What kind of car would Jesus drive?

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[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Jesus would drive a large van with enough seating for at least 12.

He would also have a designated driver, in case (nearly) everyone drank any of the wine He converted from water.

[2001convSVT]

Ford F-350, crew cab with the Cumming’s diesel.

[UncleHenry]

He didn't speak of it, as it was the disciples' Honda:
Acts 2:1 And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.

His ride was a Dodge:
Mark 11:7. And they brought the colt to Jesus, and cast their garments on him; and he sat upon him.

[mr_griz]

I’m thinking a Colt... or a Caravan ...

[silverleaf]

LOL!

His disciples would have driven pickup trucks, not priuses

[silverleaf]

groan

[Daffynition]

It was uncovered that in the Old Covenant,
the Israelites were ORDERED to feast with their automobiles.
And thou shalt keep the feast of weeks
unto the LORD thy God with a tribute - Deu 16:10


2002 Mazda Tribute

[stormer]

First of all we're talking about Jesus, not Joseph. But in ancient Greek text he is referred to as τέκτων (wood worker) as opposed to λιθολόγος (stone mason). Furthermore in Hebrew he is identified as חָרַשׁ עֵצִים (craftsman of wood).

[pa_dweller]

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse! The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he judges and makes war. 12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on his head are many diadems, and he has a name written that no one knows but himself. 13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which he is called is The Word of God.
Revelation 19:11-13

A Charger. Duh!

[Bob]

And he pronounces his name hey-SOOS. :=)

[editor-surveyor]

Yeshua never spoke anything in Greek.

Everything in Greek is a weak translation from the original Hebrew, done by using the LXX as a translation guide.

Any Hebrew test that is back translated from Greek is bound to contain the same errors as the Greek.

[hillarynot]

A Cab because he didn’t speak English

[editor-surveyor]

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He pronounced his name Yee-ho-shoo-ah.

Yay-shoo was the Pharisees’ curse against his name.

[Vendome]

He appeared to all of us in a pleasing form.

In this instance, he was with his disciples, who were Mexicans and they were all in one Accord.

[dp0622]

Jesus drove a z28 convertible black leather inside/outside :)

Faster travel among towns.

[doorgunner69]

If you want it to come out right, you do.

[airplaneguy]

Porsche, nothing says 55 year old overweight American divorcee with a 30 year sugar baby girlfriend like a porsche. kidding. sort of.

[Bob]

I was joking about the pronunciation based on the post that I was responding to. It referred to a Toyota pickup with a landscaping trailer behind it. Here in CA, they’re quite common.

[moose07]

I’ve always envisaged Him in an Aston Martin, for some reason. :)

[PTBAA]

“BTW, I learned that the Bible commands the male to make the coffee.”

Of course, God knows, if you want good coffee...