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DUmmie FUnnies 06-20-11 (NUtroots Nation KOmmies not so wild about Barry)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 20, 2011 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/20/2011 10:50:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

So the KOmmies of Daily Kos just held their annual NUtroots Nation convention this past weekend. This one was held in Minneapolis. Just think: Five years ago, NUtroots Nation was held in Las Vegas, where potential presidential candidates hosted fancy soirées for the KOmmies, complete with chocolate fountains and impressive ice sculptures. Now this year, the KOmmies are in Minneapolis, they're stuck with Obama, and no one is lining up to buy their votes. How the mighty have fallen! From chocolate fountains to lutefisk. From ice sculptures to ice fishing. And worst of all, from Obamassiah to Bush Lite.

The sad reality for the KOmmies is that they are stuck with Obama. And even though BO is the most liberal president we've ever had, he's still not prog enough for the KOmmies (single-payer healthcare, homo marriage, hypertaxing the rich, ending the wars--your basic Socialist Utopia). And so they want to gripe about it. But Team Obama doesn't really care. They know their little sheep will line up at the polls and dutifully cast their Democrat votes. But, to mollify the little leftist turds, they send a spokesflunkie to Minneapolis--to make the case for Obammie, and to make the KOmmies think the White House is actually listening to them. HA HA!

And so it was that designated spokespflunkie Dan Pfeiffer came to the hot seat in Minneapolis, to be interviewed by Assistant Head KOmmie Kaili Joy Gray. Wow. A surrogate for President Obama, being interviewed by a surrogate for Head KOmmie Markos Mousetits. A far cry from the glory days of Las Vegas!

Well, Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer was not well received, let's put it that way. The disgruntled KOmmies let him hear it, even booing at times. But what does he care? What, are they gonna vote for Michele Bachmann? Get real. They're stuck with BO, and everybody knows it.

We read about it here in this THREAD, "NN11 LIVE: A Conversation with White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer."

So let us journey to NUtroots Nation, where the KOmmie KOmments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, breathlessly awaiting The Return of Keith Olbermann tonight on Current TV, is in the [brackets]:

NN11 LIVE: A Conversation with White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer

[NUtroots LIVID: A Snow Job by White House Spokespflunkie Dan Pfeiffer]

What time does it start?

[The bombing begins in five minutes.]

Kaili is doing her best, trying to be tough, but Pfeiffer's having his way with her.

[Uh, you may want to rephrase that.]

From where I'm sitting, this guy's getting pwned. Her bemused moments of silence hurt more than screaming would. I feel sorry for him and his thankless job.

[What does he care? You're still going to vote Demo.]

she's doing an excellent job of holding his feet to the fire and not accepting b.s. answers.

[B.S. answers, B.O. answers, same difference.]

Why Cable News don't report on NN11?

[It's a cable cabal. But don't worry, Keefie is back on TONIGHT! Speak truth to power, Keith!]

The "Obama can do no wrong" crowd must be feeling like their heads will explode.

[Actually, they're laughing at you, knowing that you'll end up voting the same.]

Is the "Obama can do no right" crowd in an orgasmic mood?

[This is their moment in the sun, getting to tell off a White House spokespflunkie! Pfeiffer may be "having his way" with Kaili Joy, but she's loving every minute of it!]

I find it a little embarrassing that a breakout session was titled, "What to do when the president is just not that into you."

[The KOmmies feel used and jilted, and like a teenage girl whose boyfriend now is dating someone else, they write in their diary: "Oh Barry, why won't you be true?"]

Guess there is no point in actively campaigning for the president's reelection then.

[As long as you VOTE the right way--and you will--that's all that counts.]

"an open and honest conversation"? this is just a PR op. I understand that it's important to have this kind of political theatre at NN for all kinds of reasons, but it doesn't make it less cringe-y.

[Op and Cringe.]

This guy has one hell of a job, eh?

[Yeah, a SNOW job!]

Am I crazy, or am I getting pissed off at this guy?

[Both.]

I'm not pissed off at him. I'm pissed off at his boss.

[Listen to the crowd! They're not saying "B.O.!" They're saying "BOOOO!!!"]

Kaili is my new favorite FPer and at this point is in the running for my favorite person ever. THREE unrelenting and honest questions on DADT right in a row, with Dan Pfeiffer squirming and dissembling the whole time. You could feel his shoes melting as she held his feet to the fire. GO KAILI.

[Kaili is speaking truth to power! Only, power doesn't care.]

Kaili asked TWICE when DOD was going to stop firing gay soldiers. He never gave a straight answer.

[They wanted a gay answer.]

Kaili Joy. Get this woman a show on MSNBC!

[The new Cenk Uygur!]

This is Ridiculous! You are excited that this interviewer got a punch in on the President of the US, a member of our own party. Unbelievable.

[I BELIEEEEEVE!!!! Forget MSNBC! Primary Obama! KAILI JOY 2012!]

he's representing the cowardliness of this administration quite well with his prevarications and evasiveness.

[Translation: YOU LIE!]

This will be the part of NN11 that will be remembered.

[Not the lutefisk fountain?]

This is painful to watch. PFeiffer is seriously squirming. And he's the COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR.

[Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.]

Pfeiffer isn't there to listen. He's there to spin--that's his job.

[KOmmie Geekesque, you ALMOST win the Kewpie Doll. But there's an even better Kewpie a couple posts down.]

The event is being reported as a sad and pathetic whine fest in the media.

[The Daze of Whine and Poses.]

Embarrassing so far for NN and the moderator. . . . Now wondering whether there are fewer sane folks attending NN than in years past. The only thing NN is validating is that the netroots likes noisemakers and payola and aren't interested in much else.

[OK, KOmmie Newsie8200, for that brilliant, spot-on piece of analysis--that NUtroots Nation really just wants red meat and chocolate fountains--YOU win today's Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

This bozo is the precise sort of pasty-faced doughboy that makes me detest the power elite crawling around D.C. . . . He's a clumsy liar, a content-challenged political whore and a fitting representative for this sad administration.

[Obozo's bozo. I take it you didn't like him. Hee! Hee!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dailykos; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; kommie; kommies; kos; netroots; netrootsnation; nutroots; nutrootsnation; rightonline
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Kaili Joy (aka KOmmie Angry Mouse) and Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer:

Downthread, I may post some other photos of the KOmmies at NUtroots Nation.

1 posted on 06/20/2011 10:50:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 5, maybe before ping


2 posted on 06/20/2011 10:51:18 AM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/20/2011 10:53:08 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What’s with the water bottles on the floor? Don’t they want to scratch the table?


4 posted on 06/20/2011 10:57:39 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

FIVE


5 posted on 06/20/2011 10:58:18 AM PDT by chesley (Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

TOP 10, BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEE — !!!


6 posted on 06/20/2011 10:58:21 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: All

"OK, Dan, this question from our audience: 'How can you in good conscience work for this lying sack of sh*t who sold out his progressive base and is playing footsie with the neocons?'"

7 posted on 06/20/2011 11:01:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Presidential Threat Map
8 posted on 06/20/2011 11:04:55 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: All

"I'm Al Franken, and can you believe I went from Air America to the United States Senate? I can't!"

9 posted on 06/20/2011 11:05:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10? Top 10?


10 posted on 06/20/2011 11:06:49 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: All

"I'm Russ Feingold, and can you believe he's in and I'm not?"

11 posted on 06/20/2011 11:07:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Sing it, Barry:

"Any lie you can tell I can tell better, I can tell any lie better than you (no you can't) Yes I can (no you can't) YES I CAN, YES I CAN, YES I CAN."

12 posted on 06/20/2011 11:07:41 AM PDT by JPG (Hey, LSM, how are those emails workin' out for ya?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

woo-hoo, top 15!


13 posted on 06/20/2011 11:08:19 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: All

"My name is Van, but I got thrown under the bus!"

14 posted on 06/20/2011 11:09:46 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: bcsco
What’s with the water bottles on the floor? Don’t they want to scratch the table?

They're against waterboarding.

15 posted on 06/20/2011 11:12:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My goodness, they certainly have the “D-list” of political “celebrity” at this event, don’t they?


16 posted on 06/20/2011 11:12:51 AM PDT by kevkrom (Imagine if the media spent 1/10 the effort vetting Obama as they've used against Palin.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Now I know where I've seen Al Franken before...

Ol' Alf is getting old. He need glasses...

17 posted on 06/20/2011 11:22:24 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
Something is drastically wrong here?!? This Kaili Joy person is *kinda* good looking. So she must be a GOP plant.

It's a scientific fact that all progressive 'women' look like 1840's Mountain Men.
Only the 'Progs' shave and bathe less often.


Mountain Man, or...?
Progressive 'Woman'?
...............

18 posted on 06/20/2011 11:26:44 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: bcsco

Even worse - wazzup with the cheap covers on the chairs? Those aren’t exactly cootie-proof ya know ;-)


19 posted on 06/20/2011 11:35:08 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Condor51
Whatever. She really doesn't have much of a resume...
20 posted on 06/20/2011 11:35:08 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: rockrr

Word got out beforehand they’d both be wearing Depends...


21 posted on 06/20/2011 11:37:11 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
A surrogate for President Obama, being interviewed by a surrogate for Head KOmmie Markos Mousetits.

LOL!

22 posted on 06/20/2011 11:43:56 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (It's not federal, it has no reserves)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wait ‘til they find out that Pfeiffer’s real job is weeding Michelle’s garden...


23 posted on 06/20/2011 11:52:12 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet ("We didn't lose Vietnam. We quit Vietnam." ~Gen. Al Haig)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Guess who's coming to dinner? A bunch of old white KOmmies!

See the diversity!


24 posted on 06/20/2011 11:53:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Q: What's the difference between NUtroots Nation and a teachers' union meeting?

A: It's a trick question. There is no difference.

25 posted on 06/20/2011 11:56:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The fact that he’s actually speaking at this event sounds like he’s more “under the radar” than “under the bus”.


26 posted on 06/20/2011 12:01:43 PM PDT by babyfreep
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Q: What salary would NUtroots Nation like to see every NEA member get?

A:


27 posted on 06/20/2011 12:02:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think the difference is a shades of gray accounting thing as to who’s tax dollars are being used to put on each event.


28 posted on 06/20/2011 12:06:30 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Tacky Takei Trekkie, boldly going where no man ought to go:


29 posted on 06/20/2011 12:07:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: bcsco
*** Whatever. She really doesn't have much of a resume... ***

Oh... I don't know?

She worked on her first political campaign at six years old, as a doorknocker for her father’s City Council bid. Her first political act came in fifth grade when she successfully led a protest against the teacher for not calling on girls often enough.
It's better than Obama's ;-)
30 posted on 06/20/2011 12:10:19 PM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: All
Digital photograph:

And these are some of the GUYS!

31 posted on 06/20/2011 12:11:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

These “progressives” always make a big deal about how most of Tea Partiers are “old and white”. (Like that’s supposed to mean they are all racists and turn away anyone different.) I looked at a few pictures and I would venture to say that the biggest portion of the people in the audience at this “netroots nation” convention were over 40 and white.


32 posted on 06/20/2011 12:14:45 PM PDT by babyfreep
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To: Condor51
Attack of the Prog Women:


33 posted on 06/20/2011 12:17:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: Condor51

Well, she did start early...


34 posted on 06/20/2011 12:17:52 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

I had to Google “Takei”. Now your comment makes sense. So does the underlying statement on his T-shirt...

YUK!


35 posted on 06/20/2011 12:22:54 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Condor51
Something is drastically wrong here?!? This Kaili Joy person is *kinda* good looking.

Indeed.

However, when "Angry Mouse" gets angry . . . watch out! The eyes turn red and she "hulks up"!


36 posted on 06/20/2011 12:27:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pfailed Pflunkie Pfeiffer.)
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns

That's quite an accomplishment. Musta sat on it.

37 posted on 06/20/2011 12:35:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Breaked Alaska.)
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To: kevkrom
My goodness, they certainly have the “D-list” of political “celebrity” at this event, don’t they?

Hey, they *did* get Howard Dean! That's big-time!

But the big question is: Where's Grayson? Why isn't *he* here?

38 posted on 06/20/2011 12:43:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Putting the "D" in "Democrat"!)
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To: kevkrom; PJ-Comix

And what about Weiner? Have they thrown Weiner under the bus?


39 posted on 06/20/2011 12:49:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Putting the "D" in "Democrat"!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Whoa! Is that Bella Abzug on the left - back from the dead?


40 posted on 06/20/2011 12:59:17 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: bcsco; Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix
While it's no chocolate fountain, there was a "Bourbon and Bacon tasting happy hour, sponsored by UFCW." But look at how chintzy they were with the stuff!


41 posted on 06/20/2011 1:01:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NUtroots Nation.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wouldn't these be the same thing?


42 posted on 06/20/2011 1:05:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NUtroots Nation.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; alarm rider; stump56; bcsco; PJ-Comix; kimmie7; MissDairyGoodnessVT; ...
A "reluctant" Bourbon ping from the NUtroots Nation thread.


43 posted on 06/20/2011 1:10:47 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: PJ-Comix
They ran out of lutefisk.


44 posted on 06/20/2011 1:12:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NUtroots Nation.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Head KOmmie Markos Mousetits makes an appearance:


45 posted on 06/20/2011 1:15:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NUtroots Nation.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix

Two Knob Creek to one Basis Hayden. I’d go the other way. Can’t tell what the other bottle is in front of the guy’s finger...


46 posted on 06/20/2011 1:20:11 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns
PAR-TEE!! Dancin' With The Czars, baby!


47 posted on 06/20/2011 1:21:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NUtroots Nation.)
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns
Chick magnet. It's the purple beard, I guess.


48 posted on 06/20/2011 1:24:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NUtroots Nation.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It’s the purple beard, I guess.

Nope, it’s the pseudo-Castro look with the beard and “uniform-style” hat/jacket combo..


49 posted on 06/20/2011 2:10:48 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: bcsco

My first thought was “Pogue’s”


50 posted on 06/20/2011 2:12:07 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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