Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-11 ("Cenk's Back" and Grayson's on him!)
Posted on 12/05/2011 10:51:50 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
"Cenk's Back" and Grayson's on him! Yes, that's the news that's rocking the political talk world today. Cenk Uygur is BACK! Back on TV, back in your living room, where he belongs. And--now hold on to your hat--Alan Grayson is slated to be his first guest, TONIGHT! Wow! Is this exciting or what?
Your genial TV talk host, Cenk "The Young Turk" Uygur, has been absent from the cable airwaves, lo, these past many months, after an all-too-brief run on MSNBC, where, somehow, he was not able to garner the ratings he so richly deserves. I think Diebold must have been running the ratings service. And so we were forced to go Cold Turk-y. We were knocked Cenkless. But now the long national nightmare is over. It's like the end of Prohibition. Woo-hoo! CENK UYGUR IS BACK ON TV! And he'll be on Current TV, Algore's network that also has Keef! Eat your heart out, MSNBC! What were you thinking??
And who is it that is reporting this good news to the DUmmies? None other that Alan "Guts" Grayson, who, likewise, was suddenly dismissed from his post--congressman from Orlando, Florida--after only one term. And guess what? Alan Grayson is not only reporting the return of Cenk, Alan Grayson will be Cenk's first guest, TONIGHT! Oh joy! Can you imagine? Alan Grayson on Cenk Uygur's first show? On Current TV? Tonight? Be still my beating heart! I'm counting down the minutes!
It's all here, in this THREAD, posted by Alan Grayson himself, "Cenk's Back."
So now, on this DUbble-DUFU Monday, let us go to a reenergized DUmmieland, where the place is abuzz with excitement and glowing in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, contemplating the impact that a new Cenk Uygur program will have on our national dialogue--indeed, on our entire political future--is in the [brackets]:
[Could . . . could this be . . . Cenk UYGUR? Or is it some other Cenk? No, here in the context of DUmmieland, this could only be referring to the Young Turk himself. And "Back"?? You mean back on TV?? No, this sounds too good to be true! I must have some other proof to believe this. Perhaps this is a hoax of some sort. Don't get our hopes up, only to have them come crashing to the ground! Pray, tell us, who is it that is reporting this breaking news? What is your name, sir or madam?]
Alan Grayson (109 posts)
[Wha? WHA-AA?? You mean, Alan "Guts" Grayson, the former congressman from Orlando who was CHEATED out of reelection to the House by some Rethug conspiracy? THE Alan Grayson, the Lion of the House, the Heartthrob of DUmmieland, the worthy successor to the likes of Wellstone and Feingold? Alan Grayson, who actually SIGNED UP and JOINED DUmmieland, so that now we are proud to call him "DUmmie Alan Grayson"?? That Alan Grayson? Why, blow me down with a feather, it is!! None other!]
Cenk Uygur, host of The Young Turks and former MSNBC host, returns to TV tomorrow [Monday] night, on Current TV. And he has invited me to be a guest on his first show.
[I'm shaking! I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl!]
Cenk virtually invented Internet TV news . . .
[And now he'll be on Current TV, the network run by Algore, the man who invented the Internet! How fitting!]
and completely dominates that medium.
[Cenk is EXTRA LARGE on that medium!]
His on-the-air signature is a quite simple one: like Rachel Maddow, Ed Schultz, Keith Olbermann and Dylan Ratigan, Cenk Uygur is a hard-hitting, unapologetic progressive.
[His on-the-air signature is a quite simple one: like Rachel Mancow, Sergeant Schultz, Keef Ogremann, and . . . some other guy (Demo Ratigan?), Cenk Uygur is a hate-spitting, unattractive ratings depressive.]
Now, Cenk has decided to take his talents to Current TV.
[Translation: The Young Jerk got a job offer, at a low salary, on a network nobody watches, which, I guess, is better than nothing.]
If you want to see someone with a head, a heart and a spine report the news tomorrow [Monday] night, then you can tune in to Cenks show.
[Cenk has most all his body parts! He's the complete package!]
And if you want to help to see someone with a head, a heart, and a spine in Congress next year, then you can support our campaign.
[Ah, and with a link to donate! Now the REAL reason for this post begins to emerge: Alan "Nuts" Grayson is running for Congress again! And he wants to tap into some easy money, i.e., all the pizza dough that the moonstruck moonbats will happily send his way! Why, I bet that Al isn't even the one posting this to the DUmmies. He's probably got some lowly staffer sending out this press release to all the liberal blogs. He's done that before. Which would explain why he doesn't respond to all the DUmmies who will try to speak with him in the comments that follow.]
[Send me your money,
I can hardly wait to see you both!
[Here's a clue, DUmmie eleny: Alan Grayson is not really here, reading your stupid little comment. He just wants your money. Click the donate link--that's what this is about.]
I'm watching Current more and more each day.
[So YOU'RE the one!]
I'll be watching!!
We'll be tuning in!
[There could be an audience in the TENS!]
Hi Mr. Grayson
[He's not listening to you. He's not here. The donate link is here. Are you brain-dead or what?]
With the news of Barney Frank leaving Congress we need voices like yourself. . . .
[We need Alan Grayson to fill the hole that Barney Frank leaves behind.]
Right before Keith's show, right?
[Uygur and Olbermann, the Mantle and Maris of Moonbatters' Row.]
Hello Mr Grayson. I hope your campaign is going well.
[Click the link, stupid.]
Tomorrow's my birthday. I always wanted an Alan Grayson for my birthday!
[You are sick. Seriously. Seek professional help.]
Burstin' my buttons
[Hit the donate button, that's all that counts.]
I am soooo looking forward to this! Woohoo!
[At TV & appliance stores across the land, crowds are gathering in front of the windows even as we speak, waiting to catch this great moment in television history.]
Perfect combo...Cenk and you!
Perfect time slot, perfect host and perfect first guest!
[It's a Perfect Airwavian Storm!]
Both of you save my sanity and focus me on an act of resistance every day.
[The Young Jerk and "Nuts" Grayson: The sanity savers, that's what they are!]
get your butt back in office soon, please!
[benburch is pleading! You've got to fill that Barney Frank void!]
They have not invented a word in the English language to express how much I'm looking forward to this. . . .
["Orgasmic"? "On tippytoes"? No wait, that's two words. Or three, depending on how you spell "tippytoes."]
love you always Alan! :)
[HE'S NOT HERE! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS HIT THE D*MN DONATE LINK! COME ON, PEOPLE!]
What's up, Alan?
[$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Am I saying anything?]
if you ever need help, feel free to PM me with what I can do for your campaign.
[OK, Alan will do that, I'm sure. "Say, DUmmie Proud_Lefty, what advice can you give me to help me get back in office? No, I don't want your money. Pssh! Do you think I would be so crass? No, I just want your WISDOM, DUmmie Proud_Lefty. Wisdom, that's the thing! And you're the one that I turn to when I'm seeking sage counsel. It's like I always tell people, 'You know, that DUmmie Proud_Lefty--salt of the earth, that chap. Never lets me down. There's a man you can count on!'"]
i think this is a mistake. I see current crashing and burning, i dont know anyone who gets it and i just dont see it staying around long.
[HERETIC! LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Don't listen to the haters, Cenk!]
I heart Cenk!
[I dollar Alan!]
It’s a DUbble-DUFU Monday! PING!
[We need Alan Grayson to fill the hole that Barney Frank leaves behind.]
Yuck. But I suppose we still do need to know who will fill Frank's seat.
Far out. Dim and Dhimmi’er
Now there is a visual I can completely believe.
A back from lunch top ten!
“and completely dominates that medium.”
He posts video on YouTube. Glenn Beck has actual paying subscribers by the thousands.
“who will fill Frank’s seat. “
My! What a polite way of putting it!
Bottle that comment and sell it to poison control centers as a super strength replacement for syrup of ipecac.
Cenk Uygur sounds like some kind of rectal ulceration.
Don't talk to me about rectal ulcerations. I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Skank Uygur and Alan Greyson, the man George Will called “clearly the worst Congressman in Washington,”
Grayson, the rich lawyer, has been soaking the DUmmies and other Liberal Democrats for cash for months now.
PJ, you don’t have a coupon for colonoscopies, do you? Like a Buy One, Get One Free? Maybe I can get two colonoscopies tomorrow. I mean, as long as I’m out. . . .
I wonder how many people watch Current TV. I probably have more people living on my block.
I hope it goes well for you, sir.
A little reading for your comfort:
Alan Grayson,Huh?... Who? ... What? ... 'Dominates?' .... Where?
"Cenk virtually invented Internet TV news . . . and completely dominates that medium."
Does Alan Grayson take drugs? No, no, not illegal ones, but ones for psychotics, mental patients. If not, he should.
(1) In my non professional opinion. [*** No slander or defamation of character intended.***]
Both of you save my sanity and focus me on an act of resistance every day.You mean like 'resisting' ordering Mushrooms on your daily Pizza?
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