Someone called 911, but this man’s maple instrument wasn’t a gun. It was a bassoon.

Springfield News-Sun ^ | May 12, 2018 | Tom Stafford

[RitchieAprile]

He invented the ‘tromboon’.

[onona]

Fox makes some srysly good stuff.

I got my wife's oboe and english horn from them.

[The_Media_never_lie]

My fiddle bow is often mistaken for a saber.

[WKUHilltopper]

A society of feral retards.

[Not A Snowbird]

A bassoon is an assault oboe.

Ha! I play the oboe and completely agree.

[The_Media_never_lie]

too much sax and violins

Is that original?

Hilarious.

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You guys are cracking me up. Your life expectancy in an Islamic country would be a few minutes at most.

[Noumenon]

And a shoulder thing that goes up.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Also the Hardart, the left-handed sewer flute, and more. A seriously twisted individual.

[null and void]

The caller, what a maroon!

[null and void]

That's a Tiberian rocket launcher from the planet Democratigula. They need to be banned immediately. Those struck by the missile simply F**k themselves to death. Very dangerous.

Did it hit Laz?

[I want the USA back]

Don’t know what it is, call it a gun. Fingers in what some call the “shape” of a gun, call it a gun. Poptart half eaten, call it a gun. Man says “got any gum?”, call cops. Man walking with a photo tripod, call cops about man with submachine gun.

The collective insanity is getting worse.

[null and void]

He’s also lucky he didn’t have a dog...

[RightGeek]

Lol

[real saxophonist]

I was in DFW airport once upon a time, with a tenor saxophone in a flight case. Someone actually asked me, 'Is that a gun?'

I said no, something much more dangerous. A saxophone.

[Deplorable American1776]

My God...what morons...David AttentionHogg, ki found your next issue... The Bassoon. We need to ban them... 😀

[sportutegrl]

Stop! You’re under a rest!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

It’s a good thing he didn’t have bagpipes.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Oh good God.

[the OlLine Rebel]

The bassoon is the heavy gun (real gun), the oboe is the firearm/handgun.

[USMCPOP]

I helped an elderly Chinese gent at an airport security check. He was trying to carry on an expensive tonearm for a record player. The screener didn’t know what it was and the old gent didn’t speak English. A good tonearm can cost several thousand $. I just saw a complete high-end Clearaudio turntable with an upgraded tonearm offered for $52,000.