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DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-10 ("Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes to pass HCR!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2010 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/11/2010 6:16:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix

WOO! HOO! The DUmmies and KOmmies are celebrating the passage of ObamaCare before it actually happens. Why? Because Nancy Pelosi has SAID she has the votes to pass ObamaCare. Of course, one has to wonder why, if she has the votes, she doesn't immediately call for a vote in the House. A skeptic might suggest that she does NOT have the votes and is just blowing smoke. No matter. There is great jubilation in DUmmieland and KOmmieland as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes to pass HCR!" and this KOmmie THREAD, "Pelosi: 'We have the votes.'" So let us now join the DUmmies and KOmmies in the middle of their victory celebrations in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if a nekkid Rahm will be joining them in the locker room for their Freudenschade champagne, is in the [barackets]

Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes to pass HCR!

[Strange that she doesn't call for a vote. Not matter. Break out the victory champagne. FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!]

With or without a Public Option is the big question?

[How about with ANY option, my reality-challenged DUmmie??]

The house never voted on the Senate Bill. That's the bill they're going to vote on now.

[Back to sad reality.]

She's talking about passing the current Senate version which doesn't have a PO. That's step one. Step two is going to reconciliation where the PO has a good chance of being included as it saves $. Right now, Pelosi is trying to get assurances from the Senate that they will allow an up or down vote on the PO in reconciliation.

[Step 3 will be the realization that there will be NO reconciliation.]

THIS IS OUTSTANDING NEWS!!!!!! A HUGE VICTORY FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!!

[Yeah, guzzle down that victory champagne now. No need to wait for the mere technical detail of an actual vote.]

Pass it and then find out what's in it! What a way to run a country!!!

[A leap into the unknown. Way to go!!!]

You mean she has the votes to pass the Max Baucus Insurance Corporate Welfare act? If so, that's nothing to celebrate.

[Killjoy!]

Yes it's good to take time to appreciate a hard earned victory. I hope Nancy wasn't just blowing smoke.

[Perhaps it was that special sweet green smoke.]

If she had the votes she would bring it to the floor and take the vote. She wouldn't be talking about it.

[Please! Stop with the brutal reality! You're killing this victory party!]

If Nancy has the votes..then why not vote now Nancyyyyyyy?

[Nancyyyyyyy will call for a vote in just 24 business hours. And now to the KOmmies.]

Pelosi: "We have the votes".

[And the vote is scheduled for May 12, 2006.]

Ladies and gentleman. It appears that in short order this thing will be moving ahead and with Pelosi's proclamation that the votes are there.....HCR will be a reality.....very, very soon.

[Very, very soon. In just 24 business hours.]

If She Really Had The Votes For This... It would already be on the floor.

[Harsh reality seems to set in earlier among the KOmmies than with the incredibly naive DUmmies.]

Question is what did she give Stupak?

[A House Gym shower curtain?]

When she says she has the votes to pass HRC now, I really don't know what she means.

[She means she wishes she had the votes.]

Pelosi has been an excellent tactician. And I have no doubt she has the votes exactly as she claims to. She would not show her hand if it wasn't aces.

[Unless her judgment was affected by a Botox overdose.]

When she says she has the votes, she's got 'em. She knows how to play the game well enough to not make bluffs that will immediately be called out.

[She parked it.]

Exactly. Pelosi does not bluff.

[She banked it.]

She probably has MORE than enough votes and is now letting certain vulnerable incumbants in conservative districts know whether they can vote NO and have the bill still safely pass.... part of the recipe for making congressional sausage :)

[Is that you, Pollyanna?]

Rule number 1 of Congress: If you have the votes, take the vote. If you don't have the votes, keep talking.

[You dare cast aspersions upon the genius that is Nancy Pelosi?]

If Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes, you can rest assured she has them. It now looks like there is light at the end of this tunnel, and we've never been closer to a health care reform bill. Let's help her bring this thing home now by keeping the pressure on.

[I BEEEEEEELIIEEEEEEVE in Nancy Pelosi!!!]

If they could pass it today, why wouldn't they?

[They're waiting until the end of the D.C. Nosh Fest.]

I hope Speaker Pelosi is correct on HCR votes. But it ain't over till it's over, the House vote.

[Nancy Pelosi is just $10 away from passing ObamaCare.]

No we don't necessarily have the votes! The title of this diary is terribly misleading. Nancy gave a qualifed statement about having the votes, not an absolute statement of having the votes.

[Please don't ruin our fantasy!]

It's a typical politician's bluff.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

It is almost 2 months post-SOTU. We still don't have a bill. What are you people so excited about?

[Because they think the endless ObamaCare Groundhog Day is about to end.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; kommies; nancypelosi; obamacare
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1 posted on 03/11/2010 6:16:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/11/2010 6:17:58 AM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

In Nancy lies, the bill dies...


3 posted on 03/11/2010 6:18:37 AM PST by bigbob
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5!


4 posted on 03/11/2010 6:20:28 AM PST by landerwy (Zero lied, who else will die?)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 5


5 posted on 03/11/2010 6:20:55 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A. Einstein])
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To: Blue Jays

Nancy, Nancy, Nancy...she’s a mess.


6 posted on 03/11/2010 6:20:58 AM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, there’s a reason why the DUmmies get leg-humping, bed-wetting excited about passing ObamaCare. European political history teaches us that once we have socialized medicine, we will never get rid of it. And there will be a permanent bloc of voters supporting the party of the left, because they’re afraid conservatives will take away their “free” medical care.


7 posted on 03/11/2010 6:21:13 AM PST by Philo1962 (Iraq is terrorist flypaper. They go there to die.)
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To: PJ-Comix

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8 posted on 03/11/2010 6:21:43 AM PST by Kaslin (Acronym for Obama: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hope Nancy wasn't just blowing smoke.

Like a chimney.
9 posted on 03/11/2010 6:21:51 AM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


10 posted on 03/11/2010 6:23:53 AM PST by Poser (Enjoying Prime Rib for 58 Years!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Before reading I just have to comment on that picture of Nan......FNC just had a segment on fake doctors going to Home Depot, buying caulking silicon and convincing idiot women into having it injected into their faces. ((((shudder))))

I feel this is a perfectly plausible explanation for Pelosi's face......now I'll read :)

11 posted on 03/11/2010 6:27:02 AM PST by CAluvdubya (We need a Commander-in-Chief, not a professor of Law standing at a lectern-Palin 2010)
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To: PJ-Comix

Given Pelosi’s history, I wouldn’t underestimate her if she says she has the votes.


12 posted on 03/11/2010 6:30:25 AM PST by fso301
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To: Philo1962
European political history teaches us that once we have socialized medicine, we will never get rid of it.

A not so minor difference exists here, tho. DU/Kos/HuffPo folks don't really care what's in the HCR bill. It could force all Americans to utilize canine feces for toothpaste and they wouldn't bat an eye.

To these morons, if it passes, it's a win for Opossum and absolutely legitimizes him and vaults him into the echelon of "great POTUS's.

13 posted on 03/11/2010 6:32:17 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Freepmail me to get on the Bourbon ping list.)
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DUMMIE FUNNIES Coupons 101
14 posted on 03/11/2010 6:35:50 AM PST by envisio (w)
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Pass it and then find out what's in it! What a way to run a country!!!

Do I detect a little sarcasm?

15 posted on 03/11/2010 6:42:46 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A. Einstein])
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To: fso301

Given Pelosi’s history, I’m gonna laugh at her when she says she has the votes.


16 posted on 03/11/2010 6:47:36 AM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin!)
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To: PJ-Comix
If She Really Had The Votes For This... It would already be on the floor

It appears that with all the Freudenschade celebrations going on, many DUers & KOS kids may already be on the floor...

17 posted on 03/11/2010 7:00:08 AM PST by mikrofon (More whine & cheeze!)
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To: PJ-Comix

ObamaCare Groundhog Day! lol!


18 posted on 03/11/2010 7:02:17 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I wish they would stop calling it “health care reform.” The title is a lie. This has nothing to do with the quality of health care. It’s an attempt by the government bureaucracy to take control of a huge chunk of the insurance industry.


19 posted on 03/11/2010 7:07:43 AM PST by Philo1962 (Iraq is terrorist flypaper. They go there to die.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nancy Pelosi says she has the votes to pass HCR!

[Strange that she doesn't call for a vote. . . .


Pass it and then find out what's in it! What a way to run a country!!!

[A leap into the unknown. Way to go!!!]

Someone forgot the < /sarcasm> tag or that was a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL]


You mean she has the votes to pass the Max Baucus Insurance Corporate Welfare act? If so, that's nothing to celebrate.

[Killjoy!]

[Killjoy!] #1


If she had the votes she would bring it to the floor and take the vote. She wouldn't be talking about it.

[Killjoy!] # 2


If She Really Had The Votes For This... It would already be on the floor

[Killjoy KOmmie]


It is almost 2 months post-SOTU. We still don't have a bill. What are you people so excited about?

Nancy, you LIE!!

20 posted on 03/11/2010 7:10:23 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Hey zero, It is NOT Bush's fault anymore.)
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