Posted on 05/05/2009 9:44:52 PM PDT by Gordon Greene
EVO-ATHEIST DISCLAIMER MESSAGE
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The sole purpose of this comment is to offend Star-Trek-Lovin’, Monkey-Huggin’, Marvel-Comic-Readin’ evil-utionist wackos, as well as Christian-Bashin’, Pope-slammin’, pocket-protector-wearin’, nerd-bucket, Atheists. This poster not responsible for so-called moderate evo-atheists feelings who feel they’ve been caught in the crossfire (there’s no crossfire here… you can’t “half” believe in God). This response posted by a God-fearin’, Church-goin’, 6-Literal-Day-Creation-believin’, Bible-thumpin’, Pew-jumpin’, Jesus-freak. Any Atheist interested in worshipping the Flying-Spaghetti-Monster will have to consult Little Dickie Dawkins for instruction. NOTE: MY OPINION IS SUBJECT TO STAY THE SAME WITHOUT NOTICE… You see; if you don’t believe what you say, then it can’t be called a “belief”, now can it?
The Super-Secret Pseudo-Fictional World of Joe-Evo-Atheist
I liked myself a little Star Trek when I was a kid. Most of us did. Have you noticed that most Evil-utionists/Atheists and various blends of the two can’t stay away from the Trekkie conventions? I mean, they never let it go! They seem to be obsessed with UFO’s, Bigfoot, Paranormal activity… frankly, anything fictional. This is strange when you think about it. They talk to us God-fearin’ folk like we’ve lost our minds yet they love them some Sci-Fi channel like it’s a purdy girl!
‘Course, I got me a little theory myself (in the scientific sense… since it’s based on a whole lotta fact! (I’m a-gonna write real stooped-like so you’uns kin read it on the ‘puter like ya’ thank we’uns really conversate) Well, here goes!
When you ponder that evil-ution gobbledygook fer more ‘an a second you git to unnerstandin’ one thang: ‘ppears a whole lot like one o’ them there faky religions. Let me ‘splain…
You got some overanxious moo-ron with a pair o’ tweezers and a pen-knife diggin’ up a heap o’ dirt and draggin’ out some ol’ bones, then he goes an’ claims they got somethin’ wrote on ‘em ain’t nobody kin ‘cipher but the smart feller what went an’ dug ‘em up. Then you got some other feller readin’ the same bones an’ comin’ up with a tee-totally differ’nt set o’ answers all-together. Then when the first feller sez his answer is more better than the second one, they jes’ settle on somethin’ somewhere’s in betwixt the two. The two of ‘em hauls off an’ tells the Guvmint they got themselves somethin’ speshul, an’ next thing you know they got ‘em a boat-load o’ cash so they’s kin look fer more bones, an’ them firstest bones is a’ sittin’ up in some fancy buildin’ with folks a-passin’ thru it worshippin’ dem dried-up ol’ bones like they was some god ‘er sumpin’!
Look… I’ll make it plain and simple. You show me the evidence – I mean shore-‘nuff clear evidence of evil-ution and we’ll talk. I mean the real deal, not some fish you point to with an appendage resembling Peter Brady’s left ear (in a really dark-lit room). Otherwise, you’re wasting both of our time.
“But, Mr. ____hole moron, foolish, ignoramus, ‘Christian’ dude… we most assuredly did speak the truth to you in earnest and you and you won’t listen!!!”
Well, no… You didn’t. What you’ve done is rant about something you read in a book and argued with me about what the true meaning of “Theory” is (are… whatever). You’re full of plenty of questions but won’t answer a single, solitary direct question without pooping your arrogance all over the page, and frankly; I’m tired of smelling it.
Let’s talk when you’re ready to quit asking me to be so open-minded my brains fall out, all the while clinching your over-extended intellect so tightly, explosive diarrhea wouldn’t have a rats’ chance in Hades of squirting out.
Peace, love and spaghetti-monsters
Gordon Greene
A tribute to triple-G’s hard work... keep up the fight!!!
Very convincing. Air tight.
LOL...
Just in case GG missed anyone :o)
All the best—GGG
I’m starting to think you are Del Gue’s twin-brother...the good one that is :o)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCYfdMwPBi0
Ephesians 5:18 (NKJV) And do not be drunk with wine, in which is dissipation; but be filled with the Spirit,
Thanks for the ping!
Why don’t you tell us how you really feel? ;)
Good humor is rooted in truth. This cartoon fails, because God didn’t say he made the universe or the earth flat. He did however tell us that He made it in six days.
Lots of eminent “scientists” believed the earth was flat back in the day, by the way.
Revelation 7:1 "And after these things I saw four angels standing on FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree." (KJV)
Hmmm... sounds flat to me.
Lots of eminent 'scientists' believed the earth was flat back in the day, by the way.
Wrong again. With the exception of some early Christians who rejected the "pagan absurdity" of a spherical earth, after about 300 BC few educated people doubted the earth was a sphere.
O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. - Robert Burns
>>Lots of eminent “scientists” believed the earth was flat back in the day, by the way.<<
I’ve always thought that was a touch ironic since they also tended to believe that the sun and planets were perfect spheres.
Aristotle’s theories are fascinating for their logic but also for the dangers of false assumptions and lack of experimentation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristotelian_physics
“Revelation 7:1 “And after these things I saw four angels standing on FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.” (KJV)”
This is poetry. Scripture is full of poetry. It’s not a literal description of the formation of the earth.
The literal description of the formation of the earth is in Genesis 1. God does not say it’s flat.
Isaiah 40:22:
“He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in.
Scripture also, for instance, talks about “sunrise.” As do you and I. Although we all know it’s the earth’s rotation.
When you say “We watched the sunrise” are you saying that the sun circles the earth? I think not.
Nothing in Scripture denies a spherical earth.
Now I'm going to read s little light fiction as a soporific, The Origin of the Specizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What does a guy that makes cigarillos know? And he can’t even speak English!
So nice of you to share that !!
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