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Christmas Joke
Laz Makes a Funny
| 12/19/2017
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 12/19/2017 3:33:10 AM PST by Lazamataz
Me: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. You're excluding other religions."
Me: "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. The word 'Holidays' originates from 'Holy Days', and religion must be out of the public view."
Me: "HAPPY DAYS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. 'Happy Days' was a sitcom in the 1970's featuring a nearly all-white cast, which is not Diverse."
Me: "HAPPY!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. I'm a liberal, and I'm never happy."
Me: ""
Liberal: "Perfect."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
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To: knarf
Oooooo this is gonna be good.....
*rubs hands together like Flounder*
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:06:54 AM PST
by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: knarf
On which side do I dangle the ball on my Santa hat ? THAT was a thread I started TWICE in the last three days and the thread lasted about two minutes. I think they're on to me. What's YOUR secret ? Near as I can figure, they got tired of banning me all the time. :)
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:10:36 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: bagster
You can't say that. Because lifting the curse of menstruation is examined as a process of freeing the imagination rather than rejecting the importance of biology.By the way, I like the garbled, hackneyed liberal lingo you offered.
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:12:57 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
Well thanks. I can't take credit for it, sorry to say. I googled "feminism menstruation" and found that gem.
I could never make my brain that stupid even if I tried.
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:15:08 AM PST
by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas Laz,
Thank you for the issues you bring to our attention, your thoughts about them, and the humor.
We so much need humor.
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:15:30 AM PST
by
Chickensoup
(Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
To: Gen.Blather
she was perhaps the most unhappy person I have known who hasn’t yet killed themselves.
_________________
there is always hope..
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:16:51 AM PST
by
Chickensoup
(Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
To: bagster
Ah. I see. Parody is impossible when attempted on liberals.
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:18:14 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
I know, right? Hard to believe they can even think like that.
It's what you get when so many people with degrees in Gobbleygook studies are released into the wild.
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:21:22 AM PST
by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: Chickensoup
We so much need humor. Humor is chickensoup for the soul.
Did you all see the thing? The thing I did there?
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:23:35 AM PST
by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:27:48 AM PST
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: bagster
Humor is chickensoup for the soul.
Yes I saw what you did there.
Keep it up and I will jump off my roost and chase you!
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:29:58 AM PST
by
Chickensoup
(Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:30:22 AM PST
by
Lurker
(President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
To: Chickensoup
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:33:29 AM PST
by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: Gen.Blather
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:38:49 AM PST
by
Redleg Duke
(Build KateÂ’s Wall! Never Forget!)
To: Lazamataz
You think you have problems....
Merry Christmas to ALL FReeperdom!
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:39:13 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder - The LSN didnÂ’t make Trump, so they can't break him)
To: Lazamataz
Right back atcha LAZ!! AND ALL
Merry Christmas to You and Yours,
AND
A prosperous New Year!!!
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:41:51 AM PST
by
xrmusn
((6/98)""In todays world:::WE, THE USofA are Rudyard Kiplings 'Tommy'")
To: Lazamataz
Look! Look! I made a funny! ..he exclaimed, like a three year old making a poopy in the potty for the first time.
Here are some M&Ms for you, anyway.
Merry Christmas to you as well, Laz.
You always bring a smile to us, and we are grateful for your humor. God bless you.
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:42:08 AM PST
by
exit82
(The opposition has already been Trumped!)
To: exit82
..he exclaimed, like a three year old making a poopy in the potty for the first time.You, sir, get what I was doing there. :)
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:46:08 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Redleg Duke
But, did you hit on her?That's my job.
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posted on
12/19/2017 4:46:41 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Awesome Christmas LAZ!
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