***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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Grandma discovers SnapChat

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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases,
you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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An engineer dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."[img=37x31]http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/msn/38.gif[/img]

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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That's one upset customer (mind the language)

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Potty Mouth Bird


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[Tamar1973]

Gangnam (Blues) Beer

Old Beer

My Sassy Beer

Memories of Beer

[Lucky9teen]

Hillary Clinton Remix Kinda funky...just like she is.

[Monkey Face]

*Like*

[LonePalm]

My grandfather, an American, joined the Royal Army Medical Corps in 1915. He did three years on the Somme. We have a commendation for his hospital signed by King George V.

"Ceterum censeo Hillary esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

The War of the Beers (War of the Worlds)
Mission to Beer (Mission to Mars)
Mars Needs Beer (Mars Needs Men)
Beer Bar Wars (Star Wars)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Beer
Forbidden Beer
Little House of Beers
Beerstein Bears
Moby Beer
Beer Hunter
Invasion of the Beer Snatchers
Godzilla versus Beer
BeerBusters
The Good, the Bad and the Beer
Thelma and Beer
Louis and Beer
Back to the Beer
Smokey and the Beer
Beer, Parts I-V (i.e. Saw)
Japanese movie, The Beer (i.e. The Grudge)
Animal House - the movie that made beer parties famous
Weird Beer (Weird Science)
Dances With Beers (Dances with Wolves)
Raiders of the Lost Keg
Captain Beer (Capt. America)
The Fantastic Four Beers

ok, enough of this stuff. I hate beer, except
ROOTBEER (A & W, Barq’s, Hires) and ice-cream

[Lucky9teen]

For those who are bummed that Trump and Bernie won't debate...this one's for you.

[King Moonracer]

The Beer in Miss Jones

[llevrok]

Beer Throat.

[wyokostur]

Clockwork Beer

[wyokostur]

[Fast Moving Angel]

She Wore A Yellow Beer

The Yellow Beer of Texas

[wyokostur]

"BEERS" We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

A Fistful of Beer

[llevrok]

Five Easy Beers

[wyokostur]

Beer Trek

[acad1228]

Lone Beer State of Mind

[wyokostur]

Inconvenient Beer

[dglang]

Beer Hunter

[MortMan]

The Beer for Red October

[MortMan]

Behind the Beer (Green) Door