Posted on 02/06/2016 11:25:52 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
* Camping with Michael Moore after a night of chili-dogs and cheap beer * Someone in burqa holding ticking briefcase * A 3 am Aaron Hernandez backseat car ride down a dark road unarmed * A 3am intoxicated Hillary driving front seat car ride down a dark road unarmed * Being Charlie Hedbo’s doorman * John Kerry's war record * John Boehner’s dermatologist * Rosie O’Donnell’s Guide to Better Lesbian Parenting * Waking up to the horror of Debbie Wasserman Schultz * Bill sha longing Hillary once in last 30 yrs. * A Chaz Bono E.D. commercial * Middle East mail-order bride dressed in tarp * An “It’s Just For Lunch†date in Karachi * Obama marriage lasting another five years * A Saudi executioner circumcision * An Anthony Weiner text w/image * A Huma Weiner text w/image * A flat broke used car salesman with rent due * John Wayne Gacy as a clown at my child's birthday party * A fart when I have diarrhea * A Jimmy Carter rescue plan * Condoms from the Dollar Store * The check is already in the mail * Michael Vick's dog sitting service * Obama's so-called Birth Certificate * Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton * A lap dancer with an Adam's Apple * Bill Cosby escorting my daughter on an overnight weekend trip * Malaysian Airlines flight safety records * The NSA is not spying on regular citizens * A rape accusation in Rolling Stone magazine * Gun Control statistics from The Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence * A Palestinian on a motorcycle * Business venture in Mecca involving crosses or ham steak * Hillarys Acute Dementia * Anyone named Abdullah Hussein Ali Baba from Vera Cruz * Rod Blagojevich * An elevator ride with Ray Rice * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby . * Sex Education taught by Jocelyn Elders * Michael Jackson's Doctor * Jerry Sandusky's football camp * An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran * A Catholic priest at a boys camp * Bill Clinton at a girls camp * Madonnas virginity * Being alone anywhere with Al Gore * A blind date with Sheila Jackson Lee * Jesse Jackson holding a knife and scissors * A Manson Family Christmas * An Obama opinion * An Obama indecision * Going along on an Obama vacation * Hillary in no need of an exorcism * Rodney King teaching my kids to drive * Nixon’s secret plan to end the Vietnam War * Bush’s Al Qaeda hunt in Iraq * Obamas Christian claim * A Kenyan "born" in Hawaii * Obama's claims of "Islam's contributions to America and the religion of love".. * Receiving a package from Ted "Unabomber" Kaczynski * Lois Lerner innocence * Brian Williams news reports * A blind date with Ted Bundy * Loch Ness monster sightings * Al Sharpton watching anyone’s back * Gas station Sushi * Working out with Harry Reid * Any leadership from Obama * Pot-luck stew by Jeffery Dahmer * Oprah's weight loss plan * A selfie with a rattlesnake * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection * Saudia Arabian hospitality * Quail hunting with D(i)(c)k Cheney * Tom Brady's footballs * Sex with an HIV positive partner * Bill Cosby escorting my daughter on an overnight weekend trip * Bill Clinton seminar on procurement and penile straightening * Nancy Pelosis Tax Return * Beauty tips from Janet Reno & Ruth Bader Ginsburg * Medical advice from Dr. Jack Kevorkian * Going on The Jerry Springer Show * Dinner date with any of “The View†regulars * Golfing with Gerald Ford * A Jimmy Carter economic plan
Savannah stole and ate 7 of 8 loaves of bread I made the other day. I may as well just dump all the ingredients on the floor for her.
guess she’ll poopin loaves for awhile
Yeah- with the foam padding from the dog couch mixed in.
LOL!!
That is so sad. I do not know how she lives with herself
A banana peel on the sidewalk.
I really don't think he cares.
Awwwwwww! He sounds the best.
The truth is, cats fed decent food will crave our food because they have normal cravings. Cats fed poor food have their taste buds and cravings messed up with all the cat fake flavorings they get used to.
I am a cheap substitute cat “human.” When my teen son goes out at night, his l’il cat curls up on my lap like I am the coolest thing. But she hears his car in the drive, even in a dead, coin-coiled sleep (the tighter the coin, the deeper that sleep, right?), she is up like a missile and RUNNING for the door like a dog. She doesn’t care one bit about my feelings!
Enjoy your best friend.
pretty much
This would go viral on Facebook
A promise made by Yasser Arafat to not engage in hostilities against Israel.
A manual on how to be a great humanitarian written by Hitler and co-authored by Stalin and Mao.
A promise by a Chicago mayor to never take bribes.
Putin saying, “Here, drink your tea.”
my buddy disses me once mom is home from work :)
she plays with him more. i’m just a big pillow to knead and sleep on.
That was great Red!
Barakh Hussein reciting the pledge of allegiance.
On second thoughts I think I went too far with this one.
I run a website dedicated to these!
ThingsITrustMoreThanHillary.com
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