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Someone called 911, but this man’s maple instrument wasn’t a gun. It was a bassoon.
Springfield News-Sun ^
| May 12, 2018
| Tom Stafford
Posted on 05/14/2018 3:53:18 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: HartleyMBaldwin
Prof. Peter Schickele started as a bassoonist. Just saying. That explains so much!
To: Fresh Wind
Hahaha. That’s a good one.
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05/14/2018 7:29:59 AM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: Vaquero
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posted on
05/14/2018 7:31:03 AM PDT
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EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
05/14/2018 7:44:59 AM PDT
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Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I played the bassoon in high school. Like an oboe, it's an ill woodwind that nobody blows good.
To: null and void; Lazamataz
I don’t know. But from what I’ve seen here I am pretty sure Laz would hit it!
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posted on
05/14/2018 8:21:50 AM PDT
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Wait 'til you hear what can be done with a flute...
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05/14/2018 8:24:39 AM PDT
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PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
To: null and void
The buffoon, poltroon bassoon caller notified the police...what a maroon.
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05/14/2018 9:10:54 AM PDT
by
Skybird
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Most everyone has heard of Horace Greeley (”Go west, young man!”). His great-grandson, Reece Greeley, played bassoon in my junior high school 55 years ago. “Hey, Reece!”
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05/14/2018 9:13:10 AM PDT
by
Hebrews 11:6
(Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
To: sportutegrl
Stop! You’re under a rest! *groan* On several levels...
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posted on
05/14/2018 9:19:30 AM PDT
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null and void
(Urban "food deserts," are caused by "climate change" in urban customers' attitudes (H/T niteowl77))
To: Flycatcher
You saw how the snowflakes acted when they saw a pop tart with a bite out of it that looked like a pistol. These people are insane ... you cannot treat them as rational
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05/14/2018 9:26:48 AM PDT
by
clamper1797
(We are getting close to the last "box")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
In the movie 'Sniper', Tom Berenger and Billy Zane are in a helicopter when a Marine asks Billy what he has in the case.
Billy said, 'A bassoon.'
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05/14/2018 9:35:00 AM PDT
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real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: COBOL2Java
To be less offensive an assault bassoon needs a silencer.
To: null and void; Lazamataz
Rumor has it that Laz had a near miss, but was irradiated with
the residual back flash.That explains it.
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05/14/2018 5:05:04 PM PDT
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Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: PLMerite
Yes I also met a lady fiddler at band camp who blew my bassoon!
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05/14/2018 5:08:30 PM PDT
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Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: Flycatcher
Bassoon/Bazooka, What’s the difference?
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05/15/2018 12:36:09 AM PDT
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gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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