Posted on 12/14/2011 3:24:18 PM PST by writer33
Cupertina, CA – In what could be the biggest move since the invention of the newest iPhone, Apple has reached out to liberal a$$hats by grabbing a new spokesperson to praise their newest iPhone product the iPhone 4S. Apple has snagged none other than Alec Baldwin, fresh off his tantrum with American Airlines, to reach out to his fellow a$$hats...
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Satire ping!
Someone needs to be fired at Apple. This is one of dumbest public relations move they have made.
Hilarious. And a good test case to find out how many folks actually read the article before commenting or if they only look at FR for the pictures.
Glad you enjoyed it newheart. Thank you for reading.
This would be interesting if it were true - has Apple ever hired a celebrity to hawk it’s wares?
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Al Gore.
LOL. BTW, I voted Sacks Of Leaky Reindeer Urine at the bottom. Coal seemed to valuable for it’s heating properties and the Reindeer Crap would be used for fertilizer in the Wookies garden making it also valuable.
has Apple ever hired a celebrity to hawk it’s wares?
Limbaugh should be paid for his endless endorsement of Apple.
They went out of business after they announced they were discontinuing the Mac II and bringing out some silly plastic all-in-one piece of junk called the I-Mac. I think a company still exists that uses their name, but all they produce is plastic junk with with a lifespan of about three years before it is in the landfill.
They haven't gotten any of my money in more than 20 years, and aren't likely to in the future either. Who is there “spokesperson” is irrelevant to me.
Did Gore ever appear in an ad? Bad publicity choice if so.
I pretty much quit reading when I noticed the author can’t even spell, “Cupertino”...
lol
LOL!
Sure, Gore invented the internet. It makes sense he’d hawk for Apple. :-)
Glad you enjoyed it, Lazlo. Thanks for reading and for voting.
LOL! He should be paid.
It’s worse than that: http://www.complex.com/tech/2011/09/al-gore-apple-board-member-says-were-getting-multiple-new-iphones
Glad you enjoyed it, Geron.
Thought you might enjoy this one. Having a little fun. :-)
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