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DUmmie FUnnies 09-17-09 (Dennis Kucinich Predicts DOOM For Public Option)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 17, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/17/2009 5:39:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are in a state of depression. On the heels of the Max Baucus bipartisan Senate bill (bipartisan in that BOTH Democrats and Republicans hate it) a glum Dennis Kucinich is predicting DOOM for any ObamaCare bill containing a public option as you can see in this THREAD, "Kucinich has a diary up at Daily Kos predicting doom for the public option."

A side note here before we proceed further. A certain WILLIAMS RIVERS PITT served briefly as the press secretary for Dennis Kucinich in early 2004. Yes, Will finally had a REAL JOB in the world of politics after all these many years of leeching off his trust fund payments. So how did Will show his gratitude? By BETRAYING Kucinich from the first moment he stepped in as press secretary. Pitt had only one goal in mind: to make John Kerry like him by photocopying internal Kucinich campaign documents from the get-go and passing them over to the Kerry camp. Kerry probably didn't even ask Pitt to perform this disservice to Kucinich since the Kookster posed absolutely no threat to his campaign. This was entirely the idea of the Magic Man who was hoping for an official position in the Kerry campaign and possibly in his future presidential administration by lowering himself to the level of a backstabbing betrayer. SEE MUMSY! TAKE A LOOK PAPA! All those years of pouring out those trust funds that went down the drain at Bukowski's and now, at long last, I AM SOMEBODY! Aren't you proud of your little Sonny Boy!

Okay, back to Kucinich and the doomed public option. The stir that Kucinich is causing in DUmmieland over his prediction on no public option is angering many DUmmies precisely because they DON'T like hearing the bitter truth. They know this is what is going down but they just don't like to face that horrible reality. Well, get used to it, DUmmies. NO PUBLIC OPTION!!! Will Pitt isn't the only betrayer. Your own president, the beloved Barack, is also betraying you by pulling the public option rug right from under you. So let us now watch the DUmmies confronted with Dr. Kucinich's prognosis of public option death in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding the Pittster to be sure to include blue martinis, mojitos, and margaritas as part of the liquid refreshment at his upcoming wedding, is in the [barackets]:

Kucinich has a diary up at Daily Kos predicting doom for the public option

[Please no! We can't tolerate hearing the AWFUL truth!]

It's attracting all the naysayers, but pissing off a lot of people in the process (four people troll-rated it): some calling him depressing, others calling it a hit-and-run diary (one of the Daily Kos editors included) and some asking why he isn't trying to change the outcome.

[Yes, we once placed our entire future happiness on the fate of public option and now it is Gone...With the Wind. And now the doubly depressed DUmmies weigh in...]

As much as I respect Kucinich speaking truth to power, I hope he's wrong and will help make the outcome (contact my reps) a positive bill that will contain a Public Option.

[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make public option into a real live bill. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make public option real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make public option real. Please make public option a real bill. Please, Blue Fairy, make public option into a real bill. Please...]

F*ck DK! He is a unhelpful, bitter, fool.

[Stop with the painful truth! It hurts too much to hear it!]

Don't be another dennis..another fail pusher. We Can Do This.

[Talk to the hand of the Blue Fairy.]

don't worry, max's peice of shit bill is going nowhere.

[No but it stalled things long enough for public option to go into free fall.]

Who put single payer off the table?

[Not the Blue Fairy. She will help you. Place all your faith in the Blue Fairy.]

He's a professional doom and gloomer. Just like McGovern, Carter, Mondale, and Dukakis. All losers.

[All Democrats... oh, and you can add Barack to that list.]

Not too impressed with dennis lately.

[Will Pitt will console you with copies of Kucinich internal campaign documents that he stole.]

DK and his Ilk are all about score keeping. I plan on running up the score while I can. It's obvious to me that he is setting the stage to try and run against Obama in 2012. The man is a grandstander who gets nothing accomplished.

[That latter description sure describes a certain patron of Bukowski's.]

The public option has been dead for months.

[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make public option into a real live bill. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make public option real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make public option real. Please make public option a real bill. Please, Blue Fairy, make public option into a real bill. Please...]

DK is dead to me now.. Which sucks because I used to love the guy. He should probably just call it quits because he's not going to win another election talking this kind of smack.

[The first time DK is right about something (death of public option) and for this you hate him.]

I loved him as recently as last year. He has changed, it's bloody obvious.

[What changed is that he has told you a very bitter truth. And for this you hate him.]

What's his problem..is he thinking he wants to be right?..the first to say "I told you so"? The leader of the Fail PUSHERS? The Head of the Piss and Whine Brigade?

[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make public option into a real live bill. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make public option real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make public option real. Please make public option a real bill. Please, Blue Fairy, make public option into a real bill. Please...]

There won't be a public option.

[And this DUmmie WINS A Kewpie Doll! Or would you prefer a Blue Fairy?]

It would be one thing if Kucinich was fighting to preserve a public option, but all he's doing is predicting doom. At the very least, he could stick to supporting single-payer instead of pushing the doom meme in his fundraising appeals.

[I'm predicting that you will soon have an appointment with the Blue Fairy.]

Kucinich needs to shit or get off the pot. He knows that single-payer isn't going to pass this year. His grandstanding (which is not his support for single payer, but his inaction to get a public option passed while doing nothing but predicting gloom) serves no friggin purpose.

[Kucinich tried to get off the pot but found it too relaxing.]

Dennis, you should know better. Now put stuff in your diary that people want to see, like naked pictures of your hot wife.

[Will there be Playboy spreads of Dennis' wife and the Blue Fairy?]

He's an attention whore

[DK or WP?]

Personally I think that petitions are worthless. One hundred letters makes more of an impression than one sheet of paper with one hundred names on it. Call, write, or fax your Representative and Senators. Make noise.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

Obama is NOT gonna deliver Health Care to the masses.

[Blue Fairy? Please...please, please make public option into a real live bill. Please...Blue Fairy? Please...please...make public option real. Blue Fairy? Please, please make public option real. Please make public option a real bill. Please, Blue Fairy, make public option into a real bill. Please...]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: denniskucinich; dummies; obamacare; publicoption
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Will there be a Joe Wilson type incident when a Gaia priestess performs the ceremony at a certain New England wedding next month? Hmmm....
1 posted on 09/17/2009 5:39:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IBTP!


2 posted on 09/17/2009 5:39:46 AM PDT by BattleHymn
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I wonder if they have tried clicking their heels together three times?


3 posted on 09/17/2009 5:42:11 AM PDT by BattleHymn
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 09/17/2009 5:42:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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5!


5 posted on 09/17/2009 5:46:20 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: PJ-Comix

6 posted on 09/17/2009 5:47:15 AM PDT by nascarnation
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Have they weighed in on ACORN yet? Did I miss it? That would be funny! Love your stuff. Keep up the good work.


7 posted on 09/17/2009 5:52:45 AM PDT by manic4organic (We Are S0 Screwed)
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8?


8 posted on 09/17/2009 5:58:13 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for 0bama: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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Will there be a Joe Wilson type incident when a Gaia priestess performs the ceremony at a certain New England wedding next month? Hmmm....

Huh?

I'm clueless.... which, at my age.... is becoming all too normal...

9 posted on 09/17/2009 5:58:37 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Does "We All Weed Up" Indicate Obama Is Now Channeling Bob Marley?)
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Will there be a Joe Wilson type incident when a Gaia priestess performs the ceremony at a certain New England wedding next month? Hmmm....

Huh?

I'm clueless.... which, at my age.... is becoming all too normal...

10 posted on 09/17/2009 5:59:04 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Does "We All Weed Up" Indicate Obama Is Now Channeling Bob Marley?)
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DK is dead to me now.. Which sucks because I used to love the guy. He should probably just call it quits because he's not going to win another election talking this kind of smack.

[The first time DK is right about something (death of public option) and for this you hate him.]

Looks like the DUmmies, KOS kids and HUFFPOs are throwing everyone they don't agree with under the bus.


I loved him as recently as last year. He has changed, it's bloody obvious.

[What changed is that he has told you a very bitter truth. And for this you hate him.]

They are really a bunch of turncoats. From love to hate in less than a few months.

11 posted on 09/17/2009 6:00:08 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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Top business hours 10. To read....


12 posted on 09/17/2009 6:04:03 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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Did you see Pittster’s take on DC 9/12?. His case of wet brain from too much time at Bukowski’s is getting worse by the day......


13 posted on 09/17/2009 6:08:10 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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Looks like the DUmmies, KOS kids and HUFFPOs are throwing everyone they don’t agree with under the bus.

Yup. The more they do this, the less people will be on the bus to vote for their plans. It is how abortion minded folks think. If it is displeasing to you, get rid of it instead of working with what ya got to improve it.


14 posted on 09/17/2009 6:09:29 AM PDT by wombtotomb (Equal opportunity does not mean equal OUTCOME!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama is NOT gonna deliver Health Care to the masses.


15 posted on 09/17/2009 6:19:28 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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>>>>>be sure to include blue martinis, mojitos, and margaritas as part of the liquid refreshment at his upcoming wedding,<<<<<<

Hey Abs, can you tell Pitt what liquors a whatnot to have on hand to make these particular drinks.

Sorry PJ, but if it was my wedding, you’d have to settle for BudLight and BBQ ribs. But hey, you might get to meet Tom Arnold.


16 posted on 09/17/2009 6:27:14 AM PDT by envisio (Wanna understand all the problems with this country? Google "Kanye West".)
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Now put stuff in your diary that people want to see, like naked pictures of your hot wife.

Finally a DUmmie says something I can agree with!

.

17 posted on 09/17/2009 6:29:39 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Whoo Hoo, top 100!

These socialists never cease to amaze me.

18 posted on 09/17/2009 6:32:32 AM PDT by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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>>>>>be sure to include blue martinis, mojitos, and margaritas as part of the liquid refreshment at his upcoming wedding,<<<<<<
Hey Abs, can you tell Pitt what liquors a whatnot to have on hand to make these particular drinks.


liquors: skyy vodka, dry vermouth, blue curacao, rum, tequila. mixes: simple syrup, sweet and sour. garnishes: cocktail onions, mint leaves, limes.

sounds like a bunch of fruitcakes.
19 posted on 09/17/2009 6:35:15 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin', meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner.. what?)
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Sorry PJ, but if it was my wedding, you’d have to settle for BudLight and BBQ ribs.

BuddLight for a wedding? You want to piss off the guests? I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago, and they served a WIDE RANGE of drinks including those I mentioned. Only thing wrong is that the reception STARTED after 9 P.M. and lasted until after 1 in the morning. Bad timing. They should have started at least 3 hours earlier.

20 posted on 09/17/2009 6:38:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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