[Billthedrill]

It's so they fit these:

Why do I always have to be the smart guy who figures this stuff out?

[Dr. Pritchett]

Eggs are tapered on the ends so the hen’s vagina doesn’t slam shut.

[DUMBGRUNT]

“Why do I always have to be the smart guy who figures this stuff out?”

And lopsided men run circles around the hills of success.