t. It isn't racist to ask serious questions about Bengazi as long as those questions remain unanswered. Nothing racist about it. I hate it when the race card is played because it's the best card in the hand. This is about abuse of power and misleading the American people. Not pretty, but that's what it is. Calling criticisms racist is a vapid response that insults anyone who is paying attention.

[DUmmie Skip Intro, you win a BIG Kewpie Doll, extra-large, for this Brilliant Though Brief Moment of Mental Clarity! Congratulations!]

anyone who uses the phrase "race card" is a racist. are you just mad you can't call african americans the n word anymore? nice recitation of right wing talking points there cowboy

[You might be a racist--no, you MUST be a racist--if you say "race card." Prepare for tombstoning, DUmmie Skip Intro!]

So get used to manufactured, trumped up, baseless "scandals" for the next 3.5 years.

[Welcome to Lame Duck Dynasty.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama; scandals

1 posted on 05/18/2013 10:47:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

2 posted on 05/18/2013 10:49:01 PM PDT by Slyfox (The red face of shame is proof that the conscience is still operational.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

Saturday Night PING!


3 posted on 05/18/2013 10:49:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Technically, Sunday Morning.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It’ll be even more racist that Obummy can’t run for a third term!


4 posted on 05/18/2013 11:06:20 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Q: The worst president in US history?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
anyone who uses the phrase "race card" is a racist

This is brilliant.

5 posted on 05/18/2013 11:11:28 PM PDT by douginthearmy
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To: Charles Henrickson
It actually reminds me of the Clinton era, although Clinton's impeachment was far more personal. At least we are not hearing Obama's penis discussed every night on the news.

Oh no....you won't go there.

[Discussing Obama's penis would take twice as long, of course.]

You went there.

6 posted on 05/18/2013 11:13:58 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: Charles Henrickson

Anyone who says that “anyone who uses the phrase “race card” is a racist,” is a racist. Hey, this is a fun game that could go on all night!


7 posted on 05/18/2013 11:14:18 PM PDT by TrueKnightGalahad
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To: eddie willers

Technically he’s half white so it would be 1.5 times as long...


8 posted on 05/18/2013 11:19:39 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Charles Henrickson
Wow, they're so kneejerk at pulling the race card they pulled it on one of their own for calling them on it.
9 posted on 05/18/2013 11:30:35 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: Charles Henrickson

10 posted on 05/18/2013 11:37:54 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's next run. What'll you do?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Now that is funny. No wonder leftist make the best comedians.


11 posted on 05/19/2013 12:06:54 AM PDT by justa-hairyape
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To: Charles Henrickson
a priori, they mean black.

Why are leftists so obsessed with race? My theory is that the civil rights era is their model for governing, in the sense that if anyone disagrees on a policy matter, the solution is to send in the National Guard and put a stop to it quickly.

12 posted on 05/19/2013 12:18:24 AM PDT by denydenydeny (Admiration of absolute government is proportionate to the contempt one has for others.-Tocqueville)
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To: Charles Henrickson
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13 posted on 05/19/2013 12:49:30 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lame Duck Dynasty. :)


14 posted on 05/19/2013 12:59:57 AM PDT by meyer (When people fear the government, you have Tyranny)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ain’t it funny all right, folks who will not concede there is a God are sure there is a hell to go to. (Theology in the middle of the night.)


15 posted on 05/19/2013 1:21:54 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: denydenydeny

Stirring up what ought to be ancient news. Why did the US ever get the government involved in a “war on poverty”? Since picking that fight, poverty has won more than it had beforehand. Its bribes are what has kept the black man down.


16 posted on 05/19/2013 1:24:51 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Homicidal is as homicidal does!


If you could stop 4 people from being MURDERED, would you?

He didn't!

17 posted on 05/19/2013 2:35:30 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall With no one to raise him up; And I will set)
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To: Charles Henrickson
anyone who uses the phrase "race card" is a racist. are you just mad you can't call african americans the n word anymore? nice recitation of right wing talking points there cowboy

oops. Somebody stepped out of line.
18 posted on 05/19/2013 3:21:50 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’ve really tried to avoid DU for a month and a half, but bless their hearts. It’s like they really don’t remember what they did to Bush or Palin.


19 posted on 05/19/2013 4:18:29 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Lord, confuse the wicked, confound their words, for I see violence and strife in the city.Psalms55:9)
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To: Charles Henrickson

One of my liberal friends played the race card, not necessarily against me but I pushed back anyway and by the end of the conversation he admitted that the O probably would not have been elected if he had been white. Of course he had to get in two or three digs at Bush in the course of the conversation but I didn’t get pulled into that swamp. He’s one of those who claims to be a moderate and although he voted for O twice, he won’t take responsibility for it.


20 posted on 05/19/2013 5:20:23 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bullsh*t. Obama and his admin are like any before, they are sworn to uphold the Constitution and govern on behalf of the people. They have clearly failed in several areas, although the extent of those failures are yet to be known. It isn't racist to call the Obama admin on the IRS bullsh*t. It isn't racist to call the Obama admin on the AP/DOJ bullsh*t. It isn't racist to ask serious questions about Bengazi as long as those questions remain unanswered. Nothing racist about it. I hate it when the race card is played because it's the best card in the hand. This is about abuse of power and misleading the American people. Not pretty, but that's what it is. Calling criticisms racist is a vapid response that insults anyone who is paying attention.

[DUmmie Skip Intro, you win a BIG Kewpie Doll, extra-large, for this Brilliant Though Brief Moment of Mental Clarity! Congratulations!]

Calling criticisms racist is a vapid response that insults anyone who is paying attention. Well DUmmie, that would be the average DUmmie/low information voter [many who post on DU] who elected this traitor twice.


anyone who uses the phrase "race card" is a racist. are you just mad you can't call african americans the n word anymore? nice recitation of right wing talking points there cowboy

[You might be a racist--no, you MUST be a racist--if you say "race card." Prepare for tombstoning, DUmmie Skip Intro!]

Most DUmmies/low information voters are racists. Just get into a political discussion with the typical (d) voter and they pull that card every time. Of course, they have an entire hand of race cards dealt every hand.

21 posted on 05/19/2013 5:29:27 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
...It’s like they really don’t remember what they did to Bush or Palin.

Why do you think Rush calls them "low information voters" on a daily basis? If the SRM doesn't report it, is it really a scandal? Just go back to the "man on the street" interviews done after the 2008 election and see how uniformed they really are.

22 posted on 05/19/2013 5:37:19 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
they don't like Democrats in general

And why is that, DUmmie since (a) not all Democrats are negroes, (b) not all Democrats are female, (c) not all Democrats are LGBT. So why, DUmmie? Could it be that the Democrats are Communists?

23 posted on 05/19/2013 6:09:48 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
[DUmmie Skip Intro, you win a BIG Kewpie Doll, extra-large, for this Brilliant Though Brief Moment of Mental Clarity! Congratulations!]

He can pick from these...
Fotki made my other Kewpies disappear. *sigh*

24 posted on 05/19/2013 6:47:17 AM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: eddie willers
[Discussing Obama's penis would take twice as long, of course.]

Hey, let's leave Reggie Love out of the discussion!


25 posted on 05/19/2013 7:56:20 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am so sick of these freaks. Since Obama was running for office they've been threatening to lynch him - literally - with a rope.

Yeah, what's with all the 0bama's hung (hanged) in effigy during the campaign? You know, like this one...



...Oh. Wait...
26 posted on 05/19/2013 10:28:17 AM PDT by Peet (Come back with a warrant.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL. Do you get any sleep?


27 posted on 05/19/2013 12:43:33 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Lord, confuse the wicked, confound their words, for I see violence and strife in the city.Psalms55:9)
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To: Arrowhead1952

The scary thing is that they think they’re smarter than the rest of us.


28 posted on 05/19/2013 12:58:07 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Lord, confuse the wicked, confound their words, for I see violence and strife in the city.Psalms55:9)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

The direct result of 40 years of being told that they’re smarter than they really are.


29 posted on 05/19/2013 3:12:41 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: Charles Henrickson

“We are witnessing a modern day political lynching party.”

I agree, the Democrats are just doing what their forebearers in the KKK did. They are simply willing to politically lynch anyone who speaks out in support of equal justice for all and individual liberty from Government dictations!


30 posted on 05/20/2013 8:45:34 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Screw ‘em. They can go to hell with Hitler and the KKK.”

Hey Dummie, Do you mean with the leader of the National Socialists and the Grand Keagle (sp?) Byrd? Your all fools and nothing more than useful idiots.


31 posted on 05/20/2013 8:49:28 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Which reminds me of a joke: A Muslim, an illegal alien, and a socialist walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "So what'll it be, Mr. President?"]

LOL

I am so sick of these freaks.

Us as freaks?? I didn't know that having a job, paying taxes and demanding that we reduce spending is being freaks. I thought the FREAKS were the lazy Asses!! (Silly me!!)

I have never seen such sustained hatred against one man in my life. Never.

[Check the DUmmieland archives, circa 2001-2009. Look under "Chimpy McBushitler."]

I guess DUmmies think that they are too good to insult W, but Repubs are EVIL!!

32 posted on 05/20/2013 12:52:27 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Ben Carson/Rand Paul in 2016)
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To: Dallas59
It’ll be even more racist that Obummy can’t run for a third term!

I believe he'll declare MARSHALL LAW, so he can run again..

33 posted on 05/20/2013 12:53:31 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Ben Carson/Rand Paul in 2016)
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