Posted on 09/05/2017 7:48:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I saw the oddest propaganda message from North Korea this morning: "Our Republic already warned them spending a hard time of every minute of their miserable lot while putting their necks into the noose with their own hands to reasonably think and pass correct judgment if they wanted to avoid a fresh blow from us in front of the world."....
.... So I decided to expand on it. Perhaps Glorious Leader Kim will see my work and hire me as Nork's spokesperson!
Starting with their original statement, I shall expand upon it:
Our Republic already warned them spending a hard time of every minute of their miserable lot while putting their necks into the noose with their own hands to reasonably think and pass correct judgment if they wanted to avoid a fresh blow from us in front of the world. They cannot fathom the thourough days of miserable crawling that they have created with their teeth and the scorn of all nations drips down their hair and creates in them a sad mouth of frown and hate. Without mercy we shall crack open ostrich eggs on their unhappy foreheads while the tears of chastity run down their beards. Without any thought to circumspect attrition, and not pretending the fire is blooming in the bush, we cannot help but to call out laughter upon the twisted merchants of propensity to obese. Unfortune with the best of bald angels, there cannot brook no help for the wailing teeth of the mouths that cry aloud, "Oh father, oh leader, for it is sworn upon us and we go out childless and with no cards and no probable ways". Often we warned them to fail to debate our stern chin, and they with their own fingers fumbled the drink of joy against their chests. Fur shall cling to their backs in despair of hunger and without stalwart feelings of melencholy shall we parade over their declining health! The fist of anger is upon them, and they march into the dark clouds with no thought to the rareness of the heaven. There can be no fight against our world, for we catch the fish and dam the river against their well, and we dominate all the rings of fortuitiousness and their infants wither and crumble in the wombs of hoplessness.
You spotted it! I knew somebody would. ;>)
I like it! But can your friends just call you "Py"?
Well, if you ping me to your list, does that make you a Ping-Pyong?
LOL great picture, musicman! HAHAHHHAHHA
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Carry on.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SHARK JUMPS *YOU*!
Haha ... in this group? I was surprised somebody didn't spot it (long) before me! (Oh, wait ... you did!!)
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