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Meanwhile Just Off Ole Blighty...
Reaganite Republican ^
| October 8, 2012
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 10/08/2012 2:47:39 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
A patrolling British Navy destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards Brighton...
The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"
One of the Muslims stands up and shouts,
"We're invading England!"
The crew of the destroyer all start laughing and when the captain finally gains his composure, he gets back on the loud hailer and says "Just the four of you?"
The Muslim stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four- the rest are already there!"
TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: humor; islam; joke; muslims
To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten
To: Reaganite Republican
A patrolling French destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards Marseille...
The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"
One of the Muslims stands up and shouts, "We're invading France!"
The crew of the destroyer all throw up there hands and shout "Don't shoot! We surrender!"
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posted on
10/08/2012 3:35:31 AM PDT
by
wny
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
10/08/2012 3:41:31 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
To: Reaganite Republican
Bismarck, asked what he would do if the British Army invaded Prussia, replied, “Arrest them!”.
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posted on
10/08/2012 3:57:02 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(Orwell in the throes of a demonic possession could not have come up with the "tuck rule".)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Those muzzies were being honest.
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posted on
10/08/2012 4:13:51 AM PDT
by
DaveA37
To: Reaganite Republican; wny
They have already invaded France.
Have you been to Marseilles lately?
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posted on
10/08/2012 4:49:17 AM PDT
by
Bon mots
(Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
10/08/2012 5:51:00 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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