***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

A RECAP OF THE DEBATES

The moderators kept it sizzling

And throughout the night, the candidates connected..........awkwardly

And the audience reaction, every time the RINO candidates spoke?

It is interesting how those in the bottom tier (10% or less) and in the 1st debate, still think they have any chance of winning.....at all.

 

 

But......

onto what happened at the little kids table

Lindsey Graham had trouble being relevant, maybe he had too much on his mind?

Every time Jindal spoke, I couldn't help thinking of this:

Why is George Pataki even there? He doesn't even sound like a Republican, let alone a conservative.

I guess Rick Santorum is thinking a second time around will make a difference?

 

 

And over at the big kids table

Trump pulled no punches

While Carly was on point on many issues, she was quite snippy and snide (for my taste).  I mean, does she ever smile?

And leave it to Mike Huckabee, as RINO as he is, to bring on the edumacation

Ah Rubio made a funny....but there's nothing funny about amnesty

John Kasich is just......weird.

I'm tellin ya, Scott Walker always looks stoned,

and is it me, or does his top lip never move?

And I can see why Rand Paul has such a low percentage. He lost me completely with his stance on the Iran deal.

I actually liked that Chris Christie was good at scolding all the kids on stage

Bush was just.......creepy, as usual

Ben Carson kept things in perspective

But Ted Cruz kept it real......AND Presidential!!!

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Top 15!

[NEMDF]

Happy Birthday! Hope you have good birthday cake!

[TADSLOS]

IN!!

[Redcitizen]

It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited.

“I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!”

The crowd went wild, shouting “Hoya! Hoya!”.

The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm.

“I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!”

“Hoya! Hoya!” cried the crowd, stomping their feet.

“I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!”

The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting “Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!”

After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle.

“Sure,” the Chief said, “but be careful not to step in the hoya...”

[PROCON]

Great FRiday thread as usual, thanks!

[Liberty Valance]

[Focault's Pendulum]

Thanks for the ping!

I had a stroke recently, I actually thought I had a another one the the other night.

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[BenLurkin]

The Young Chris Christie

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[fredhead]

I quit watching football, it’s too depressing. I just come in to work on Monday morning and ask “How bad did the Raiders lose?”

[dangus]

Somebody doesn’t like Georgetown.

[relentlessly]

In 1865 a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States .
In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States - who later died from the wound.
In 1963 a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States .
In 1975 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States .
In 1983 a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan, President of the United States .
In 1984 James Hubert, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 22 people in a McDonald’s restaurant.
In 1986 Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.
In 1990 James Pough, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.
In 1991 George Hennard, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 23 people in a Luby’s cafeteria in Killeen , TX .
In 1995 James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.
In 1999 Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 8 people at a church service.
In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the
US ...
In 2003 Douglas Williams, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.
In 2007 a registered Democrat named Seung - Hui Cho, shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.
In 2010 a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner, shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.
In 2011 a registered Democrat named James Holmes, went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.
In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis .
In 2013 a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza, shot and killed 26 people in a school in Newtown , CT.
As recently as Sept 2013, an angry Democrat shot 12 at a Navy ship yard.
Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns.
Not one NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservative was involved in any of these shootings and murders.
SOLUTION: It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns.

[relentlessly]

[Monkey Face]

IN! (I had to set up a new laptop! Sorry I’m late!)

[Monkey Face]

That is very interesting!