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Posted on 01/20/2023 6:09:21 AM PST by george76
DAVOS — While at the World Economic Forum, rightful President Al Gore delivered a stern warning on climate change, saying the world will not make it past the year 2012 if something isn't done immediately.
"The situation has never been more dire," said Gore while wiping the lipstick of a Swiss hooker off his face. "It's more dire than it was yesterday, and more dire than it was the day before and even more dire than the day before that."
Sources say the crowd began to fall asleep as he continued.
"In fact, we have minus 11 years to fix this," Gore said as he began shouting and waving his arms to hold everyone's attention. "By 2012, we will have reached the point of no return, and trillions of people will die painful deaths and the polar bears will have to grow gills and live in the water because there will be no more ice and Kevin Costner and his friends will have to help us escape from artificial islands in the ocean and lead us to the mythical 'Dryland' unless someone builds a time machine back to the year 2000 to warn the world of its impending doom! Trust the experts!"
The consensus of climate scientists voiced their agreement with Gore by accepting his funding and then booking tv hits on CNN to warn of the imminent disaster 11 years ago.
At publishing time, experts confirmed that Gore's speech had reduced global temperatures by half a degree.
I saw a few seconds of him ranting. I had the sound off because his fake outrage voice is cringe. He looked fat & insane.
LMAO....SoreLoserMan
Wondering how much this false “Alpha male” made off his book.
A perfect example of someone pretending to be someone else. During his campaign, they told him to act more “Alpha male,” so he looked stern, whipped his head from side to side, and talked with authority. The media circulated pictures of him that apparently showed that he was well endowed.
A total failure.
If we can make a time machine, I think the ideal use of it would be to go back in time to prevent Al Gore’s parents from meeting.
I think he meant that his brain wouldn’t last past 2012
Man Bear Pig.
We’ve been dead 10 years and these freaks are still at it ,LOL
Dnonky, Jackass, Rabbit.
Almost got me.......because its so plausible.
boiling oceans
Crazed sex poodle.
Al Gore & the word sex =🤢🤢
Well we certainly didn’t make it past 2012 in the movie 2012.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Kbym7WYzs
Yes, I had to look twice and figured the 2012 date was a misprint and Gore meant 2031.
Then saw the “Bee” byline.
Too much of their “humor” is too close to reality now - and none of it is funny (but still love it).
Al Gore should be in a padded room somewhere, in a prison.
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