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NEVER Humiliate Your Own Son!
Reaganite Republican ^
| August 8, 2012
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 08/08/2012 1:39:51 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
One day a 4th-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up: fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, etc.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied:
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes -if the offer is really good- he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' the boy said- 'He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.'
TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: funny; humor; joke; obama
To: Reaganite Republican
That’s certainly understandable. I cannot imagine the humiliation of having a relative who supports Obama. I’m glad I don’t have any relatives like that.
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posted on
08/08/2012 1:58:55 AM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
To: BykrBayb
I do, fortunely they are few and far between.
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posted on
08/08/2012 2:10:25 AM PDT
by
bjorn14
(Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
To: Reaganite Republican
Stop trying to pass off true stories as original humor.
<;^)
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posted on
08/08/2012 2:21:04 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
“Stop trying to pass off true stories as original humor”
Well, you know what they say ‘truth is stranger than fiction’ and all lol
To: Reaganite Republican
To: Reaganite Republican
Trying to reason with an Obama voter is like trying to hold back the tide.
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posted on
08/08/2012 4:25:15 AM PDT
by
Venturer
To: Reaganite Republican
Reminds me of the story about the guy who was a reporter for the New York Times. He confided to a colleague that he had to lie to family back in Indiana about what he did for a living. He told them he was a piano play in a brothrel and he was afraid they might learn the truth.
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posted on
08/08/2012 4:25:44 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
To: Reaganite Republican
Wasn’t expecting that. Thanks for the laugh
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posted on
08/08/2012 6:27:12 AM PDT
by
BornToBeAmerican
(Things aren't as good as they should be and its Obama's fault, the resident said)
To: Reaganite Republican
Wasn’t expecting that. Thanks for the laugh
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posted on
08/08/2012 6:27:20 AM PDT
by
BornToBeAmerican
(Things aren't as good as they should be and its Obama's fault, the resident said)
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