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Insane: Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean—And Got Intimate With It
Townhall.com ^ | May 26, 2016 | Matt Vespa

Posted on 05/26/2016 7:59:42 PM PDT by jazusamo

Insane: Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean—And Got Intimate With It

Campus Reform has this bizarre tale from Santa Monica College, where the “EcoSexual Extravaganza” took place earlier this month. Students married the ocean and “made love with the water” in order to foster a greater love for the Earth. Some attendees even explained the importance of consent regarding beginning a “physical relationship” with the planet:

Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”

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Some students then made their way down to the water, where they were urged by event organizers to “consummate” the marriage and “make love with the water.”

“Stick your toes in the water … or any part of your body that you want.”

The event, according to Professor Katherine, “was funded by a number of campus organizations” with the main sponsor being the University’s Public Policy Institute chapter.

I’ll just leave this here:

2 1/2 minute video: Married to the Sea: An Ecosexual Wedding

That’s a, uh—interesting day at the beach, I guess.



TOPICS: Education; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ecosexualmarriage; idiocy; intamacy; marriedocean; santamonicacollege
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To: ctdonath2
Not like the ocean could consent.

Well at least it did wave.

61 posted on 05/27/2016 4:12:54 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: jazusamo

Some of these nitwits have watched Avatar a hundred times...


62 posted on 05/27/2016 4:18:47 AM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: Ken H

POTD! Well done!


63 posted on 05/27/2016 5:26:09 AM PDT by day10 (You'll get nothing and like it!)
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To: jazusamo

I the video there is a person speaking and it is identified as “Annie Sprinkle, Founder of Sexcology”. That name rang a bell so I did a Google search.

Porn actress from way back in the day. DO NOT do you own Google search. I’ll take that one for the team.


64 posted on 05/27/2016 5:29:21 AM PDT by day10 (You'll get nothing and like it!)
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To: jazusamo

As I watched the video it was clear that they might as well marry the sea, it’s their only hope.


65 posted on 05/27/2016 5:31:01 AM PDT by Toespi
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To: jazusamo

Aquanuts


66 posted on 05/27/2016 5:35:13 AM PDT by kanawa
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To: fieldmarshaldj; jazusamo; Impy; Clintonfatigued; stephenjohnbanker; BillyBoy

They need to be careful having unprotected sex with the ocean... they might get crabs.

Maybe they should use some contraceptive jellyfish...


67 posted on 05/27/2016 8:50:08 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; jazusamo; Impy; Clintonfatigued; stephenjohnbanker; BillyBoy

And from the looks of some of those two-ton Tessies in the photo... they had a whale of a time...


68 posted on 05/27/2016 8:51:06 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: jazusamo

Wow. Fat white people that can’t even surf. What a bummer.


69 posted on 05/27/2016 8:53:15 AM PDT by truth_seeker (#NeverHillary#NeverBernie)
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued; BillyBoy; stephenjohnbanker; sickoflibs

“...Stick your toes in the water ...”

Stick their heads in the water... and hold them there for, oh, about two hours.

Will surely help out by decreasing the surplus population...
plus, it will also help out the Gene Pool by removing defective genes.

It’s a GREAT idea...


70 posted on 05/27/2016 8:53:58 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
By the way— what orientation is the ocean? I think I’d like to know that before I committed to the consummation.

Well, if you're going to be picky, doesn't that make you a bigot? Have you forgotten -- Anything goes in the leftists' "fertile" (ie well manured) brains (such as they are).

71 posted on 05/27/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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To: Bob

I just take for granted that I’ll be considered a bigot on most of these kind of issues. I’ve probably gone and committed a hate crime just by commenting on this. A hate crime against the ocean and it’s spouses. That’s a biggie.


72 posted on 05/27/2016 11:47:44 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: bluejean

Of course it is Gay-a! What was I thinking?!?


73 posted on 05/27/2016 11:48:58 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Thanks for relating that, it’s a great story and should have been a good lesson for the class. You did good! :)


74 posted on 05/27/2016 11:59:40 AM PDT by jazusamo (Have YOU Donated to Free Republic? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: day10

Thanks for the warning. LOL!


75 posted on 05/27/2016 12:03:13 PM PDT by jazusamo (Have YOU Donated to Free Republic? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: jazusamo

Arrr.. I hate the sea and everything in it.
76 posted on 05/27/2016 2:56:25 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Impy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; ExTexasRedhead; stephenjohnbanker; sickoflibs; metmom; ..

This time it wasn’t foam on top of the waves.


77 posted on 05/27/2016 3:11:41 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (The barbarians are inside because there are no gates)
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To: NFHale
LOL!


78 posted on 05/28/2016 1:13:16 AM PDT by Impy (Did you know "Hillary" spelled backwards is "Bitch"?)
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To: Clintonfatigued; fieldmarshaldj; Impy; GOPsterinMA; ExTexasRedhead; stephenjohnbanker; ...

RE Foam:
Evidently... the tide was comming ...in.

Just sayin’


79 posted on 05/28/2016 8:39:00 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA; ExTexasRedhead; stephenjohnbanker; ...

There was a veritable ... wave ... of aroused excitement from the ocean.


80 posted on 05/28/2016 8:41:09 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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