Insane: Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean—And Got Intimate With It

Townhall.com ^ | May 26, 2016 | Matt Vespa

[KarlInOhio]

Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean

Bad news little snowflakes - I peed in your new spouse.

[bramps]

Where’s Jaws when you need him to shed a little light on how loving nature can be?

[Sarah Barracuda]

Also took an English class and a History class..the professor was liberal but he wasn’t too extreme I ended up getting an A in the class..but since my major was Computer Science, before I transferred to CSUN I took mostly computer courses so didnt have to suffer much through the liberal BS, but back then it was not as bad as it was now. You could be a Conservative and walk through campus without fear..I never even thought about it, never crossed my mind to even worry about it..now, forget about it college campuses are insane, I could never last there now

[Larry Lucido]

I liked the menage a trois with Burt Lancaster, Deborah Kerr and the ocean in From Here to Eternity.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“She’s allowed to do this under Tidal IX.”

I don’t care who you are that there is funny.

[jazusamo]

Both our daughter and son went to a liberal college but got degrees in criminal justice, the only conservative curriculum there then. Both of them took pleasure in taunting the libs but in this day and age that would be difficult. :)

[Patriot Babe]

ROFL ROFL That is soooo true ROFL

[PGR88]

It would have been HILARIOUS if a shark attacked one of them during their “consumation”

[jazusamo]

LOL! That was pretty risque at that time.

[teletech]

Pure insanity.

[cloudmountain]

Simple answer: they are all
MORONS.

[USMCPOP]

“This is the result of doing away with most mental institutions 40 or more years ago. LOL! “

Looks like a bunch of beached whales to me.

[Impala64ssa]

How does one "do the nasty" with the ocean? I'll never listen to that classic Beach Boys song Catch a Wave the same way again :p

[Intolerant in NJ]

Well, at least their genes won’t be polluting the humanity pool in the years ahead....

[PlateOfShrimp]

You win the Internet for this week.

Jen will bring it by shortly.

[The Duke]

Is it possible that we finally found something that Laz would not “hit”?

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Although I am not a certified religious minister, on several occasions I have married a good red wine with a great steak.

Please forgive me.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

"orientation is the ocean?"

I think it's clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counterclockwise in the southern.

Or do I have that reversed?

[Maudeen]

This is the result of doing away with most mental institutions 40 or more years ago.

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This is a result of doing away with God in the classroom. Here’s looking at the future of America. These types of sick stunts across the nation are becoming the “norm”. How much more will God put up with.

[noiseman]

You have it reversed, but then again the ocean could be “transgender”, so who knows?