How come we can poke a Pole, Bash a Brit, Irk the Irish?

unknowb | 1/29/ | unknown

[sodpoodle]

SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE OR LAUGH...IF YOU DON'T GET OFFENDED EASILY

WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you omething.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did yu ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."

[knarf]

If you show her this list and she doesn’t know what’s so funny

[Sirius Lee]

The Irish don’t get upset over being called names because we aren’t pussies. But we do get bad cases of Irish Alzheimers.

[I want the USA back]

Try that with a certified victim group instead of a Pole, and you will lose your job.

[jy8z]

What do you get when you cross a Polack with a Mexican?

A kid that spray paints his name on a chain link fence!

[chalkfarmer]

:)

[Jack Hammer]

ROFLMAO!

Too true....

[cabbieguy]

Hey, was that “Crazy Guggenheim” I saw in the welfare line?

[Mark17]

If you show her this list and she doesn’t know what’s so funny

I DID show it to her. She didn't know what a merry go round was. She said they just call it a round table. There is no Tagalog equivalent. Neither one of us knows what the comforter is. I still hear "for a while," a lot. 😊😁😃

[jjotto]

Many years ago, I became friends with a young Italian mathematician. I started telling him some ‘Pollack’ jokes but he just looked puzzled. After a bit, he chuckled and explained that back in Naples, similar jokes were told about policemen.

[Hojczyk]

Hell when I grew-up we all got along.,,.

It was our parents that hated one group or another

Back then every group was in one part of town

But we went to the same school

The Jewish people were not liked the most because most were rich

It is the big cities where most of the trouble is now

The town I'm in now the kids seem to all get along and the high school has some really good sports teams..

[knarf]

I never heard "merry-go-'round", but I know what a lazy susan is and the COMEferter is that big bulky blanket thingy for warm cuddles and sleep on cold nights.

I've never heard "for a while" but way TOO many words are accented on the second syllable that makes the word sound weird, and if you're hard of hearing (like me) it is not an English word.

I was born in februAHRy, and "That's like I told you" begins almost every sentence .... especially the ones that could have been "told" to me before, but they weren't

I can say to you, "That's like I told you before about my passport" (because I did), but I couldn't say, "That's like i told you I don't feel good today", (because I haven't)

But Liza will, can and DOES say that .... a LOT.

And I scratch my head trying to remember ... DID she ?

LOVE this girl !

Girly is the wife of a friend of ours and my BIL is Rinny Boy ... Jinky is Paqman's wife.

NO ONE can compete with the Filipino's in the naming category

[Vaduz]

LOL good ones and Aging isn’t the golden years it’s rust.