Posted on 05/05/2009 9:44:52 PM PDT by Gordon Greene
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The sole purpose of this comment is to offend Star-Trek-Lovin’, Monkey-Huggin’, Marvel-Comic-Readin’ evil-utionist wackos, as well as Christian-Bashin’, Pope-slammin’, pocket-protector-wearin’, nerd-bucket, Atheists. This poster not responsible for so-called moderate evo-atheists feelings who feel they’ve been caught in the crossfire (there’s no crossfire here… you can’t “half” believe in God). This response posted by a God-fearin’, Church-goin’, 6-Literal-Day-Creation-believin’, Bible-thumpin’, Pew-jumpin’, Jesus-freak. Any Atheist interested in worshipping the Flying-Spaghetti-Monster will have to consult Little Dickie Dawkins for instruction. NOTE: MY OPINION IS SUBJECT TO STAY THE SAME WITHOUT NOTICE… You see; if you don’t believe what you say, then it can’t be called a “belief”, now can it?
The Super-Secret Pseudo-Fictional World of Joe-Evo-Atheist
I liked myself a little Star Trek when I was a kid. Most of us did. Have you noticed that most Evil-utionists/Atheists and various blends of the two can’t stay away from the Trekkie conventions? I mean, they never let it go! They seem to be obsessed with UFO’s, Bigfoot, Paranormal activity… frankly, anything fictional. This is strange when you think about it. They talk to us God-fearin’ folk like we’ve lost our minds yet they love them some Sci-Fi channel like it’s a purdy girl!
‘Course, I got me a little theory myself (in the scientific sense… since it’s based on a whole lotta fact! (I’m a-gonna write real stooped-like so you’uns kin read it on the ‘puter like ya’ thank we’uns really conversate) Well, here goes!
When you ponder that evil-ution gobbledygook fer more ‘an a second you git to unnerstandin’ one thang: ‘ppears a whole lot like one o’ them there faky religions. Let me ‘splain…
You got some overanxious moo-ron with a pair o’ tweezers and a pen-knife diggin’ up a heap o’ dirt and draggin’ out some ol’ bones, then he goes an’ claims they got somethin’ wrote on ‘em ain’t nobody kin ‘cipher but the smart feller what went an’ dug ‘em up. Then you got some other feller readin’ the same bones an’ comin’ up with a tee-totally differ’nt set o’ answers all-together. Then when the first feller sez his answer is more better than the second one, they jes’ settle on somethin’ somewhere’s in betwixt the two. The two of ‘em hauls off an’ tells the Guvmint they got themselves somethin’ speshul, an’ next thing you know they got ‘em a boat-load o’ cash so they’s kin look fer more bones, an’ them firstest bones is a’ sittin’ up in some fancy buildin’ with folks a-passin’ thru it worshippin’ dem dried-up ol’ bones like they was some god ‘er sumpin’!
Look… I’ll make it plain and simple. You show me the evidence – I mean shore-‘nuff clear evidence of evil-ution and we’ll talk. I mean the real deal, not some fish you point to with an appendage resembling Peter Brady’s left ear (in a really dark-lit room). Otherwise, you’re wasting both of our time.
“But, Mr. ____hole moron, foolish, ignoramus, ‘Christian’ dude… we most assuredly did speak the truth to you in earnest and you and you won’t listen!!!”
Well, no… You didn’t. What you’ve done is rant about something you read in a book and argued with me about what the true meaning of “Theory” is (are… whatever). You’re full of plenty of questions but won’t answer a single, solitary direct question without pooping your arrogance all over the page, and frankly; I’m tired of smelling it.
Let’s talk when you’re ready to quit asking me to be so open-minded my brains fall out, all the while clinching your over-extended intellect so tightly, explosive diarrhea wouldn’t have a rats’ chance in Hades of squirting out.
Peace, love and spaghetti-monsters
Gordon Greene
“Ephesians 5:18 (NKJV) And do not be drunk with wine, in which is dissipation; but be filled with the Spirit,”
If you are implying what I think you’re implying sir, then I’ll have you know, that is one of the most offensive messages I have ever received!
I am perfectly capable of delivering totally incomprehensible posts stone-cold sober!!!
Good day, sir. I SAID, “GOOD DAY”!!!
WOW!
You still hung on even after so kindly asking to be removed from the “ping” list.
Looks like the Sci-Fi stuff really got you riled... Hate to waste your time here. I know you probably have important stuff to do like, oh say, getting your Mr. Spock ears sharpened for the movie premier! Or do you go Klingon?
“O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. - Robert Burns”
And this one, dr. lew...
“The great Creator to revere
Must sure become the creature
But still the preaching cant forbear,
And ev’n the rigid feature
Yet ne’er with wits profane to range
Be complaisance extended
An atheist laugh’s a poor exchange
For deity offended.”
Robert Burns
Marie, I would love to post something that might add weight to your argument, but when you’ve finished speaking there’s nothing left to say!
So all I can say is, “Let ‘em have it”!
GG
“I WAS in bed AND asleep but the alarm went off telling there was a post NOT about swine flu causing the next great extinction of life.”
And the supposed swine flu epedemic was about as true-to-life as the reality of your preshusss theorizzzzzzzzzzzzz.
And why the heck would anybody in their right mind let a post of any kind wake them from slumber? Ooops... answered my own question. Sorry!
Probably better than sharing the swine flu... if only slightly!
“I forgive you.”
That’s part of what makes our relationship so... well, so special. I’ve only known you for a short time but it seems like seconds. What we’ve shared is sacred (not in a “God” way, of course) but I feel it’s time we must go our separate ways. I’ll always treasure our time together and hope to see you on future posts so we can live, laugh and forgive again.
Sincerely,
Your brother in Christ,
Gordon Greene
“But I think I understand, when the bible doesn’t make sense it’s poetry, and when it confirms your notions it should be taken literally.”
Good stinking night, is that irony for you or what???
I’ve watched you guys argue in and out of the whole, “this is alegory and that is not” thing so many times I can’t begin to count them!
Your reply was pure science fiction, mr. stormy.
But, in the spirit of the moment, like Unruly Human... I forgive you.
I don’t get it, are you guys agreeing or disagreeing with each other? BTW, C-Y-C is completely on our side as far as salvation is concerned...although he can be a bit recalcitrant when it comes to this young spaceship we call Earth.
I am humbled by your response...
GG
Gesundheit !
(Swine Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)
“I don’t get it, are you guys agreeing or disagreeing with each other? BTW, C-Y-C is completely on our side as far as salvation is concerned...although he can be a bit recalcitrant when it comes to this young spaceship we call Earth.’
And if I misunderstood the response, my apologies... hopefully we all have a good enough sense of humor to carry on a bit.
Thank you, triple G for the heads-up. When you’re in the foxhole it’s sometimes hard to identify the enemy.
“(Swine Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)”
Funny, funny!
Nope... I tried. I got nothin’.
I’ll come up with one, I swear!
I have never thought of it that way before....The Evos also believe that random chance, plus brain-dead natural selection, developed a sense of humor!
I would never want to be in a foxhole with you...you would have me laughing so hard that you would get us both killed!
Nah... rather droll in person. Think Ben Stein meets Henry Kissinger, but without the intellect, the wit, or the ability to write.
But I am a pretty good shot with a straw and a spitball.
Any day that The Temple of Darwinism can be responded to is a day worth waking up for.
The second stanza warns, on the other hand, against profane jocularity.
The entire poem is at Epistle to a Young Friend.
Regarding the "Great Creator", note this from page 64 of Robert Burns and religion By J. Walter McGinty
Burns is fascinated by the discussion of what he calls 'those aweful & important realities' and among these is 'a God that made all things'. But he will not yield his assent to this belief to anything other than his own powers of observation. Burns empiricist philosophy leads him to set aside commonly held religious views because they do not match up to experience and observation.
I dare say that I would find less in this to object to than you would.
A gentleman and a scholar.
Again, forgive me for misunderstanding. It’s hard to understand anyone wanting to give up sleep... I consider it a rare and costly gift.
My wife considers it a thing to be interrupted by my snoring... go figure.
I may object to it’s conclusion, but the man was talented. I’m not sure I’ve ever read him before your post, but on a cursory search it’s extremely well-written verse.
I’ll peruse more. Thanks for the links.
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