Posted on 04/18/2024 4:53:57 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK, NY — Former U.S. Senator and email expert Hilary Clinton issued a statement this week condemning Donald Trump for allegedly paying hush money to political liabilities instead of just killing them.
"How dumb do you have to be?" Clinton told reporters. "There's an easy, tried-and-true method for dealing with people who make your life hard; just call my friend Guido and he takes care of it for you. Or, if you're feeling up for an adventure, DIY!"
Hilary Clinton condemned political rival Donald Trump during the former president's campaign finance trial this week for paying out money to keep detractors quiet instead of just offing them in a "kayak accident" or "donut-choking accident" or "four shotgun rounds to the back of the head accident."
"Being a grandmother myself, I know how busy things can get with family and work life, the temptation to just pay money to make things go away can creep up," Clinton continued. "But the only way to completely ensure those loose lips won't sink your ship is to sink their paddle board if you get my drift…"
As of publishing time, Clinton had called her friend Guido to see if he could do anything about Trump
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The Bee is brutal. But they sure hit the mark!
Effing brilliant headline. Go Bee
What about the hush money Slick Willy paid to Paula Jones? Why didn’t she get the Vince Foster treatment?
Hills probably thinks some people just aren’t worth killing. Epstein on the other hand sends his regards from hell.
I yi yi!
Now that is funny.
Because it’s true.
Vinny & Guido Boombatz, from Hoboken, NJ, are who Hitlery Rotten Klintoon uses to “clean-up” the various messes. LOL.
Hillary Clinton flunked the DC Bar exam; she is stupid and knows nuttin’ about the law.
The Bee walks a fine line between posting satire and reporting reality.
But but but she knows a piece of rope is a lot cheaper than hush money.
BB is always incredible but in this case engages in serious slander against Guido.
unless that’s code name for Hillary’s suicide hot line !
Got news for you, you ditzy mezcal tequila worm. Trump kicked your ass in 2016 and you made millions of lesbians and “17 intelligence community” boyz and gurlz cry because you’re a loser. BWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAA! I made jokes about you all night long.
Savage and funny.
Hillary knows all about that, since she and Bill pocketed $140 million when she oked the Uranium sale to Russia while she was Sec’y of State.
Thanks, Nateman!
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