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DUmmie FUnnies 05-18-10 (DUmmies join Jeremiah Wright under the bus!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 18, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/18/2010 8:23:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are realizing what the Rev. Jeremiah Wright is now saying: Barry USED me like a five-dollar hooker and then threw me UNDER THE BUS! Read about it here, in this THREAD, "Ex-Obama pastor: 'Obama threw me under the bus.'"

Of course, some of the Obamassiah True Believers think Jerry done Barry wrong by hurting him politically, but most of the DUmmies are ready to join Rev. Wright on the pavement.

So let's all join the crowd under the chassis, where the comments are in Roadkill Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, recalling that the original Jeremiah got thrown into a pit--which reminds me, Where IS Pitt?--is in the [Barackets]:

Ex-Obama pastor: 'Obama threw me under the bus'

[DUmmies: 'We know the feeling!']

The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's controversial former pastor, said . . . that he is "toxic" to the Obama administration and that the president "threw me under the bus."

[Toxic DUmp.]

"No one in the Obama administration will respond to me, listen to me, talk to me or read anything that I write to them."

[Jeremiah's chickens . . . comin' home to roost!]

"When Obama threw me under the bus, he threw me under the bus literally!"

[Literally! In a figurative sort of way. . . . Now on to the DUmmies . . .]

I was wondering when he'd rear his ugly head.

[THAT'S RACIST!]

And yet, that hateful Rick Warren, is still in favor. I guess it's okay to use inflammatory language so long as it's against homosexuals.

[Homosexuals rearing their heads.]

Obama is man of political expedience. The reason we are all so pissed about it is that we were all suckered by his slick presentation on the campaign trail (at least I was) and now we are being made to be fools. Quite frankly, it sucks.

[G*d D*MN Obama!!!]

You're being obtuse and dense.

[That's just DUmmie being DUmmie.]

If you are saying that first and foremost Obama is a hypocrite and a shill, then I am with you.

[Amazing how Obama brings us together, isn't it?]

Obama used his 20 year relationship with Wright as long as it benefited him. Then he jettisoned him.

[Theme song from The Jettisons: "Well, we're moving on down . . . to the street side. . . ."]

Right now I feel like the classic jilted lover. I took it up the ass because he said he'd love me in the morning.

[The heartbreak of Ben Burch Syndrome.]

personally i think he deserved to be thrown under the bus. that man tried to hurt obama with his bullsh*t.

[Jeremiah with his bullsh*t . . .]

Obama JOINED Wrights congregation for "political" expediency, mostly because it was an influential church in the community he was attempting to organize. Leaving Wright, when he became "inexpedient" was merely a continuation of the purpose.

[DUmmie zipplewrath, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

Wright married the Obamas, baptized their children, and gave Obama "The Audicity of Hope" title

[The Expediency of Wright.]

Maybe if Americans weren't so racist, he could have stayed in his church

[G*d D*MN AmeriKKKa!!!]

remember that speech about how much Obama claimed to love Wright? Equated him with a grandparent. Then, almost immediately. . . .

[Soylent Wright is people.]

It's getting awfully crowded under here!

[E UNDERBUS POSSUM!]

when he spouted insane nonsense . . . is when he was revealed for the vain nutjob he is.

[No wonder DU loves him!]

"he threw me under the bus literally!" no. FIGURATIVELY, you idiot!

[Racist wordophobe!]

obama didn't throw him under the bus. wright threw himself onto the path of the bus, and the republicans and the media drove the bus over him.

[Bus's fault!]

I hope Jeremiah Wright continues speaking truth to power.

["Speaking truth to power"! Drink up!]

Obama has an enormous bus.

[Don't be so hard on Michelle! It's genetic.]

it is time to retire the "under the bus" metaphor and come up with a new one.

[Throw the bus under the bus!]

The last time I actually saw footage of the good Reverend, he actually looked & sounded deranged.

[Bus Derangement Syndrome.]

Sorry to mix metaphors but Jeremiah Wright is a train wreck.

[Campaigns, Trains, and Obama Big Wheels.]

The idiot chucked himself under the bus. Oh, wait. He probably believes "the Jews" told Obama to throw him under there.

[Rahm for one more!]

The nation's least exclusive club: People the Prez Threw Under The Bus.

[Democratic Underbus!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; jeremiahwright; obama; underthebus; wright
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1 posted on 05/18/2010 8:23:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/18/2010 8:25:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (E UNDERBUS POSSUM)
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To: Charles Henrickson

3!


3 posted on 05/18/2010 8:26:19 PM PDT by RatsDawg
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To: Charles Henrickson

I am so IN! Wow... my earliest..


4 posted on 05/18/2010 8:26:28 PM PDT by Paradox (Socialism - trickle up poverty.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

3!


5 posted on 05/18/2010 8:26:43 PM PDT by RatsDawg
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Bus's fault!]

ROTFL!!! Cudos! You've got some brilliant comebacks on this one. IMHO.

6 posted on 05/18/2010 8:30:08 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Politics is only about money and the power to control it. ALL of it!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LMAO, they’ll be sucking his tailpipe come 2012.


7 posted on 05/18/2010 8:30:58 PM PDT by MaxMax (Conservatism isn't a party)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top ten! Oooraagh!


8 posted on 05/18/2010 8:33:04 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top ten! Ooooraagh!


9 posted on 05/18/2010 8:33:29 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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To: Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are waking up? What? He’s not paying their bills? They looked under their sofa cushion and no Pontiac keys? But I’m sure they’ll still head to the polls to vote for Democrats in November like good boys & girls...


10 posted on 05/18/2010 8:33:59 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Don't care if he was born in a manger on July 4th! A "Natural Born" citizen requires two US parents!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I like the bus derangement syndrome line.


11 posted on 05/18/2010 8:34:36 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
ZoBama's Under My Bus
12 posted on 05/18/2010 8:34:53 PM PDT by kanawa
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To: RatsDawg

FAIL


13 posted on 05/18/2010 8:35:28 PM PDT by RatsDawg
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To: Charles Henrickson
You're being obtuse and dense.

DUmmie is as DUmmie does.

14 posted on 05/18/2010 8:36:02 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: MaxMax
...they’ll be sucking his tailpipe come 2012.

Trying to "suck start" the bus?

15 posted on 05/18/2010 8:37:51 PM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 16?


16 posted on 05/18/2010 8:38:29 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who rides on a scorpion should not be surprised when he last hears "it is my nature.")
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To: MaxMax
"LMAO, they’ll be sucking his tailpipe come 2012."

"Mr. Larry Sinclair, please pick up the pink courtesy phone."

17 posted on 05/18/2010 8:39:17 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Don't care if he was born in a manger on July 4th! A "Natural Born" citizen requires two US parents!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama JOINED Wrights congregation for "political" expediency, mostly because it was an influential church in the community he was attempting to organize. Leaving Wright, when he became "inexpedient" was merely a continuation of the purpose.

[DUmmie zipplewrath, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

There!

18 posted on 05/18/2010 8:40:27 PM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!)
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To: LUV W

DUmmies have always been on the slow side.


19 posted on 05/18/2010 8:41:44 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It's getting awfully crowded under here!

[E UNDERBUS POSSUM!]

Now, that's funny!

20 posted on 05/18/2010 8:43:00 PM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!)
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