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Christmas Joke
Laz Makes a Funny
| 12/19/2017
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 12/19/2017 3:33:10 AM PST by Lazamataz
Me: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. You're excluding other religions."
Me: "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. The word 'Holidays' originates from 'Holy Days', and religion must be out of the public view."
Me: "HAPPY DAYS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. 'Happy Days' was a sitcom in the 1970's featuring a nearly all-white cast, which is not Diverse."
Me: "HAPPY!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. I'm a liberal, and I'm never happy."
Me: ""
Liberal: "Perfect."
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To: Lazamataz
I would have smote him high and low with my Trump Christmas ornament! haha.
And a Merry Christmas to you, Laz!
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posted on
12/19/2017 1:13:10 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2017 1:53:28 PM PST
by
sauropod
(I am His and He is mine.)
To: Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2017 7:46:17 PM PST
by
FreeAtlanta
(what a mess we got ourselves into)
To: Lazamataz
Perhaps rather than verbal greetings, and festive season's holiday wishes, they might prefer some kind of non-verbal communications, such as some kind of hand gestures.
(No matter what it looks like, that is not some kind of rude, vulgar hand signal, but it actually is sign language for "M - C", and it stands for "Merry Christmas". And that greeting goes out to you, and to everybody here too!)
To: Lazamataz
You did, indeed!
Merry Christmas, my friend!
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posted on
12/20/2017 12:17:11 AM PST
by
FrogMom
(The education system: The ongoing fundamental transformation.)
To: Lazamataz
Snowflake Lives Matter. Merry Christmas, Laz!
108
posted on
12/20/2017 12:31:14 AM PST
by
poconopundit
(MAGA... Get the Spirit. Grow your community. Focus on your Life's Work. Empower the Young.)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas to you Good Sir!
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posted on
12/20/2017 3:41:31 AM PST
by
EandH Dad
(sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
To: Chickensoup; Lazamataz
Merry Christmas Laz, Thank you for the issues you bring to our attention, your thoughts about them, and the humor. We so much need humor.What Ms. Chickensoup said!!
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posted on
12/20/2017 11:20:31 AM PST
by
Fast Moving Angel
(It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
To: Lazamataz
Good one! Merry Christmas and God bless us, every one.
111
posted on
12/20/2017 8:37:16 PM PST
by
Melian
("Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens." -Gimli)
To: Gen.Blather
I would say FU and the quietly fired the person for performance issues. Liberals make that easy. They suck in politics and in real life.
To: Lazamataz
And a very Merry Christmas to you too, Laz.
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posted on
12/20/2017 8:52:15 PM PST
by
Churchillspirit
(9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/21/2017 4:49:36 PM PST
by
generally
( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
To: Lazamataz; All
and a Merry Christmas to you too!
and a Happy New Year!
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