What kind of car would Jesus drive?

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[Dallas59]

He would drive a Honda. But he wouldn't talk about it very much.

John 12:49 :

For I did not speak of my own Accord.

[Dallas59]

Got this from my Cousin on Facebook.

[A CA Guy]

Convertible for easy Assention access IMO.

[uncbob]

With his mother—12 disciples and their wives etc etc
He would have had several large SUVs

[Vendome]

[NonValueAdded]

BTW, I learned that the Bible commands the male to make the coffee.

[al baby]

Lowrider

[A CA Guy]

He’d also have to o have a car that can drive itself again for ease of ASSENTION!

[bigbob]

the ultimate divinie machine

[Sapwolf]

What a dumb question.

Jesus would not drive.

Peter would be the driver. Duh!

[Vendome]

[A CA Guy]

Wow, Jesus was four feet tall?

[Be Careful]

How so? Males make the coffee?

[TMA62]

Studebaker

[Dallas59]

John 12:49-50The Message (MSG)

47-50 “If anyone hears what I am saying and doesn’t take it seriously, I don’t reject him. I didn’t come to reject the world; I came to save the world. But you need to know that whoever puts me off, refusing to take in what I’m saying, is willfully choosing rejection.

The Word, the Word-made-flesh that I have spoken and that I am, that Word and no other is the last word. I’m not making any of this up on my own.

The Father who sent me gave me orders, told me what to say and how to say it. And I know exactly what his command produces: real and eternal life. That’s all I have to say. What the Father told me, I tell you.”

[Phinneous]

Duh, a Genesis.

[CondorFlight]

“Duh, a Genesis.”

A Plymouth, since God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.

[CondorFlight]

And we know that the sound of King David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

[ETL]

[sparklite2]

Jesus drove a Toyota pick-up truck with a bunch of Weed-Whackers, leaf blowers, and a lawn mower in the back.

[InABunkerUnderSF]

It's obvious.

Jesus would drive a GMC Safari van with 4 wheel drive for those rough first century Judean roads. Plenty of room for 12 apostles or enough gear for 40 days in the desert.