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DUmmie FUnnies 01-12-11 ("Simply Hypocritical": Head KOmmie Kos and KOmmie BoyBlue swell the ranks)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 12, 2011 | Head KOmmie Kos, KOmmie BoyBlue, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/12/2011 10:11:47 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

"What? Me, guilty of the very hate speech I condemn?
But, but, I am the Great and Powerful Kos!!"

Last time, we documented the DUbble Standard of DUmmieland, where William Pitt the Hypocrite, in typical high DUdgeon, has denounced the rhetoric of the Right, but who himself has engaged in violent rhetoric against (at least) George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, and Sarah Palin, and threatened actual physical violence against a homeless woman, DUmmie bobbolink.

Today we travel next door to KOmmieland, where Head KOmmie Kos and KOmmie BoyBlue swell the ranks of the hypocrites on the Left. Of course, like the DUmmies, the KOmmies have blamed conservatives for the terrible crime in Tucson, without a shred of evidence of any linkage whatsoever. But both Head KOmmie Kos and KOmmie BoyBlue are guilty of using violent language themselves! Here are the relevant links . . .

From Head KOmmie Kos, January 11, 2011:
Tea Party Express fundraises off Arizona tragedy, lies about Daily Kos

From Head KOmmie Kos, June 25, 2008:
2010 will be primary season

From Free Republic, exposing Head KOmmie Kos endorsing even MORE violent imagery:
New info: DAILY KOS Founder Endorsed T-shirt TARGETING Sarah Palin's Face in Rifle Crosshairs

From KOmmie BoyBlue, January 9, 2011:
My Apologies to This Site, The Victims, and Rep. Gabrielle Giffords

From KOmmie BoyBlue, January 6, 2011:
My CongressWOMAN voted against Nancy Pelosi! And is now DEAD to me!

But before we proceed, let us sing this musical tribute to the Righteously Indignant Left, written by yours truly, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson. Click the music link and sing along!

SIMPLY HYPOCRITICAL
Tune: "Simply Irresistible"

They say we're vitriolical
And deeply diabolical
They say that we're so horrible
Our hate speech is deplorable

See them rant, see them rage
Anger fills every page
But the hate they detect
Is a trait they project

They like to condemn the Right
But now I find they're
Simply hypocritical
Simply hypocritical

They say when we're rhetorical
It can't be metaphorical
The language must be literal
Unless it's by a liberal

They can wish Bush would die
Or hang Palin on high
With no sin of their own
They can cast the first stone

They like to condemn the Right
But now I find they're
Simply hypocritical
Simply hypocritical

(Simply hypocritical) They're so pure, there's no imagery that's violent
(Simply hypocritical) They're so sure there's no hatred of their own

It's unbelievable, the story that they spread
They say we're guilty, that the blood is on our head
But Beck and Limbaugh now, they're wishing they were dead

They like to fight the Right
Now I find they're
Simply hypocritical

They're so pure, there's no imagery that's violent
(Simply hypocritical) They're so sure there's no hatred of their own

Hypocrisy on overkill
The word is pharisaical
The evidence is plentiful
Their posturing is Pittiful

See them rant, see them rage
Anger fills every page
But the hate they detect
Is a trait they project

They like to condemn the Right
But now I find they're
Simply hypocritical

They're so pure, there's no imagery that's violent
(Simply hypocritical) They're so sure there's no hatred of their own
(Simply hypocritical) They're so pure, there's no imagery that's violent
(Simply hypocritical) They're so sure there's no hatred of their own

Simply hypocritical

So let us now metaphorically storm the gates of KOmmieland, where the boys are swell and the hypocrisy is rank, and where the KOmmie KOmments are in Self-Righteous Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if Kos and BoyBlue can appreciate the Robert Palmer Girls, is in the [brackets]:

Tea Party Express fundraises off Arizona tragedy, lies about Daily Kos

[Head KOmmie Kos politicizes the Arizona tragedy, hides his own violent rhetoric]

From a Tea Party express fundraising email: "The media didn't tell you that the left-wing website, DailyKos, had targeted Congresswoman Giffords, putting a BULLSEYE on her, did they? But that's just what happened." The media didn't tell you that because it never happened. It's fantasy. It's a lie. And of course, since they can't verify the existence of such a bullseye image on this site, they'll claim it was scrubbed.

[Do you, Head KOmmie Kos, promise to tell the truth, the WHOLE truth. . . ? Yes, Kos, please tell us the WHOLE truth about your "targeting" Giffords and "putting a bullseye" on her, and don't hide behind the "image." "Image" isn't everything. So let us look at your 2008 post, which DID appear on your site . . .]

2010 will be primary season. . . . the corrupt, the tone-deaf, and the reactionary within Democratic ranks will face the possibility of primary battles.

["Battles," Kos? Isn't that a bit militaristic?]

Who to primary? Well, I'd argue that we can narrow the target list by looking at those Democrats . . . .

[The "target list"? The "TARGET" list, Kos?? So you DID "target" certain Democrat congresspersons?]

I've bolded members of the Blue Dogs for added emphasis.

["Blue Dogs," dehumanizing language. And among the bolded Blue Dogs you emphatically list is . . . "Giffords, Gabrielle (AZ-08)." There it is, Kos! In your own words! Your "TARGET LIST," with Congresswoman Giffords listed by name! Bolded, even, for emphasis!]

this vote certainly puts a bulls eye on their district.

["BULLS EYE," Kos, "bulls eye"!! Again, Kos, your own words! True, no bulls eye "image," but, Kos, you haven't told us the WHOLE truth about your violent WORDS! "Battles," "target list," "bulls eye" . . . what were you thinking, Head KOmmie Kos?? Are you trying to incite VIOLENCE? Why, by your own standards for condemning the Right, you must be!]

[But wait! That's not all! In the FR thread linked above, "New info: DAILY KOS Founder Endorsed T-shirt TARGETING Sarah Palin's Face in Rifle Crosshairs," there is a screenshot of YOU, Kos, endorsing a t-shirt depicting Sarah Palin in a rifle's crosshairs. This was AFTER the Tucson tragedy, and you ENDORSED this t-shirt with these words . . .]

Wow. This makes STARK mockery of the Palin "surveryor's mark" spin.

[Apparently, Kos, you think it's OK to have an image of Sarah Palin's FACE in the crosshairs, but for Palin to pinpoint a congressional DISTRICT on a MAP--that is inciting violence! Well, thank you for this evidence of your rank HYPOCRISY, Markos Mousetits. And now we turn to one your little KOmmies, BoyBlue, who at least has had the decency to APOLOGIZE, sorta, for his own violent rhetoric . . .]

My Apologies to This Site, The Victims, and Rep. Gabrielle Giffords

[Well, BoyBlue, you're a better man than your buddy, Head KOmmie Kos, who hides behind an "image."]

Most of you know by now my diary bemoaning Rep. Giffords' voting against Nancy Pelosi has been taken by the far right to preemptively protect themselves when it is inevitably found out that the perps against Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords are tied to the far right. . . .

[WHOA, WHOA! I thought this supposed to be an APOLOGY, BoyBlue, not an attack! You know, say you're sorry for what YOU said, and that's that.]

I made a VERY poor choice of words when I partially titled the diary, "now dead to me."

[OK, after a some mor lines attacking the Right, KOmmie BoyBlue finally gets around to apologizing for his language.]

Of course i wished no harm to Gabby.

[And of course, likewise, KOmmie BoyBlue, you have NO EVIDENCE WHATSOVER, NONE, that Sarah Palin wished any actual harm on Congresswoman Giffords herself.]

[And now here is what KOmmie BoyBlue wrote . . .]

My CongressWOMAN voted against Nancy Pelosi! And is now DEAD to me!

[Well, there it is, KOmmie BoyBlue! "DEAD," in capital letters! Therefore YOU, KOmmie BoyBlue--you who live IN TUCSON, writing just TWO DAYS before the shooting--YOU must have incited the violence of someone likewise THAT INTENSELY ANGRY against Congresswoman Giffords! Yes, that theory makes a whole lot more sense than blaming something Sarah Palin put on a map months ago.]

[There you have it, boys and girls. More proof--it is ever plentiful--of the following truth of life: Hypocrisy, thy name is KOmmieland . . . and DUmmieland . . . and HUffieland. . . . Simply Hypocritical!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: boyblue; dailykos; dkos; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; giffords; hypocritical; kommie; kommies; kos; simplyhypocritical
And then there's the IRRESPONSIBLE, UNPROFESSIONAL Sheriff Clarence "DUmprik" DUpnik. Pima County should have a Clarence Sale and get rid of this clown!
1 posted on 01/12/2011 10:11:54 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP


2 posted on 01/12/2011 10:12:25 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 01/12/2011 10:13:43 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

4


4 posted on 01/12/2011 10:15:39 AM PST by chesley (Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They are all brain dead to me.


5 posted on 01/12/2011 10:16:34 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Charles Henrickson

Never been top 10 before...


6 posted on 01/12/2011 10:17:20 AM PST by Libloather (Teapublican, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DUmp DUmbprik now!


7 posted on 01/12/2011 10:19:19 AM PST by rockrr ("I said that I was scared of you!" - pokie the pretend cowboy)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10! First time long time!


8 posted on 01/12/2011 10:20:04 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

A few of the Kos screamers were posting comments hoping the shooter was a tea partier, shows where their priorities lay.


9 posted on 01/12/2011 10:21:42 AM PST by Weird Tolkienish Figure
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To: Libloather

Me neither.


10 posted on 01/12/2011 10:22:57 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10


11 posted on 01/12/2011 10:25:04 AM PST by Ole Okie
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To: Charles Henrickson

What is the current concensus of the KOSsacks and DUmmies? Are they admitting that the SRM was unfair in blaming the political right for the shooting? (I don’t have the intestinal fortitude to visit those sites this week.)


12 posted on 01/12/2011 10:25:39 AM PST by matt1234 (0bama's bunker phase: Nov. 2010 - Jan. 2013)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You missed a metaphor used by Kos:

2010 will be primary season

Season, as in "it's that time of year to go out, hunt down and kill something!!"

13 posted on 01/12/2011 10:28:46 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: Charles Henrickson

*


14 posted on 01/12/2011 10:43:32 AM PST by PMAS
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To: Charles Henrickson
I made a VERY poor choice of words when I partially titled the diary, "now dead to me."

Very poor choice of words. -- Ya think?

15 posted on 01/12/2011 10:52:56 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Season,

Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season.
Duck season.

16 posted on 01/12/2011 10:54:33 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The only thing worse than a gay, suicidal, Giffords-hating, commie lib lawyer posting on Kos is another gay, suicidal, Giffords-hating, commie lib lawyer posting on Kos.


17 posted on 01/12/2011 11:02:06 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer ("New laws are always a "good idea" until the first time you have to enforce them." - Unknown)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is that Kos? I have never seen a picture of him before but be looks like the younger brother of the actor John Cryer. Doofy looking.
18 posted on 01/12/2011 11:39:44 AM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: Arrowhead1952
From the end of the loser BoyBlue's tirade/apology.

However, I HAVE to offer a heartfelt "**** you (edited)" to the right wing blogs AND the New York Times' Matt Bai, for even mentioning my username here in ANY connection to that unspeakable and unthinkable horror. If my real name ever gets out there because of a simple diary posted here three days ago, I shall sue for defamation. Libel, to be specific.

I am still in shock over this horror in MY community. But i am also shocked and stunned that my diary of three days ago here would be all over the place online, and including the supposed "paper of record". I'm in a daze over all this. Thank you for reading.

What exactly would this loser sue for in terms of defamation? It would seem almost worth it to try and find his identity; I wonder if he would have posted so violently in the first place had he not been under an alias? Seems like he could be a dangerous individual. Tried to kill himself, lost his job and his wife, and posts increasingly bizarre rants on a far left website.

19 posted on 01/12/2011 11:53:57 AM PST by Carling (Remember November)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20!


20 posted on 01/12/2011 11:59:08 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Carling
What exactly would this loser sue for in terms of defamation?

Maybe for linking his suicidal moonbat semen-dreamin online personlity to his real-life suicidal moonbat semen-dreamin self? Just a guess.
21 posted on 01/12/2011 12:11:20 PM PST by domeika
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To: Carling
I wonder if he would have posted so violently in the first place had he not been under an alias?

Yup, once it is in electrons on the net, it is there forever. I keep telling my daughter that whatever she puts on her FB page can be used against her later.

22 posted on 01/12/2011 12:13:21 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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To: Carling; FlingWingFlyer; domeika; PJ-Comix
KOmmie BoyBlue's real name is no big secret. He himself has posted it, with his edress, in his KOmmieland diaries.

But I would rather not have it posted here. After all, BoyBlue, an admitted homosexual, is mentally unstable anyway, prone to fits of rage. By his own admission, BoyBlue has previously ATTEMPTED MURDER (of himself), with a GUN!

23 posted on 01/12/2011 12:43:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: OldMissileer; PJ-Comix
Is that Kos? I have never seen a picture of him before. . . .

Yes, that is indeed Head KOmmie Kos, Markos "Mousetits" Moulitsas.


24 posted on 01/12/2011 12:57:59 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good stuff -— Thanks ................................ FRegards


25 posted on 01/12/2011 2:05:03 PM PST by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms .................. FRegards)
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To: Charles Henrickson

26 posted on 01/12/2011 2:24:08 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oooo, top 30! Wow! Gosh!


27 posted on 01/12/2011 2:43:24 PM PST by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ahh..the non-apology apology always works for the DUmmies!


28 posted on 01/12/2011 2:44:57 PM PST by LUV W (Thank God)
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To: LUV W

Don’t it though.


29 posted on 01/12/2011 2:56:20 PM PST by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good research, great song parody!


30 posted on 01/12/2011 4:29:36 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

You might have noticed that Pitt sort of answered my charge of hypocrisy. This morning I spotted a thread by him in which he advises fellow DUmmies to think twice when they post remarks when they are angry. He also stated that he’s been there. Therefore, Pitt is now trying to pass off his angry violent fantasies as just spurts of rage which he should have thought twice before posting.


31 posted on 01/12/2011 5:03:58 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Carling
...lost his job and his wife...

Wife? Is that what your calling it, a wife, as in a female person?

Nah!!!!

32 posted on 01/12/2011 5:07:01 PM PST by Alas Babylon!
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To: Carling
lost his job and his wife,

No, he lost his boyfriend. He is queerly deranged.

33 posted on 01/12/2011 5:25:43 PM PST by submarinerswife (Stay focused and determined. Our destination is NOVEMBER!!)
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To: Carling; FlingWingFlyer; domeika; PJ-Comix; Alas Babylon!; submarinerswife
Seems like he could be a dangerous individual. Tried to kill himself, lost his job and his wife, and posts increasingly bizarre rants on a far left website.

You know in his January 6 rant, BoyBlue wrote:

I am gay and had been married and my spouse left me January 15, 2010. I shot myself in the mouth in a serious suicide attempt, because of that. Barely surviving, I spent two months in the hospital and still have some paralysis. I did receive a severance from my employer, as i had been laid off in December, 2009. That may have been part of the reason my spouse left me.

And my first reaction was to think: You know, BoyBlue, your wife may have left you, not because you were laid off, but because she found out YOU'RE A HOMO!

But then I thought: Hmm, I wonder why BoyBlew says "my SPOUSE left me"? Who would talk like that? No, by "spouse," this guy probably means his butt buddy!

Side note: In the Comments section of the January 9 "apology," someone, not knowing that BB was a male, referred to him as a "she." This got BB upset, and he replied:

JUST PLEASE GET MY GENDER CORRECT.

Well, BoyBlue, you really ought to follow your own advice!

34 posted on 01/12/2011 8:21:48 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Carling; FlingWingFlyer; domeika; PJ-Comix; Alas Babylon!; submarinerswife
Seems like he could be a dangerous individual. Tried to kill himself, lost his job and his wife, and posts increasingly bizarre rants on a far left website.

You know in his January 6 rant, BoyBlue wrote:

I am gay and had been married and my spouse left me January 15, 2010. I shot myself in the mouth in a serious suicide attempt, because of that. Barely surviving, I spent two months in the hospital and still have some paralysis. I did receive a severance from my employer, as i had been laid off in December, 2009. That may have been part of the reason my spouse left me.

And my first reaction was to think: You know, BoyBlue, your wife may have left you, not because you were laid off, but because she found out YOU'RE A HOMO!

But then I thought: Hmm, I wonder why BoyBlew says "my SPOUSE left me"? Who would talk like that? No, by "spouse," this guy probably means his butt buddy!

Side note: In the Comments section of the January 9 "apology," someone, not knowing that BB was a male, referred to him as a "she." This got BB upset, and he replied:

JUST PLEASE GET MY GENDER CORRECT.

Well, BoyBlue, you really ought to follow your own advice!

35 posted on 01/12/2011 8:22:00 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Alas Babylon!

Should have named himself BoyBlew, I guess. ;)

I missed that he is gay.


36 posted on 01/12/2011 10:26:29 PM PST by Carling (Remember November)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This cracks me up, calling Rep Giffords a 'Blue Dog' democrat. Her ACU ratings for 2008 and 2009 is a 20!. A lousy, stinking 20. That's not 'Blue Dog' in my book. But to the KOmmieKids and DUmmies I guess that means she's a 'traitor to the cause' and 'warrants a target'.

And out of 25 votes in '09, she 'strayed' on FIVE out of 25 votes and voted 'conservative' on these bills:

#5: Omnibus Appropriations for FY 2009 HR 1105 (Roll Call 86)
'.. it increased government spending by 8.4 percent on top of increases in the “Stimulus” bill. ACU opposed this example of irresponsible omnibus spending. (and so did Giffords)

#9: Elected Office Crimes. HR 1728 (Roll Call 238) '...bill that watered down an amendment approved in committee to bar ACORN..people who have been convicted of election law violations from access to funds... This version only applies to executives of an organization that have been convicted of a felony. ACU opposed this effort to protect ACORN... (and so did Giffords)

#12: Cash for Clunkers. HR 2751 (Roll Call 314)
'...ACU saw that this program would be as wasteful and ineffective as it turned out to be, and so opposed it. (and so did Giffords)

#22: Estate Tax Repeal. HR 4154 (Roll Call 928)
'...ACU supports permanent repeal of the death tax, and so supported this amendment.. (and so did Giffords)

#24: Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP). HR 4173 (Roll Call 967)
'...The House defeated an attempt to repeal the Troubled Asset Relief Program and lower the national debt limit. ACU supports both these goals... (and so did Giffords)

Guess that's it takes to drive a KOmmie over the edge and say she's 'dead to me'. And for Kos himself to 'target her'.

(But how dare she vote against grabbing 'Rich, Old, Dead White Guys' money so Dems could spend it like drunken sailors?)

37 posted on 01/13/2011 6:45:12 AM PST by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Who do they think they are fooling? They are doing an excellent job fooling themselves, not us


38 posted on 01/13/2011 9:54:25 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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