***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Let the games begin!

President Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter.

On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh."

An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!"

Punchlines: Rio isn't ready and other Olympic facts

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Twitter Olympics

Jumping from JUSTICE #HillaryOlympics

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Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics

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"Poll Faulting" #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics

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Shark Jumping #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics

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Synchronized deporting #TrumpOlympics

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The 30,000 email delete dash #HillaryOlympics

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Running from #Benghazi #HillaryOlympics

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Mental gymnastics to talk yourself into the lesser of the evils #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics

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Synchronized LYING #HillaryOlympics

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"Tiny Handball" #TrumpOlympics

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Cankle Crossing #HillaryOlympics

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Gun Running #HillaryOlympics

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Crooked Parallel Bars #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics

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Shot Putin' #TrumpOlympics

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The Incompetence Decathlon (she's won every year) #HillaryOlympics

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Track and Fooled #TrumpOlympics

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The Prison Dodge #HillaryOlympics

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Rhythmic Draft Dodging #TrumpOlympics

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Pant Suit Broad Jump #HillaryOlympics

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White Powerlifting #TrumpOlympics

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Debate Triple Jump #TrumpOlympics

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The Benghazi Grave Hurdles #HillaryOlympics

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Bribe collecting. #HillaryOlympics

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Synchronized speaking #TrumpOlympics

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Swimming with Sharks #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics

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[PROCON]

Jumping the Shark event

[relentlessly]

[MtnClimber]

Someone tied a “Get Well Soon” balloon to the back of a dead raccoon in Boulder.

http://www.9news.com/news/local/share-this/someone-tied-a-get-well-soon-balloon-to-a-dead-raccoon/287615195

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

[sockhead]

E = mc2

 If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 299.8 mm/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result by:   

Voting Democratic in the Nov. 8, 2016, election. 
  

[Ingtar]

“We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” — Japanese proverb.

“Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don’t even care if there’s music.” — Anon

[red-dawg]

Forgot the Zika character.

[Delta 21]

#30 Woo-Hoo !!

This rock kinda looks like a face.

Sorta kinda like Trumps face.

This is sorta like whats gonna happen to Cankles in the Nov election.

[Trillian]

And for now the raccoon stays, with a helium-filled message of hope, tied to its leg.
Strange things afoot in Boulder.

[Dutch Boy]

Did global warming cause the rock to melt or was there more gravity in that area? I’m sure Hillary will find a way to tax it whatever it is.

[matchgirl]

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

My husband’s Uncle Ned once once told us that he said,”Hazel, why don’t we go to bed so these nice people can go home?”

[Egon]

299.8 mm/sec (the speed of light)

That seems really slow.

[Lucky9teen]

[upchuck]

:)

[West Texas Chuck]

[BloodScarletMinnesota]

Nice, it’s corporate and everything!
:)

[BloodScarletMinnesota]

Awesome image, high quality/good resolution.