Posted on 05/26/2016 7:59:42 PM PDT by jazusamo
If you get intimate with the ocean, be careful. Sharks might bite something important
The sharks might bite something important and make you impotent!
Isn’t that just called swimming?!
“what orientation is the ocean?”
It’s obviously Gay-ya, according to the lefty dweebie sand-brains waddling around in the sand. Which explains why there aren’t any other earths.
Ive seen Laz work his magic...He's a legend
Where is Shark Week when you need it?
I took a Hebrew class at Santa Monica College over 30 years ago. How the student body changed. I used to work near Santa Monica/Venice area, which even then was Weirdo Central. I literally ran into people who belonged in mental institutions, but they were never as flamboyantly stunted as this bunch.
So hmmm where to start I'm here every work day and Santa Monica is a little weird but honestly not as weird as its portrayed okay maybe it is that weird, but it doesn't often seem that.
What it seems like, is an odd combination of beach town meets huge sprawling metropolis.
L.A is a city with no center but it does still feel like it has a soul for some strange reason. Anyhow Santa Monica is much more strange for its weird mix of things day to day its pretty darn normal.
As I work down here I'm being to meet the locals as I walk around I'll keep you all posted.
The saddest thing is if you come in very early to work you see all the homeless sleeping on the street.
The other day I came out of the parking structure and it was quite cold and there was a man sleeping barefoot on the side walk using his shoe for a pillow.
Sounds like loads of fun there.
I had only been back stateside a few month so I was unimpressed by her untouchable status and stuck my little paw in the air. When she called on me I asked if she understood that her statement was quite racist as she was making assumptions purely on the basis of the student's appearance.
She walked back to where I was sitting, loomed over me and demanded loudly, "Are you calling me racist?"
Once again having only slight knowledge of American norms but having been very well tutored in logic I responded that if she actually believed what she was spouting then yes, she was racist.
She glared at me for about ten seconds before she laughed and told the class, "yes, that was racist and only one of you had the guts to call me on it."
Her point was that the people we would come in contact with in the criminal justice system would use every tactic to get us to feel sorry for them and invoking racism, classism or a bunch of other -isms was a favorite tactic.
The rest of the lecture was quite interesting.
Everything is about sex in these sick people’s minds.
$20 for lunch easy - get ready America keep electing democrats and you to can get this same expensive crappy food in small portions - wheee!.
Actually - it is sometimes fun, mainly due to the weather and amazing location.
I am slowly changing L.A if Trump builds a wall ... - man this city could be something. You can see it used to be.
Just razzing you. If you like it then enjoy it to the hilt.
I’ve lived in a small mountain town too long to be comfortable
in any big city anymore. I would need an Rx for my nerves and
a street-wise guide to keep me sane and clear of trouble.
““Stick your toes in the water … or any part of your body that you want.” “
How is sticking your toe in the water a sexual act?
This whole “marrying the Ocean” is beyond stupid.
Can’t these people just enjoy the ocean without trying to turn it into a sexual act?
Sounds pretty silly, but, to speak the truth, those Santa Monica beaches ARE gorgeous.
...............remind me to never go swimming around there.
Seriously....come on....the 60's are starting to seem sane in comparison to modern nutters.
That’s going to leave a Ring Around the Beach.
I finished in the early 90s, thank god the idiocy was about 1/100 what it is today. My school would kick me out today.
Some students then made their way down to the water, where they were urged by event organizers to “consummate” the marriage and “make love with the water.”
Now we’ll never get the smell off the fish.
Used to be only two things smelled like fish.
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