NEVER Humiliate Your Own Son!

Reaganite Republican ^ | August 8, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

One day a 4th-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up: fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, etc.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied:

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes -if the offer is really good- he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.' 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' the boy said- 'He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.'

[BykrBayb]

That’s certainly understandable. I cannot imagine the humiliation of having a relative who supports Obama. I’m glad I don’t have any relatives like that.

[bjorn14]

I do, fortunely they are few and far between.

[shibumi]

Stop trying to pass off true stories as original humor.

<;^)

[Reaganite Republican]

“Stop trying to pass off true stories as original humor”

Well, you know what they say ‘truth is stranger than fiction’ and all lol

[savedbygrace]

LOL.

[Venturer]

Trying to reason with an Obama voter is like trying to hold back the tide.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Reminds me of the story about the guy who was a reporter for the New York Times. He confided to a colleague that he had to lie to family back in Indiana about what he did for a living. He told them he was a piano play in a brothrel and he was afraid they might learn the truth.

[BornToBeAmerican]

Wasn’t expecting that. Thanks for the laugh

[BornToBeAmerican]

Wasn’t expecting that. Thanks for the laugh