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Guy Walks Into a Bar in Cleveland...
Reaganite Republican ^
| 05 March 2013
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 03/05/2013 9:17:29 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
A guy goes into a bar in Cleveland where there's a robot bartender...
The robot says, "What will you have"? The guy replies, " I'll have a whisky".
The robot brings back his whisky and says to the man, " what is your IQ"? The guy.says, "168". The robot proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves but he is curious- so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender asks," what will you have"? The man says "I will have a whisky".
The robot returns with the drink and asks , "what is your IQ"? The guy replies "100". The robot starts talking about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Browns, and OSU Buckeyes.
The man.leaves and once again curious, he returns to the bar. The robot says "What will you have"? The man.says I will have a whisky. The robot returns and asks, what is your IQ? The man replies "Uhhh....50".
The robot leans in real close and says...."Soooo ....you people still happy with Obama?"
TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: funny; humor; joke; obama; obamavoters; robot
To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...
To: Reaganite Republican
Any material trolls for Stewart, Letterman, Maher?
Please let this joke appear on monologues everywhere!
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posted on
03/05/2013 9:23:10 AM PST
by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: Reaganite Republican
Love it! Needed that today...
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posted on
03/05/2013 9:26:14 AM PST
by
rlmorel
(1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
To: rlmorel; blackdog
Thanks, FRiends
It’s pretty much laugh or cry at this point...
To: Reaganite Republican
Funny! May this type of humor expand and spread. We need to assert in a healthy fashion our latent exclusionary tendencies. “All great people are exclusive.”-A Great Historian 1888
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posted on
03/05/2013 9:38:30 AM PST
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: Reaganite Republican
THANKS for sharing... I needed a laugh today...as we prepare for a fresh Winter storm..♥
To: Reaganite Republican
OUCH, that’ll leave a mark.
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posted on
03/05/2013 9:56:39 AM PST
by
MaxMax
To: Reaganite Republican
I think if I were you I’d be watching out for those unarmed drones - nobody has promised they wouldn’t be used as kamikazes.
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:00:02 AM PST
by
jda
("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
To: Reaganite Republican; Ellendra; DonkeyBonker; Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:03:12 AM PST
by
knittnmom
(Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
To: don-o
Stop me if you’ve heard this one...
To: Reaganite Republican
Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A: God doesn't think he is Obama.
Q: What does Obama's cat say?
A: Mao.
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:14:08 AM PST
by
capydick
(''Life's tough.......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'')
To: Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
03/05/2013 10:53:10 AM PST
by
don-o
(He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:02:21 AM PST
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
To: knittnmom
LOL! That about sums it up! :)
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:17:54 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: Reaganite Republican; All
I try not to do this kinda stuff, but this is just so ripe...
"HOW 'BOUT THEM LONGHORNS?"
(Heard it 33 years ago.)
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posted on
03/05/2013 11:22:44 AM PST
by
OKSooner
(Godspeed, 3-D Danny.)
To: Reaganite Republican
I know...I know!
Here’s one I saw on a t-shirt the other day:
“An Irishman walks out of a bar...(yes, that really does happen)...”
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posted on
03/05/2013 1:33:04 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
To: Reaganite Republican
In the same store, I saw this t-shirt:
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posted on
03/05/2013 1:42:38 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
To: Reaganite Republican
I saw the punch line coming early on.
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posted on
03/05/2013 4:26:02 PM PST
by
Fiji Hill
(Io Triumphe!)
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