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What kind of car would Jesus drive?
interwebs ^ | 10.23.16 | Of the webs

Posted on 10/23/2016 11:42:52 AM PDT by Dallas59

He would drive a Honda. But he wouldn't talk about it very much.

John 12:49 :

For I did not speak of my own Accord.


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To: moose07

I can see that.

If we are made in God’s image, does he enjoy in ANY Way the thing that we enjoy?

I’m not saying God drives a car, but does he derive pleasure from the things we do as we are made in his image?

that could be the dumbest question i ever asked :)


61 posted on 10/23/2016 1:30:14 PM PDT by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Species8472; GregoTX; stormer; editor-surveyor; Phinneous; left that other site; cyn; amorphous; ...
This is a great thread!

Species8472: Like most carpenters I know, it would be an old pickup full of tools and lumber.

GregoTX: That is almost exactly what I was going to post... Carpenters usually drive an old pickup truck.

stormer: He was a carpenter, after all.

editor-surveyor:

>> “He was a carpenter, after all.” <<

Carpenter was a gross mistranslation.

Joseph was a stone mason, as all builders in Judea were.

The unwashed masses envision an old pickup truck filled with guy tools and building materials. After all, he was sent to fix stuff.

The one with language knowledge has got it chiseled down to his having a masonry profession, same as all builders in Judea, but no mention of the vehicle type. And anyway, according to post 23, he was about his father's business, so he wouldn't have been involved in earthly events. Hmmm.

Now about all this talk of carpentry, woodworking, and words and their meanings. Ezekiel covered that in chapter 37. Recall that he was instructed to put two sticks together that would become one in his hand. Sticks-trees-wood, all the same Hebrew word (etz), which is formed out of the letters ayin and a final Tzaddik. That is, these are the two letters that look like forked tree branches - sticks. Letters form words. Ezekiel put the two letters (sticks) together in his hand when he wrote down the word etz עץ , forming the one tree in his hand. Two branches were made into one tree, a family tree. Well yeah, that's also right there in the plain text.

Man, the work that the Messiah will need to do, just to restore everything back to simple order. Good thing the guy doesn't mind putting in long hours!

62 posted on 10/23/2016 1:37:18 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: dp0622

I don’t see why not.
If you’ve made it , your going to play with it, no? :)


63 posted on 10/23/2016 1:45:54 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) One month to Toupee Day.)
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To: Vendome

I like how you think!


64 posted on 10/23/2016 1:47:04 PM PDT by Fireone (The future must belong to those who tell the truth about Islam.)
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To: KarlInOhio

What is truly telling about us Christians is that we can joke about this.

Koranimals would be rioting in the streets and murdering innocent people at the mere rumor of such a thread about Mohammed and the demon he follows.


65 posted on 10/23/2016 1:52:33 PM PDT by Hodar (A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
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To: editor-surveyor

Look up TEKTON.


66 posted on 10/23/2016 1:54:17 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Stet.)
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To: editor-surveyor
And you've got the Original Hebrew New Testament?

Where'd you get it?

67 posted on 10/23/2016 1:56:22 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Enquiring minds want to know.)
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To: Dallas59

I’m going with a Pacer.


68 posted on 10/23/2016 2:04:45 PM PDT by RS_Rider (I hate Illinois Nazis)
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To: Dallas59
"This is my command: Love each other."--John 15:17

Therefore, he would drive a Studebaker Commander.


69 posted on 10/23/2016 2:07:03 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: sparklite2

70 posted on 10/23/2016 2:11:29 PM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: Dallas59

A Chevy Nova.


71 posted on 10/23/2016 2:14:50 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (The weak are meat and the strong will eat.)
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To: Dallas59
Because Mary gave God her Fiat! That's why they had to catch a Flight into Egypt.
72 posted on 10/23/2016 2:28:02 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Cordially.)
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To: NonValueAdded
Also to do the dishes.

I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down.

II Kings 21:13

73 posted on 10/23/2016 2:31:39 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: Dallas59

I don’t know about Jesus but Satan drives a Chevy Volt. It burst into flames.


74 posted on 10/23/2016 2:37:40 PM PDT by Leep (Just say no to half dead hillary and wrong lane kaine!)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

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We have the solid evidence in every Greek translation, consisting of confusion over Hebrew traditions, and idioms that could not have been written by Jewish apostles.

Every Greek MS demonstrates the fact that they were not done by anyone conversant in the traditions that first century Jews lived by.

Feasts were misidentified in nearly every instance, and the common idioms were translated into gibberish.
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75 posted on 10/23/2016 2:39:19 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Leep

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He probably converses on a Galaxy Note 7 too!
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76 posted on 10/23/2016 2:42:22 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Dallas59

What does God need with a car? /paraphrase kirk


77 posted on 10/23/2016 2:45:27 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: 4yearlurker

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>> “A Chevy Nova.” <<

Iffa hesa Chevy no va, thatsa why hesa walka alla time.
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78 posted on 10/23/2016 2:46:11 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Dallas59

Easy. Ford F-150!


79 posted on 10/23/2016 2:56:57 PM PDT by jaz.357 (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Ezekiel
"...which is formed out of the letters ayin and a final Tzaddik."


80 posted on 10/23/2016 3:04:32 PM PDT by Mr. M.J.B.
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