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Someone called 911, but this man’s maple instrument wasn’t a gun. It was a bassoon.
Springfield News-Sun ^
| May 12, 2018
| Tom Stafford
Posted on 05/14/2018 3:53:18 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: HartleyMBaldwin
He invented the ‘tromboon’.
To: spokeshave2
Fox makes some srysly good stuff.
I got my wife's oboe and english horn from them.
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posted on
05/14/2018 5:41:20 AM PDT
by
onona
(Hope, Faith, Love)
To: Fresh Wind
My fiddle bow is often mistaken for a saber.
43
posted on
05/14/2018 5:43:02 AM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
(The MSM is the enemy of the American people)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
A society of feral retards.
To: Fresh Wind
A bassoon is an assault oboe. Ha! I play the oboe and completely agree.
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posted on
05/14/2018 5:51:24 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Formerly SandyInSeattle cuz I moved!)
To: Fightin Whitey
too much sax and violins Is that original?
Hilarious.
You guys are cracking me up. Your life expectancy in an Islamic country would be a few minutes at most.
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posted on
05/14/2018 5:56:26 AM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
(The MSM is the enemy of the American people)
To: a fool in paradise
And a shoulder thing that goes up.
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posted on
05/14/2018 5:56:32 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(It isn't racist if it's true, is it?)
To: RitchieAprile
Also the Hardart, the left-handed sewer flute, and more. A seriously twisted individual.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The caller, what a maroon!
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:02:32 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Urban "food deserts," are caused by "climate change" in urban customers' attitudes (H/T niteowl77))
To: Candor7; Lazamataz
That's a Tiberian rocket launcher from the planet Democratigula. They need to be banned immediately. Those struck by the missile simply F**k themselves to death. Very dangerous. Did it hit Laz?
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:06:20 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Urban "food deserts," are caused by "climate change" in urban customers' attitudes (H/T niteowl77))
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Don’t know what it is, call it a gun. Fingers in what some call the “shape” of a gun, call it a gun. Poptart half eaten, call it a gun. Man says “got any gum?”, call cops. Man walking with a photo tripod, call cops about man with submachine gun.
The collective insanity is getting worse.
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:06:23 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Raging feminazis love abortion because they hate themselves.)
To: from occupied ga
He’s also lucky he didn’t have a dog...
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:07:32 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Urban "food deserts," are caused by "climate change" in urban customers' attitudes (H/T niteowl77))
To: Covenantor
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:08:39 AM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I was in DFW airport once upon a time, with a tenor saxophone in a flight case. Someone actually asked me, 'Is that a gun?'
I said no, something much more dangerous. A saxophone.
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:16:11 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
My God...what morons...David AttentionHogg, ki found your next issue... The Bassoon. We need to ban them... 😀
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:19:21 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Stop! You’re under a rest!
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:20:18 AM PDT
by
sportutegrl
(Being offended is a choice.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
It’s a good thing he didn’t have bagpipes.
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:21:25 AM PDT
by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:26:49 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: Fresh Wind
The bassoon is the heavy gun (real gun), the oboe is the firearm/handgun.
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:28:06 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: real saxophonist
I helped an elderly Chinese gent at an airport security check. He was trying to carry on an expensive tonearm for a record player. The screener didn’t know what it was and the old gent didn’t speak English. A good tonearm can cost several thousand $. I just saw a complete high-end Clearaudio turntable with an upgraded tonearm offered for $52,000.
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posted on
05/14/2018 6:53:50 AM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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