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Ever Wonder Why Eggs Are Shaped Like Eggs? Scientists Say They've Figured It Out
NDTV ^ | 23 Jun 2017 | Ben Guarino

Posted on 06/22/2017 8:51:26 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

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To: TBP

“But which came first?’

Google knows.

So in a nutshell (or an eggshell, if you like), two birds that weren’t really chickens created a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Maybe the question we should be asking is: Which came first, the proto-chicken or the proto-chicken egg?


21 posted on 06/22/2017 9:15:20 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (GO TRUMP!)
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To: TexasGator; All
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22 posted on 06/22/2017 9:15:21 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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To: TBP

The rooster.


23 posted on 06/22/2017 9:15:58 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Natural selection took out the birds that produced cubes and rectangles.


24 posted on 06/22/2017 9:19:03 PM PDT by lurk
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To: Kickass Conservative

Not even Google has a handle on that one.
Also see #21.


25 posted on 06/22/2017 9:19:53 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (GO TRUMP!)
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To: Jamestown1630

For the friend who has everything. “Bet you don’t have one of these!” I can see some catering service using those to make hors d’oeuvres that are exact and coordinated.


26 posted on 06/22/2017 9:21:49 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: lurk

Yes, and we all know how Captain Hook died.


27 posted on 06/22/2017 9:24:20 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (GO TRUMP!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Well you know what they say about monkeys and typewriters, so given trillions of years I’m sure a chicken and a vagina can produce Shakespeare.


28 posted on 06/22/2017 9:26:29 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: DUMBGRUNT
"In the beginning..."

Only God creates 'ex nihilo'; and in what He first creates is the germ of everything to come later.
29 posted on 06/22/2017 9:28:27 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Part of their physical shape and appearance must be related to their emotional outlook on things (such as feelings of happiness or sadness).

      

30 posted on 06/22/2017 9:31:14 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: lee martell

I have one! They’re tedious and time-consuming to use, but the finished product garners much amazement at parties :-)


31 posted on 06/22/2017 9:31:18 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: thecodont

They hurt less coming out??

/hellifino


32 posted on 06/22/2017 9:32:10 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The angle of the dangle...


33 posted on 06/22/2017 9:34:43 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
It's so they fit these:

Why do I always have to be the smart guy who figures this stuff out?

34 posted on 06/22/2017 9:37:15 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DUMBGRUNT

No matter what shape eggs happened to be, by definition they’d be egg shaped.


35 posted on 06/22/2017 9:38:47 PM PDT by GMMC0987
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To: Billthedrill

Eggs are tapered on the ends so the hen’s vagina doesn’t slam shut.


36 posted on 06/22/2017 9:45:02 PM PDT by Dr. Pritchett
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I’d heard years ago the eggs are shaped as they are to keep the Chicken’s thangy from slamming shut after laying the egg.


37 posted on 06/22/2017 9:45:27 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: rockinqsranch

25 seconds...


38 posted on 06/22/2017 9:49:45 PM PDT by null and void ( If you thought National Socialism (Nazism) was bad, wait until you see Global Socialism!)
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To: Dr. Pritchett

Beat me by 25 seconds. GMTA.


39 posted on 06/22/2017 9:50:26 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: TexasGator
Vincent Price as Egghead
40 posted on 06/22/2017 9:52:17 PM PDT by JohnBovenmyer (Waiting for the tweets to hatch!)
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