Posted on 04/14/2009 12:28:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The DUmmies don't know what to do. Navy SEALs rescue an American hostage, and they have to kill several pirates in the process--pirates of color, to boot! Now normally this would be a time for the DUmmies to denounce AmeriKKKa and condemn our eeevil military. But because BlackBarry is the ostensible Commander-in-Chief at the moment, the DUmmies find themselves betwixt and between. Should we cheer or should we boo? Witness this THREAD, "RAH RAH USA. . .and to the MALCONTENTS: TOUGH SH*T."
But before we go to the DUmmies, it seems the Somalian Pirates have learned a thing or two from Brother Barack. Click the music link and sing along!
SOMALIAN PIRATES
Tune: "Lincoln Park Pirates"
In Somalia where I live, there's a, there's an outfit that'd hijack almost anything on the sea. But they deal mostly with ships, and we call 'em, "Somalian Pirates. . . ."
The vessels are out on the ocean tonight
The calm sea makes nary a splash
The merchants are haulin'
The trawlers are trawlin'
But somebody's fishin' for cash
Yes, those crewmen are mindin' their business, he said
But we got work of our own
So hijack their boats
And we'll write ransom notes
And we'll see who will float us a loan
To me, way, hey, make 'em all pay
Somalian Pirates are we
We plunder the nations
It's called reparations
We're spreadin' the wealth 'round, you see
To me, way, hey, make 'em all pay
We're not doin' anything new
When ships want to sail out
We make 'em our bailout
Somalis need stimulus too
Obama's a brother from Kenya
A leader who's canny and wise
He will softly and smooth "yes we can" ya
And rob you in front of your eyes
So we've taken a page from his playbook
And we're changin' the words that we use
No longer we'll call it a "ransom"
"Investment's" the term that we choose
To me, way, hey, make 'em all pay
Somalian Pirates are we
We plunder the nations
It's called reparations
We're spreadin' the wealth 'round, you see
To me, way, hey, make 'em all pay
We're not doin' anything new
When ships want to sail out
We make 'em our bailout
Somalis need stimulus too
And when all the ships have been boarded
And all of their owners are broke
Then we'll have to do like Barack Obama
And find some new suckers to soak
'Cause even with all of the ransoms
There's millions more dollars we need
Now for money supply it's
The Washington Pirates
Obama, Pelosi, and Reid
To me, way, hey, make 'em all pay
Somalian Pirates are we
We plunder the nations
It's called reparations
We're spreadin' the wealth 'round, you see
To me, way, hey, make 'em all pay
Now soon we'll be done with the sea
No more brazen attacks
We'll just raise the tax
Let's join the thieves in DC!
So now, mateys, let us sail over to the H.M.S. DUmmieland and see what the word is there, in Bolshevik Red, while the the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel--back now from a Lenten DUFU fast--is in the [Barackets]:
RAH RAH USA. . .and to the MALCONTENTS: TOUGH SH*T
[RUH ROH . . . I SMELL TROUBLE!]
I know this is the Democratic Underground and some of us don't like the RAH RAH sentiments expressed but TOUGH SH*T.
["USA! USA! USA!" But wait. . . Didn't Pied Piper Pitt once say this kind of cheering was imperialistic? I'm confused.]
The Maersk Alabama was delivering RELIEF SUPPLIES TO AFRICA!
[Oh, well then, I guess that makes it all right that we rescued them. If they had just been doing typical capitalist stuff, like exploiting the African-Africans, then we shouldn't have tried to save them.]
Our President was being criticized by the right for not doing enough and not moving fast enough, yet our Navy successfully rescued the captain. . .so excuse the F*CK OUT OF ME FOR SAYING RAH RAH USA
[Our Navy could not have done it without OUR PRESIDENT! RAH RAH USA! Now on to the other DUmmies. . . .]
I have to wonder why the media chooses to highlight this incident. There is always more to the story. And with Somalia there is a lot more.
[Of course Somalia has been exploited by eeevil white nations and their greedy corporations, so that's why the corporate media lapdogs make a big deal out of this.]
Your not the only one who thinks this is way overhyped.
[So they rescued an American white male. Big whoop.]
"way overhyped"? Consider this: Had it NOT worked worked out so flawlessly--- ie: had captain Phillips been killed (a very DISTINCT possibility under the circumstances), the anti-Obama machine would have gone into FRENZIED overdrive!
[So we HAD to rescue that captain guy. Otherwise, it would have been BAD FOR OBAMA!]
this story gets extra rah-rah attention because guns were involved. This is red meat to American military fetishists. . . .
[Happiness Is a Warm Gun.]
Maybe now the world can start a proactive response to stopping these type of crimes, instead of a reactive one.
[Somalia needs Midnight Basketball.]
the biggest national sunday news programs led with the piracy story while on another there was some small mention about legalizing pot, a much more worthy topic.
[Pot rights over pirates.]
couldn't the shipping co pay the 2 MIL to ensure his release and then all relevant countries do something more general to reduce the piracy. . . .
[So paying ransoms is going to REDUCE piracy??]
I suspect most Somalis involved in this practice to date will turn to something easier.
[Like applying for a government bailout.]
the somalis originally were doing it to stop illegal dumping and fishing off their coast. . . .
[Undoubtedly Bush's fault.]
And really, how much do you know or care about Somalia, and the history of the United States intervening in that country?
[We deserved it.]
This was the FIRST pirate attack on an American ship in more than 200 years. . . .
['Bout time they start attacking us again.]
You are not allowed to say nice things about America, only other countries. Cause we have done bad things - even with Obama in office USA is all evil, all the time. Wavering from that means your progressive card will be taken away. Remember, and repeat after me, America sucks, it is and always will be evil, and Iran is a far better place and you would be happier living there or cuba than here.
[I detect a note of sarcasm. Maybe you're a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]
Just think about the fake cowboy in chief and think about what he would have done. We'd have at least one more war we had no hope of winning.
[Now Bush is blamed for a non-existent war he didn't start, over an incident he was not involved with.]
President McCain would have been killed by stress by now. Instead, this would have been handled by President... Oh. My. God.
[Palin is the new Bush.]
I don't know alot about the situation in Somalia, but from general experience, chances are the activities down there by the United States are not noble. . . .
[Default mode: America is bad.]
Why rah, rah death? People were killed, although they are bad to you.
[Pirates are people, too. Pirates have feelings. They may be bad to you, but you're a white American, so you deserve it.]
there is defiantly a good number of pro "pirate death" people here. Almost more than pro "banker death" people.
[Pro "banker death" is still in the lead.]
Now we can go back to the root cause of the Somalian Piracy and fix that problem. Illegal dumping of Toxic wastes and the overfishing of their coastal waters by other countries.
[Toxic wastes and lack of fish oil cause one to hold people hostage and demand ransoms. Restless Somali Syndrome.]
Today we are all Freepers.
[LOUSY DUMMIE TROLL!!!]
This was a small test, but an important one, and President Obama's Navy passed.
[Only because it was President OBAMA'S Navy!]
putting TOUGH SH*T in there makes you look like an arrogant american ass. . . . i will NOT recommend this thread and hyper-patriotism is just so... *yawn*
[Patriotism . . . yuk!]
I am happy about the rescue, but it doesn't address the root problems.
[Which have to be America's fault somehow.]
The root problem for the pirates is greed, laziness and stupidity. They are extorting millions and endangering innocents.
[RACIST!]
IM GONNA PUT A HUGH FLAG ON MA TRUCK SERIES! AND CHANT USA USA USA LIKE A MINDLESS MORAN. . . .
[You might be a DUmmie if you think that is funny.]
These people HATE Obama, liberals, progressives, Democrats. . . . Anyone to the left of John Birch.
[Or on the lap of Ben Burch.]
You know... this WON'T make your d*ck any bigger.
[This was Navy Seals, not Navy Cialis.]
Gosh. Have I landed on free republic by error?
[Smile! You're on DUmmie FUnnies!]
I'm not waving any flags and shouting "U.S.A.! U.S.A.!" like this was the hockey team beating the Russians or something. . . .
[Is that you, Will Pitt?]
Oh my.
Am I the first one?
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! PING!
You must be slow today, Charles.
I even read the whole thing before I posted.
Excellent work.
Hey, now, let's keep this particularly lady away from the double entendres, shall we?
Yo! Ho! Yo! Ho!
A pirate’s life for me!
Top 10 you scurvy land lubbers!
Arrrrbama.
Dateline: Somalia. Headline: Heroic President leads victorious military campaign.Body- Somali pirates likely dispatched by a local warlord captured the Captain of a merchant vessel and demanded a ransom for his release. The valiant military forces led by Hero President Obama rushed into action and secured the freedom of the ship captain by sending 3 pirates to the seafloor and capturing one alive with his bare hands.
There Harvey told himself. The 4 days of the worlds most powerful military being in a standoff with an unpowered rowboat were to no longer be a part of history. The White House Office of Truth and Information would send this out to the official media and it would be followed without question.
Soon everyone in the kingdom would forget what they saw as it happened live. They would forget the waiting and the yellow ribbons and the vigils as if they had never happened. They would no longer remember the President waving off questions about the seizure of the civilian vessel. They would no longer recall the Secretary of State having a bout of laughter when she was asked for a comment. No. From now on the President is the hero of the moment and he should be given single-handed credit for saving the ship captain from his captors. gtyrannysentinel.blogspot.com
tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com
aaaaarrrrr.... scurvy waterdog BoBama
This is great, those lib morons can't even fathom celebrating and rejoicing in any American success if it involves our fine men & women in the military.
DUmmie pirates remind me of an old story I heard about one.”
A little lad runs down to the pier and spots an “Old Salt” with a pegged leg, an eye patch and a hook for a right hand.
The little boy asks, “eh, Mr. Pirate, how did you get that peg on your leg?”
The pirate reponds, “Awrrrug, matey, I was tossed astern one night an’ a shark he comes and bites me leg clean off at the knee so me mates had to put this here peg on me stump.”
“Well,” the little boy asks, “What about that hook on your hand?”
The pirate says, “Awrrrug, I was in a great sea battle an’ a bloke, he cuts me hand off right at the wrist!”
“And the patch over your eye?” the little boy asks.
“Awrrrug, yes,” the pirate answers, “that was a strange one. I was on a watch up in the crows nest and a seagull, he comes and poops right in me eye!”
“But, you could have just wiped it out!” the little boy insists.
“Awrrrug, yes matey, I did just that...with ME HOOK!”
Funny isn't it? Do something normal like celebrate a captive being freed or a pirate being killed and you are a Freeper. To be called a DUmmie a Freeper would have to say something racist or celebrate the death of a political enemy's child or something similar to what the DUmmies do all the time.
Arrrgh Top 20. Welcome back from ye Lenten FR fasting....Arrrgh
Yeah man, they were ECO pirates. Now they are being oppressed in the name of the oil companies.
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