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Meanwhile Just Off Ole Blighty...
Reaganite Republican ^ | October 8, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 10/08/2012 2:47:39 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican


A patrolling British Navy destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards Brighton...


The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?" 

One of the Muslims stands up and shouts, 
"We're invading England!" 

The crew of the destroyer all start laughing and when the captain finally gains his composure, he gets back on the loud hailer and says "Just the four of you?

The Muslim stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four- the rest are already there!"


h/t Kirby


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: humor; islam; joke; muslims

1 posted on 10/08/2012 2:47:49 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten

*** PING ***


2 posted on 10/08/2012 2:49:17 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican
A patrolling French destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards Marseille...

The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"

One of the Muslims stands up and shouts, "We're invading France!"

The crew of the destroyer all throw up there hands and shout "Don't shoot! We surrender!"

3 posted on 10/08/2012 3:35:31 AM PDT by wny
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To: Reaganite Republican

LOL!


4 posted on 10/08/2012 3:41:31 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Bismarck, asked what he would do if the British Army invaded Prussia, replied, “Arrest them!”.


5 posted on 10/08/2012 3:57:02 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Orwell in the throes of a demonic possession could not have come up with the "tuck rule".)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Those muzzies were being honest.


6 posted on 10/08/2012 4:13:51 AM PDT by Progov
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To: Reaganite Republican; wny

They have already invaded France.
Have you been to Marseilles lately?


7 posted on 10/08/2012 4:49:17 AM PDT by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
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To: Reaganite Republican

8 posted on 10/08/2012 5:51:00 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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